Chapter 296: Enlightenment

When Liu Bing said that his treasure had been eaten by thieves, Gao Ming immediately began to wonder if Li Yu or Li Yun had been exposed, and if that was the case, then he would have to find a way to get rid of the black cauldron.

So the question is, is this black cauldron on Li Yun's back? Or let Li be stunned?

And just when Gao Ming was thinking about throwing the pot, Liu Bing's crying voice reached his ears again.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, in fact, the old slave's treasure has been found, and it is there!"

As he spoke, Liu Bing stretched out his hand and pointed out the door, Gao Ming looked in the direction of his finger, and immediately gasped.

"Hiss......"

I saw two little eunuchs standing outside the courtyard, but this was not the most important thing, the most important thing was that these two little eunuchs were still carrying a large jar half a person high.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming suddenly looked at Liu Bing with some worry.

"Such a big jar...... Liu Bing, this guy shouldn't be crazy with Ding Ding, right? ”

Thinking of this, Gao Ming suddenly patted Liu Bing's shoulder with a sympathetic face.

"Lao Liu, you don't want to be like this, you have to open up and have the courage to face reality, you know?"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing nodded suddenly, and then cried again.

"Woo woo woo...... The thief who killed that day ate the old slave's treasure after stealing it, and what was even more annoying was that he also disliked the old slave's baby was not delicious, and spit it out again, the thief killed by this day really lost his conscience, woo woo woo woo ......"

Gao Ming: "......"

Hearing this, Gao Ming immediately judged that Liu Bing might have been to the "crime scene", otherwise he would not have known so much.

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately stretched out his hand and pointed to the big jar behind Liu Bing.

"What's that big jar?"

Hearing Gao Ming ask about the big jar behind him, Liu Bing immediately wiped his tears, and then sobbed twice.

"Suck and suck...... The old slave's treasure has been bitten by the thief who killed that day, so the old slave can only scrape off a layer of soil there, and then bury the soil together after the old slave dies, so that the old slave can be regarded as a complete man, suck ......"

Gao Ming: "......"

Is this the Tang Dynasty's version of "scraping the ground"?

Seeing Liu Bing's sad appearance, Gao Ming felt the eunuch's sadness more and more, he immediately sighed, and then patted Liu Bing's shoulder again.

"Lao Liu, a real man, must dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, atmosphere, bravery, enterprising, justice, righteousness, etc., these are the characteristics of men, only by doing this, can he be regarded as a real man!"

The reason why Gao Ming said this was mainly to comfort Liu Bing, but Liu Bing felt that Gao Ming's words simply spoke to his heart, and at the same time opened a new door for him.

"Atmospheric, enterprising, brave, righteous, righteous...... Real man ......"

He muttered what Gao Ming had just said, and there was a glint in his eyes.

"That's right...... His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is right, men must be generous, men must be aggressive, men must be brave, men must understand justice, and men must be righteous, yes...... That's it! ”

Speaking of this, Liu Bing suddenly knelt down towards Gao Ming with a "poof".

"The old slave thanks His Royal Highness the Crown Prince for solving his doubts, no wonder I often hear those adults say that it is okay to die at night, the old slave didn't understand before, but now the old slave finally understands, after listening to His Royal Highness the Prince's words, the old slave knows what a real man is, and the old slave must be such a man!"

After speaking, Liu Bing kowtowed three times towards Gao Ming.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming was suddenly a little stunned.

"It's so easy to fool, in fact, I'm just talking casually......"

Regardless of seeing Liu Bing's mental state change, Gao Ming was also very satisfied, and immediately helped him up.

"Lao Liu, I wouldn't tell him this kind of thing to ordinary people, but you are different, I think among the eunuchs, you are the most masculine."

Gao Ming is now letting go of the situation, anyway, according to Liu Bing's situation, no matter what he says, Liu Bing will definitely believe it.

As Gao Ming expected, as soon as his words fell, Liu Bing suddenly became excited.

"Really? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince really thinks that the old slave has masculinity? ”

"Of course!"

As soon as Liu Bing's words fell, Gao Ming nodded seriously.

"I can't be mistaken, Liu Bing, a eunuch like you, it is difficult to produce one in a hundred years, it belongs to the eunuch among the eunuchs, the elite among the eunuchs, and the director among the eunuchs!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing's eyes suddenly became hot.

"What's that?"

"Still a eunuch!"

“……”

Seeing Liu Bing's stunned look, Gao Ming hurriedly coughed twice.

"Ahem...... Although you can't change this kind of thing by castration, but you can also work hard, the difficult task of saving the eunuchs of the Tang Dynasty will be handed over to you, once you succeed, you will become the one who ended the eunuchs in history, and when the time comes, I will ask the old man for an order and give you the title of 'pure master'! ”

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing's eyes lit up again.

"Pure masters?"

"Well, pure masters!"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Seeing Liu Bing smile, Gao Ming also knew that his enlightenment had worked, so he smiled again and patted Liu Bing's shoulder.

"So you should find a place to throw that jar, and when you die in the future, I'll let someone get a donkey's thing for you to bury, so that you can be as fierce as a donkey in your next life!"

"Hiss......"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Liu Bing's eyes immediately widened.

"As fierce as a donkey?"

"Of course, I know this better than you!"

Datang is a feudal society, and feudal society has to engage in feudal superstition, so Gao Ming doesn't frown when he lies.

The most important thing is that Liu Bing believes it.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has a point, when the old slave is dying, he must look for a donkey, His Royal Highness the Prince, the old slave will retire first."

"Well, go ahead!"

Looking at the back of Liu Bing leaving, Gao Ming breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

"It's finally fooled, but it's a surprise to be able to explain this old eunuch thoroughly, but I didn't expect that Liu Bing's guy is a lot older, and he is still so naïve, haha!"

Thinking of this, Gao Ming immediately laughed.

Is Liu Bing really naïve?

Obviously not, the reason why he believes it is actually just to find a spiritual sustenance, and it is a truth to rush to the doctor when he is sick.

To put it simply, if he believes, then he can still have a little hope, but if he doesn't believe, then he has no hope at all, and in this case, he naturally chooses to believe.

After leaving the East Palace, Liu Bing asked the two little eunuchs to throw away the big jar, and he happily returned to the Forbidden Garden.

Li Shimin also heard that Liu Bing had lost his "baby", so when he saw Liu Bing, he asked him specifically.

"Liu Bing, I heard that you lost that thing?"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Liu Bing hurriedly saluted him.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, although the old slave's treasure can't be found, but it doesn't matter anymore, because the old slave believes that as long as he can be magnificent, enterprising, brave, righteous and righteous, the old slave is a real man."

"Huh?"

Liu Bing's words were obviously a little unexpected by Li Shimin, so he immediately blinked curiously.

"That's a good thing to say, who taught you this?"

Hearing Li Shimin's approval of his words, Liu Bing suddenly became even happier.

"Back to Your Majesty, it was taught to the old ministers by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

"Did the prince tell you?"

"Yes!"

Speaking of this, Liu Bing's smile suddenly became even brighter.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also told the old slave that when the old slave dies in the future, he can get a donkey to accompany the burial, so that the old slave can be as fierce as a donkey in the next life, hehe!"

Li Shimin: "......"

What!

Li Shimin didn't believe this kind of nonsense, so as soon as Liu Bing's words fell, he immediately pulled the corners of his mouth.

"Let's talk about the donkey later, since you're fine, then go and send a message to Li Ji and Cheng Yanjin for me, and say that I have something to discuss with them, and let them come to my imperial study after dinner."

"Yes!"

Liu Bing agreed, and happily ran to pass the word.

Just after the unitary hour, Li Ji and Cheng Yanjin came to the imperial study, and then stepped forward to salute Li Shimin together.

"Weichen see Your Majesty!"

Seeing the two coming, Gao Ming immediately smiled and beckoned to them.

"Mao Gong, Ah Chou, come here, I have something good to show you!"

"Good stuff?"

Hearing Li Shimin's words, Li Ji and Cheng Yanjin suddenly showed doubts on their faces.

Because some time ago, Goguryeo united with Baekje to attack Silla, and Silla was a vassal state of the Tang Dynasty, so an envoy was sent to ask the Tang for help.

Li Ji and Cheng Yanjin originally thought that Li Shimin was talking to them about this matter, but they didn't expect Li Shimin to say that there were good things to show them.

What kind of good thing is it that deserves to call the two of them to the imperial study to see?

With such doubts, the two came to Li Shimin together.

Seeing the two of them coming, Gao Ming immediately took out a book, and then handed it to Li Ji with a smile on his face.

"This is it!"

Looking at the book in Li Shimin's hand, Li Ji immediately frowned.

"The Art of War? I wonder who this plum is? ”

As soon as Li Ji's words fell, Cheng Yanjin also shook his head.

"I don't know this Lao Cheng, I have only heard of my grandson, but I have not heard of plums and peaches."

Hearing the words of the two, Li Shimin suddenly showed a serious face.

"I used to say, 'Looking at the books of soldiers, there is no Sun Wu', but now, I want to say, 'Looking at the books of soldiers, there is no Sun Li'."

As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, the faces of Li Ji and Cheng Yanjin suddenly showed surprised looks.

They didn't expect Li Shimin's evaluation of this "Plum Art of War" to be so high!

If someone else said this, the two of them wouldn't care so much, but Li Shimin was different, because Li Shimin was also a person who fought alone, and he had quite high attainments in military affairs.

In other words, Li Shimin's evaluation is very credible to a certain extent!

Cheng Biting Jin, who seemed to see Li Ji's surprise, Li Shimin laughed again.

"This art of war is different from Sun Tzu's art of war, I won't talk about it, don't care who wrote this book first, let's take a look at the content first, let's talk about it after reading it!"

"Yes!"