The tablet in Zhu Youxiang's hand does not have a camera, it can only be used to listen to music and watch movies, and after listening to Lin Yu's words, he became interested, "Lin Aiqing, let me open my eyes." ”

"Your Majesty stand up and pose...... Yes, exactly. ”

Lin Yu aimed at Zhu Youxiang for a continuous shot, and then showed it to him: "Your Majesty, please take a look, your heroic posture has been preserved like this, and it is still as clear and true as it is now after decades." ”

"Oops...... It's amazing! ”

Zhu Youxiang opened his eyes again, and he couldn't put it down when he took it from Lin Yu's hand, "This portrait is so realistic, I seem to see another self." Even the best painters of the Ming Dynasty don't have this ability, and they can become paintings in the blink of an eye, which is a priceless treasure! ”

Lin Yu smiled and said, "Yes, the value of this treasure is not under the Divine Painting Machine, it is called ...... Immortal, immortal painting machine. ”

Zhu Youxiang took his mobile phone and happily prepared to go out: "I'll go and draw a portrait of Concubine Song Ai, I will definitely be able to please her." ”

Lin Yu couldn't help but be speechless, didn't you still have a deep love for Bai Suzhen just now, why did you empathize and don't fall in love in a blink of an eye?

What's more, you, a ridiculous and playful dumb gentleman, haven't said anything about it when you take my things, this is a priceless treasure of great value, and it won't be a loss to seal me as an official from the second grade, right?

"Your Majesty, slowly, this immortal painting machine also has an important function, he can record the next clip, record a movement."

Lin Yu took the "Immortal Painting Machine" back again, and instructed Zhu Youxiang to perform a piece of punching and kicking, and recorded it for him himself.

"Good good ......"

Zhu Youxiang did so, moving his bloated body in full view of several eunuchs, punching and kicking, flashing and moving, not to mention that he was really a flexible fat man, but it was not useless!

Seeing Zhu Youxiang being played around by himself like a monkey, Lin Yu's heart felt both funny and a little sad. There is such a stupid monarch who is ridiculous and frolic, and there are a group of traitors like Ma Shiying and Ruan Dacheng, can this Ming Dynasty still be saved?

In the eyes of these monarchs and ministers, after the victory of the Battle of Yangzhou, the world will be clear, and the world will be peaceful with singing and dancing.

From top to bottom in the entire imperial court, no one cared about the next move of the Qing army, no one cared about the casualties in Yangzhou, and everyone was intriguing.

As the king of a country, Zhu Youxiang is ridiculous and frolic, a small tablet and shooting mobile phone can play him like a monkey, where is the majesty of the Son of Heaven? Can you expect such a mediocre talent to revive the Ming Dynasty and recover the rivers and mountains?

Ma Shiying, as the first assistant of the cabinet, did not care about the next move of the Qing army, but deliberately wanted to suppress Shi Kefa, who was defending the enemy on the front line, and seize the powerful ironclad car, selfishly, what is the responsibility of the prime minister of a country?

Ruan Dacheng, as the squire of the military department, is equivalent to the country/defense/ministry/chief of Lin Yu's crossing, and he only knows how to chant poems all day long, spend all day drinking, linger in the fireworks green building, and gather local ruffians. The whole is a rogue literati who eats both black and white, how can such a person be at the height of the temple?

The other cabinets, such as Zhang Shenyan, Liu Zongzhou, and Gao Hongtu, which of them proposed to let the emperor ask about the front-line war, and they were not all silent and wisely protected themselves?

The warlords who divided the various places, such as Zuo Liangyu, Huang Degong, Liu Liangzuo, and Zheng Zhilong, which one took the rise and fall of the Ming Dynasty to heart? And how many are not to preserve strength, see the wind to make the rudder?

As a traverser, Lin Yu knew the crux of the Ming Dynasty: eunuchs in power over the years, constant party disputes, non-payment of taxes, decadent military system, invasion of foreign enemies, peasant rebellion, and natural disasters one after another. The once incomparably powerful Ming Dynasty gradually collapsed, and was torn apart by the Manchu Qing Dynasty, which only had a few hundred thousand people.

If Jun Ming is virtuous, Lin Yu is willing to do everything he can to help Nanming reverse the decline and drive out the Manchus.

But no one asked about their political affairs, no one asked about the battle situation on the front line, and almost everyone looked at the invincible ironclad car, and regarded themselves as a passer-by who entered Beijing to deliver couriers.

Even if Lin Yu had the heart to discuss the next strategy of the Ming Dynasty, who would listen?

Such a Ming court is already terminally ill, such a Ming court is hopeless, and Lin Yu can only find a way out and be a "minister" who pleases the king, in order to seek the greatest benefits in the future.

"Lin Aiqing, are you okay?"

Zhu Youxiang, who felt tired, stopped his fists and feet and came to Lin Yu to check the picture.

"Oh...... After the shooting, please take a look. Lin Yu hurriedly put away his messy thoughts and played the clip he had just recorded to Zhu Youxiang.

"Haha...... It's amazing, I didn't expect me to be able to see my heroic posture with my own eyes, it's so majestic, this kung fu is extraordinary! Zhu Youxiang danced excitedly, and his face almost smiled.

"Your Majesty, the minister has just formed a new army, and the funds are tight......"

Lin Yu obviously wanted Zhu Youxiang to add an official to him, but he made a false shot, pretending to ask Zhu Youxiang for a reward. In the art of war, this is called striking the east and attacking the west.

Zhu Youxiang really fell into the plan, and when he heard Lin Yu asking for money, his smile drooped, "Lin Aiqing, I really have something unspeakable, I just succeeded to the throne last summer, the treasury is empty, where is the spare money...... In this way, I will give you a promotion, a promotion! ”

Zhu Youxiang pondered for a moment, and instructed Lu Jiude, the eunuch of Bingbi, who was waiting beside him: "Spread my will and award Lin Aiqing the title of General Zhaoyong of the third grade, um...... That's it, that's good! ”

How good is this, adding an official to a knighthood is a blank check, at most engraved with a seal, isn't it much better than taking money from the treasury? Besides, Nanjing's treasury has long been empty, and the rats are almost a disaster in groups.

Lin Yu put on a reluctant look: "Your Majesty, the minister has been promoted to General Huaiyuan from the third rank today, I am afraid that two moves a day will be criticized, or please ask Your Majesty to take back his order and reward the minister with a sum of money, right?" ”

"Who dares to criticize, I will kill his whole family!"

Zhu Youxiang waved his sleeves, looking very bold, "I have a word, it's so decided, Aiqing go back and rest early, I'll let Song Aifei see this treasure......"

"Your Majesty, wait!" Lin Yu said, "Since the treasury is empty, then the minister asks Your Majesty for a dancing girl, and asks Your Majesty for permission." ”

Zhu Youxiang waved his sleeves and said boldly: "I still think it's a big deal, as long as I don't ask for money, everything else is easy to say!" I will give you ten palace maids, and tomorrow you will come to the palace and choose for yourself. ”

"Uh...... Is that appropriate? ”

Lin Yu was quite surprised, and he actually had some good feelings for this emperor with a thick neck and two chins.

This person may not be a good emperor, but he is not a bad person either, and Ma Shiying and Shi Kefa are blamed for putting him on the throne.

Zhu Youxiang just walked a few steps, turned around and walked back, whispered in Lin Yu's ear, and asked in a slurred voice: "Aiqing, I ...... I want to ...... Ask you, it's me and ...... Concubine Ai in bed...... When playing, this ...... Can the immortal painting machine depict it? ”

Lin Yu showed a sly smile: "Of course you can, as long as there is light, you can record it." ”

"What a baby!"

Zhu Youxiang was overjoyed, and walked out of the palace through the back door like a gust of wind, and went straight to Concubine Song's bedroom.

A tablet computer and a camera phone made Lin Yu upgrade two levels in a row, and there was only one step left before he could achieve the task released by the system, Lin Yu still had a baby to fool Zhu Youxiang, and he couldn't help but feel good.

Worried that Ruan Dacheng would come to sue the emperor, Lin Yu walked out of the noon gate of the Forbidden City, and waited on the Jinshui Bridge for nearly an hour, without the slightest movement, and the hanging heart slowly fell to the ground.

"The hustle and bustle over there in Ruan's mansion has gradually dissipated, and Ruan Dacheng has not come to complain, is he just giving up?"

Lin Yu pondered for a while, and suddenly had an epiphany, "I see, it must be Ma Shiying and Ruan Dacheng who threw the mouse trap, for fear that I would overturn the method of driving the ironclad car into the coffin." ”

After figuring it out, Lin Yu was completely relieved, and prepared to return to the post house to rest for two hours, and drive the Merkava off the big boat tomorrow, and he couldn't keep it on the river.

In Lin Yu's plan, tomorrow he will let Zhu Youxiang lead hundreds of civil and military officials out of the city to meet Taizu's dream, which will attract thousands of empty alleys for the people of Nanjing.