551 Qian Feng tells jokes

It was getting dark.

But the old man's home is becoming more and more lively!

A large bowl of bacon was placed on the table, a pot full of local chickens was also fragrant on the table, some local vegetables were also served one after another, in addition, the old man's usual prey was also fried golden brown on the plate.

The members of the 12th team have eaten earthworms and raw meat for several days, and when they saw this fragrant table, they all couldn't help but swallow their saliva, especially Wang Fugui, since the meal was served on the table, he no longer played games with the little girl, just stood aside and swallowed saliva, the little girl really couldn't stand it, and when people were not paying attention, she quietly ran over and tore a chicken thigh and handed it to him: "Uncle, give!" ”

But Wang Fugui shook his head loudly: "Little sister, you eat, you eat!" The little girl seemed to be hungry, she really ate a big bite, and then took advantage of Wang Fugui's inattention, and stuffed the chicken thigh into his mouth at once, Wang Fugui looked around as a thief, and then chewed a few times, spit out the bones, swallowed the meat in his mouth, and really swallowed the dates, because there was too much meat, choked his neck straight, his eyes were round, and he swallowed, he quickly wiped his mouth, kicked the chicken bones into the shadows, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and then looked at it seriously.

After a while, all the meals were ready, and the old man beckoned everyone to sit down.

The room was small and the table was not big, so the group was very crowded, but everyone didn't care at all and everyone was happy.

Su Qin picked up the big bowl, poured a bowl of soup, raised it and said to the old man: "Old man, on behalf of everyone, I will replace wine with soup, thank you!" ”

The old man raised the big bowl and touched it with Su Qin, and said with a smile: "You guys, it's just too polite, although it's not in the Xia country here, but you want to treat me as a common person in the Xia country, from the blood relationship, I am indeed the common people of the Xia country, from the perspective of position, I am not far from the Xia country, come, I respect you comrades of the People's Liberation Army, thank you!" ”

The old man drank a bowl of rice wine proudly.

Su Qin and the others can't drink, and the old man is very understanding.

After drinking the rice wine, the old man took the initiative to greet: "Come on, come on, comrades of the People's Liberation Army, eat meat, eat meat!" ”

Su Qin glanced at everyone, and everyone immediately understood that they could do it, and with a whoosh, Wang Fugui's chopsticks immediately crossed towards a piece of big fat meat, and the others didn't care about anything anymore, they did it themselves, and feasted on it.

This meal didn't last long, because everyone was too windy, just like a devil entering the village, even the vegetables that everyone didn't like to eat on weekdays were swept away at this moment, after eating, drinking, and washing the dishes and chopsticks, everyone lay in a small room, some people touched their bellies, some closed their eyes, and some shook their heads, all of which were extremely comfortable - of course, the two people on duty were a little miserable, and they had to be bitten by mosquitoes outside at night.

Su Qin also closed his eyes to rest.

He was in a daze when someone suddenly shouted, "Captain." ”

"Huh?" Su Qin opened his eyes and looked, but it was Shangguan Hui, and that guy came to his side at some point.

"What's wrong?" Su Qin asked.

Shangguan Hui seemed to want to say something, but after hesitating for a moment, he felt that it was not appropriate, so he didn't say anything more, just shook his head: "It's nothing." ”

Su Qin glanced at him, retracted his gaze, and said as if unintentionally: "In this world, not everyone is like the people in your circle!" ”

He understood Shangguan Hui's thoughts.

He had been observing him before, because from beginning to end, Shangguan Hui was cautious, even if the old man put a sumptuous dinner on the table, he only tasted it symbolically, and then he took the initiative to apply to be alert, although the old man later personally brought him a big bowl of food, but Su Qin believed that the bowl of food was only afraid that it had been thrown away by Shangguan Hui.

This guy has lived in an environment with extremely good material conditions since he was a child, it is no exaggeration to say that a casual meal at his home costs more than the combined wages of everyone present, but he has also lived in a deceitful environment since he was a child, and he is always instinctively vigilant against the good of others without any intentions, so at this moment, he also thinks that this old man must be a thief or a thief, not to mention that this is still the American Federation!

He must have wanted to remind Su Qin just now, telling Su Qin to be careful and not to be careless, but the words were about to come out, and he felt that it was inappropriate.

Sure enough, as soon as Su Qin's words came out, Shangguan Hui's face became a little unnatural.

Su Qin patted him on the shoulder, but he didn't say much, this kind of thing, involving outlook on life and worldview, is not something that can be changed in one or two sentences, think more, see more, experience more, and slowly change.

In order to change the topic, Su Qin turned his head and asked Zhao Hu and Qian Feng next to him: "Zhao Hu, Qian Feng, what are you talking about, smiling so cheaply?" ”

Zhao Hu raised his head and smiled: "Captain, we are telling jokes." ”

"Jokes?" Su Qin was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "What to talk about, tell us all about it." ”

Everyone else also opened their eyes at once, and said with a smile: "Yes, Zhao Hu, tell us one too!" ”

Zhao Hu said: "It's not me who said it, it was Qian Feng who said it, and it was Qian Feng who told me!" ”

Everyone listened to it, and they were even more interested.

"Qian Feng, why didn't I know you could tell jokes?"

"Qian Feng can also tell jokes, it's strange!"

"Qian Feng, hurry up and tell us what you just said, why did Zhao Hu laugh like that?"

"Yes, yes, tell me about it!"

Everyone looked at Qian Feng with great interest.

Qian Feng scratched his head: "Where do I tell jokes, I just told an incident that we encountered before." ”

"What's the matter? Tell me about it! "Everybody was heckling.

Qian Feng hesitated for a moment, but finally said: "It's true, the year before last, not long after I left the company, our company participated in an exercise, and after the exercise, we had to return by car, but when we came back, there were not enough vehicles, so the leader requisitioned some vans from the people nearby."

A few fighters and I huddled in a van and rode back.

While on the road, for some reason, the van crashed into a black limousine.

None of us thought that the black sedan was the car of a local social bully, and when the guy saw that someone dared to hit his car, and it was a broken van, he immediately called out a dozen bald men, who rushed towards us with steel pipes.

The big bald head who led the team opened the door of the van, and immediately saw a group of soldiers with assault rifles sitting inside us, and was stunned for a moment, and then he said with a smile on his face, Comrade of the People's Liberation Army, do you want to watch a pole dance performance? ”