"Brother Can'er, people won't let you go."

"Brother Can, how can I live without you!"

"Wow - Yue'er would rather die, let me die."

"Woo woo, if you can let people sleep once, they will be content to die."

The girls cried so much that they were really broken and wanted to cry. And the man's fingers, which were held down by a group of women, moved slightly, proving that he was still alive.

"Oops!"

The three women staggered and were pushed to the ground, and fell beside the little boy who had just entered the door. But the three girls didn't look at anyone, and hurriedly climbed back, hugging the man's thigh like a stitch.

"Huhuhu, do you know how big your breasts are, almost suffocating you to death!"

Xiao Can gasped, his slightly purple face covered with lip prints. It's a pity that Boundless Yanfu didn't make him feel happy, but looked indignant: "I'm just leaving for a month to do some private things, look at you one by one like crying and mourning, I wish I died, right?" ”

"No, Brother Can, people really can't bear you."

"As the saying goes, if you don't see you for a day, you don't see you for three autumns, and if you don't see you for a month, you don't want to be separated for 90 years.

"Brother Can, can you bring someone else?"

The women began to launch a tear offensive again, crying Xiao Can helplessly for a while.

Practicing flower picking in retreat is a top priority today, and there is no room for delay. So after he came back from last night, he used this day to make a lot of preparations, but who knew that just revealing his whereabouts with the girls caused such a violent reaction.

Rewind to early this morning.

To be away for so long, several big things have to be resolved. The first thing to do is to make sure that Sarandol is safe.

Piaoxiang Courtyard is crowded with people, which is obviously not an ideal choice for hiding, and has experienced the cat slashing incident, which proves that Princess Loulan has been exposed. After discussing with Qiao Qiao repeatedly, Xiao Can finally transferred Princess Loulan to a safe place.

Thinking that the Moon Bay is close to success, Xiao Can is unwilling, and before leaving, he wants to chat with the princess to create a little sadness. Who knew that Qiao Sanyuan fully inherited the spirit of the second sister light bulb, and shut him out with a "bang" without saying a word.

Xiao Can didn't give up, and slipped under the window to want an obscene poem.

"It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, and the spring breeze is powerless to bloom—"

"Praise!"

"I'm rubbing! Sanyuan sister, do you want to kill! ”

Before the poem was finished, a flower pot flew out of the window, almost hitting his head and bleeding. When Qiao Qiao appeared at the window again with a pair of scissors in his left and right hands, Xiao Can finally couldn't help but scold.

"It's such a bully! Qiao Sanyuan, I've put up with you for a long time! I'm not soaking you, what is your intention to block the crossbar! ”

Jojo smiled strangely and said, "I don't know, but there's always a voice in my head that reminds me - it seems interesting if Miss Lando becomes the person you want so much but never get it." ”

Xiao Can was shocked for a while, because this was exactly what he told the second sister. I didn't expect this chick to have such a deep resentment, and she was infected to Sanyuan Mei. Knowing this, I should have told her that "the best revenge is fulfillment", I will pick flowers, you will come to sentry, and life should be too beautiful.

It's a pity that it's too late to regret it now, Jojo is like a door god, guarding the door of sexual happiness impenetrably.

Jojo said again: "And...... Every time you get close to Miss Lando, I feel like my sister is about to move, and she wants to take possession of this body. I can't say yes to her yet, so I can only say sorry to you. ”

"Bang!"

After saying this, Qiao Qiao closed the window tightly, isolating Sarando's fairy-like face, and could only hear her soft and clear fairy voice.

"Xiao Gongzi, take care all the way, slave wishes you great success and a safe return."

"After the miracle is accomplished, the first thing is to pick your little flower!"

Xiao Can made an oath with great grief and indignation, and secretly decided that he must practice hard.

If Qiaoqiao's stumbling block is not removed, the difficulty of getting Miss Lando will skyrocket. Xiao Niangpi washed her ass and waited patiently, until Lao Tzu's martial arts were higher than yours, so that you would know what it means to call the heavens and the earth to be ineffective!

With Qiao Qiao's cheeks crimson begging for mercy in his mind, Xiao Can finally smiled and swept away the resentment in his heart. But after thinking about it, I suddenly realized a very serious problem: to deal with Qiaoqiao, it is far from enough to learn to escape.

Because I can't beat it.

Is it possible that the god of dine-in food can only flee for his life like a lost dog? If in the future, it is clear that the light skill is superb but the attack power is zero, and when you encounter the opponent, you will run away without a trace, and you will feel ashamed to think about it.

In order to solve this problem, Xiao Can locked himself up after returning to Piaoxiang Courtyard, thinking hard about how to improve his combat effectiveness. It wasn't until noon that he finally opened the door laughing, and ran out into the street with a drawing in his hand.

The girls watched him go away, their hearts full of worry.

Yue'er sighed: "Alas, Brother Chan must be under too much pressure. ”

Ah Xiang nodded in agreement: "It makes sense, men are not as good as us women, especially excellent men like Brother Can, what difficulties are always in mind, and it is easy to hold back problems after a long time." ”

Rouge Qi said: "What do you mean, Sister Yi Axiang......?"

"To be released." Ah Xiang spoke firmly, pinched his chin and said: "Looking at Brother Can'er's situation, there is already a little precursor to stupidity, I can't watch him become an idiot sitting in a rocking chair drooling, I must help him release the pressure as soon as possible and return to his true character as a hero." ”

Yue'er's cheeks flushed, and she squirmed: "Speaking of which, our sisters haven't been released for a long time, right?" ”

When they heard this, the girls sighed in unison.

It was originally uncomfortable for men to toss, and it was hard to get good, but it was lonely and uncomfortable. What's even more uncomfortable is that he is obviously guarding a good boy who is both strong and funny, but he can't see it and can't eat it, which is the same as keeping a widow.

Rouge complained: "What's the use of us trying to help him? The last time he wore 'see-through temptation', he walked around in front of his door several times, but he didn't even glance at it, which was really annoying. ”

Yue'er said happily: "So I'm very lucky, a few days ago I deliberately fell into his arms wearing a 'beach bikini', and he also pinched someone's buttocks." ”

"Okay, you are a dead girl, you dare to eat alone!"

"How does his palm feel, delicate or rough?"

"Sister Yue'er, that bikini is borrowed from someone else to wear."

"Don't even shout!" Ah Xiang shouted, stopped the off-topic women, and asked, "Do you still want to help Brother Chan release?" ”

The women said in unison: "Yes!" ”

Ah Xiang's eyes were firm, and she said: "Since the sisters don't have the same idea, and Brother Can doesn't understand the amorous feelings, we have to use some means." ”

"Dry firewood fire pill!"

"Affection Pill!"

"Sheep into tiger grass!"

The girls offered suggestions one after another, but they saw Ah Xiang raise her right hand and said with a smile: "In my opinion, to deal with a determined person like Brother Can'er, you must use some fierce materials." I heard the flying wolf mention, there is a mysterious medicine in the Eight Tiger Village', 'Old Monk Benniu San', as the name suggests, even if you are an old monk in the Dingding, you will become a bull in estrus after taking it, and the medicinal effect is very domineering. ”

"The old monk runs to the bull and scatters? That's it! ”

The girls soon agreed on their opinions, their eyes shining like wolves, and began to discuss tonight's breakdown—no, it was a plan to help Brother Chan "release the pressure".

Xiao Can didn't know that the girls were calculating themselves, but were immersed in great joy.

After much deliberation, he finally found a way to make up for his shortcomings in force.

Hidden weapon!

If you create a peerless secret weapon, you can dodge attacks with ghostly body skills when you are grappling with enemies, and then suddenly use cold arrows when the opponent is in chaos...... What master doesn't lie down obediently?

It's a pity that the hidden weapons of this era are all darts and knives, and the requirements for personal wrist strength and techniques are too high. So Xiao Can had a whim, drew a drawing, and built it according to the design principle of the pistol. However, now the conditions are limited, so the bullet can only be replaced with a relatively simple iron nail, although the lethality is greatly reduced, but the nail tip is applied with a little strong sweat medicine, the effect will not be much worse.

If the target is changed to Jojo, you might as well change the sweat pill to an aphrodisiac. I heard that there is a kind of "old monk running bull scatter" in the Eight Tiger Village, and the effect is wonderful, so you might as well try it in the future.

was ruined by Qiao Qiao one after another, which inspired Xiao Can's strong fighting spirit. In the afternoon, he and the best blacksmith in the village pondered back and forth, and finally created a semi-finished product. Although the shooting distance and operability need to be improved, and further processing and improvement are needed, he finally sees the hope of becoming a comprehensive master.

Along the way, Xiao Can couldn't put down his pistol, aiming at targets along the street from time to time, and sounding "Stop, stop", looking like he was suffering from madness.

Along the way, the hawkers sighed: What stimulated the young village owner, how could a good person be stupid?

Xiao Can completely ignored people's surprised gazes, sometimes to become a master, he was destined to face the peerless loneliness that others did not understand. But when he raised the muzzle of his gun and pointed it at the sky, his face changed slightly.

The sunset is hanging on the branches, and it is almost time to date the little boy.

This little girl is so proud that she has no friends, and she seems to have an unattainable status, and even Cheng Fatzi, who is rich and rivals the country, is her little follower. This kind of gentlemanly gentleman may not be able to help much, but it is easy to do bad things. Now that he has formed a relationship with the little white-faced Zhong Xuanyin, if he makes another enemy, the finals of the imperial capital will not even have to be compared.

Xiao Can's heart sank, and he hurriedly returned to Piaoxiang Courtyard to boil the old soup at the bottom of the pot, and prepared a table of gluttonous feasts.

When all this was done, he called the girls he knew most to say goodbye. I thought it was a trivial matter, but who knew that the girls were so emotional, crying, making trouble and hanging themselves, and this was the scene that the little boy saw with his own eyes.

"Woo woo, Brother Can, can you take someone with you? I will accompany you to the ends of the earth. ”

"Brother Can, people can't live without you!"

Knowing the bad news that Xiao Can was about to leave, the girls cried darkly. can be heard of heartbreaking retention, but it can't shake Xiao Can's determination at all.

"Alas, in fact, I can't bear you, but in order to make everyone live a better life, I have to go this time. Don't ask me where I'm going, the place I'm going to is far away, but even if it's far away to the edge of the world, I will take you to heart, the lonely journey is full of ups and downs, but in the final analysis, it's to get back a more perfect Brother Can. ”

The touching monologue made the girls cry bitterly, but Yue'er kept a clear head, quietly came to the table, and poured the "old monk running cow scatter" that she had finally asked for into a glass of apple juice.

"Brother Can, don't blame others, people just want to stay a good night, please be like a running bull in heat, let your wildness unleash to your heart's content......"