Chapter 229: Giving the Middle Finger to Show Respect (Second Watch Asking for Votes)
"What the hell is going on?"
On the mysterious ancient altar, the donkey was still standing, exuding the majesty of an emperor, Ye Luo was frightened, puzzled, and puzzled.
At this moment, the donkey spoke again, with an unfathomable taste: "Boy, this emperor is talking to you, don't you hear?" ”
"How can I feel familiar when I listen to your words?" Ye Luo raised his head and asked a rhetorical question with some uncertainty, still a little hairy in his heart.
"Wow! Familiar? You are just an ordinary person like an ant, just over 20 years old, will you be familiar with the emperor? In front of the majesty of this emperor, are you stupid? The donkey's tone was even more mysterious.
Then, the donkey said: "10,000 years ago, the emperor and Nuwa made up the sky together, nine thousand years ago, the emperor drank with Kuafu, seven thousand years ago, the emperor saw through the red dust, returned to Kunlun, two thousand years later was born, and the three emperors of heaven, earth and man who ruled the four seas and eight wilderness at that time discussed the Tao, in fact, it is not so much about the Tao, but rather the emperor to point these three descendants to practice.
Subsequently, the emperor saw that there was no rival in the four seas and eight wildernesses, and no one was qualified to talk to me about the avenue again, so he went into hiding here, slept for 5,000 years, and only woke up today.
Now, when you kid meets me, it can be regarded as a great creation, and I have decided that I will give you a chance to stand at the peak of the world.
However, before that, I also need to put you to a small test, as long as you can pull out the sixteen small bronze flags around the ancient altar, even if you pass the test, accept my supreme inheritance. ”
The donkey's face tightened, his body stood straight, and the supreme power on his body became more and more intense.
However, after hearing these words, Ye Luo not only did not immediately prostrate and bow, nor did he be sincerely afraid, but his eyes showed a strange look.
Ye Luo has always had a sense of familiarity since he saw this donkey, but Ye Luo can be very sure that he has never seen this donkey, so how did this familiarity come about?
Now, Ye Luo has figured it out a little.
It wasn't the donkey itself that familiarized him, nor what it said, but the way it spoke!
Because, when I used to pretend, brag, fool people, and cheat people, I seemed to be like the donkey standing on the ancient altar in front of me, speaking in this way and tone.
"This donkey seems to be pretending, is it trying to trick me? What to make up the sky with Nuwa, drink with Kuafu, and discuss with the Three Emperors are all improving their qualifications! ”
However, this donkey is a little too evil, although Ye Luo has some doubts in his heart, but he is also a little uncertain for a while.
Ye Luo lowered his head, his mind turned sharply, in order to determine what he thought in his heart, his eyes turned, and he asked a question with a trap: "That, I am not familiar with Nuwa, Kuafu, and the Three Emperors, I heard that during the Qin Dynasty, there was a person named Guiguzi, who was a generation of powerful supreme, do you know him?" ”
"Guiguzi? Mom, ...... "The donkey's body shook, and the originally tight donkey face was loosened, and it instantly became fierce, as if it was going to scold, but in a very short period of time, the donkey's face tightened again, and said majestically: "Guiguzi has heard of it, but it is a little too weak, and the strength and qualifications are very mediocre. ”
Ye Luo's eyes narrowed.
Ye Luo's question was a trap, the donkey said before, it had been asleep five thousand years ago, and it had slept until now, but Guiguzi was a person more than two thousand years ago, and the donkey still said that he knew Guiguzi, and said that he had dialed him, what does this mean?
This shows that the donkey must be lying, pretending, and maybe even preparing to trap him!
Ye Luo then asked, "Then do you know Qin Shi Huang?" ”
"It's just an ant, I've met once, I have come to the door many times, and I ask the emperor to give him a guide or two, but the emperor doesn't like this kind of person whose qualifications are too dull, so he expels him." The donkey's face tightened, and the momentum became more and more majestic, and at a glance, it looked like a god.
However, Ye Luo didn't even have the last trace of awe in his eyes!
This donkey must be pretending to fool people!
I have been sleeping for 5,000 years, and I still know Guiguzi more than 2,000 years ago, Qin Shi Huang?
Ye Luo realized, but his face didn't show it, in order to get more things out of its mouth, Ye Luo's eyes rolled, but he made a plan, and said honestly: "You, what you said is true?" ”
"Mole ants! How dare you doubt me? The donkey man stood, and the donkey's hooves stretched forward, pointing at Ye Luo from afar, as if angry.
Ye Luo's expression was serious, and he stretched out a middle finger towards the donkey from afar, and said, "Don't be angry yet, do you see my finger?" ”
The donkey was slightly stunned, and then said majestically: "What's wrong with the fingers?" ”
Ye Luo became more and more serious, and said: "I compared a middle finger to you, in our era, it represents awe, but also represents incomparable respect, phew! Now I spit on you again, which in our time represents a kind of admiration and admiration from the humble to the noble.
As a high-ranking generation of dog emperors, you know astronomy and geography, and you are familiar with the major events of the upper and lower 5,000 years, you should understand my current attitude towards you, right?
In our time, these two actions of mine represent my supreme worship! ”
On the ancient altar, the donkey saw Ye Luo's serious expression, his tone was awe-inspiring, and his movements were meticulous, the donkey's eyes turned quickly, coughed lightly, and said, "Noise! Can you explain this most basic etiquette? Times are changing, etiquette is also changing, the emperor has long known it, you are a good boy, and you know how to worship me with such a big gift. ”
The corners of Ye Luo's mouth twitched, paralyzed, this donkey was really fucking and fooling people, and he was almost cheated by this donkey!
Than the middle finger and the spitting represent awe and worship?
I'm afraid that if you go out into the street and revere and worship people in this way, you will have three legs broken!
Ye Luo's eyes rolled again, in order to get some news from the mouth of this donkey who didn't know what the origin was, and continued to say seriously: "What kind of place is this, why is there an ancient altar, a dark river, and a ten-story mysterious stone tower?" ”
"This ancient altar is naturally the place where the emperor chose to sleep, there is nothing to be curious about, as for that tower, it is not an ordinary stone tower, but a ten-story demon tower that once shocked the entire ancient era!" The donkey didn't say much, and still maintained his supreme majesty.
"Ten-story Demon Tower?" Ye Luo's heart was awe-inspiring!
"Yes, the ten-story demon tower, also known as the dark tower, there are things against the sky in the tower, but you kid is just an ordinary person, this tower is full of murderous opportunities, with your current situation, if you want to enter, it is simply nine deaths." The donkey's hooves waved lightly, and it seemed that the clouds were light and the wind was light.
Then, it stiffened its face and said with a serious majesty: "However, as long as you pass my test, pull out the sixteen small bronze flags around the ancient altar, and accept my inheritance, you can easily enter the tower and obtain the things that defy the sky!" ”
PS: Two more votes, the excitement will continue tomorrow, friends with a book shortage, you can take a look at my old book "Super Soldier King", please remember the pen name of the best villain, thank you.