Chapter 161: Night Talk (I)
The days are always long in the summer, and they feel like they never get dark. The sun-scorched ground continued to exude heat, and with the culprit in the sky, it kept reminding Li Chengqian that there was still a long time before sunset.
The constant sound of cicadas on the tree made Li Chengqian jump up unbearably after taking four naps in the rocking chair: "Wu Chen, Lao Wang, you two cut down this tree for Lao Tzu." ”
"Your Highness, it's just this one tree, and if you cut it down, there will be no shade in the yard." Wang Chenghu is more realistic, unlike Wu Chen's bastard, who continues to look at the sky as if he didn't hear it.
"If it's gone, it's gone, Lao Tzu is not rare for this broken shade." Li Chengqian kicked the trunk of the tree hard, babbling and babbling.
Wang Chenghu, who stood in place and didn't know what to do, was pulled by Wu Chen, turned his head to look, and found that Wu Chen was still looking at the sky, just poking his finger on his head.
"Wu Chen, your girl is sick in the brain, and your girl was kicked by a donkey." Wu Chen, who was seen by Li Chengqian poking his head, suddenly touched his moldy head and was scolded for being bloody.
"Chen, go find an axe to cut down the tree!" Wu Chen, who had been scolded by Li Chengqian, almost ran outside with his head in his hands.
If you don't run, you can't do it, Li Chengqian's scolding kung fu he learned yesterday, and he didn't say anything about it for half an hour, and he didn't use dirty words. So as soon as Li Chengqian said something today, he couldn't stand it.
"Go, go, I don't need you to cut it, I can't believe the bastard who feeds the rabbit with buns." Since Li Ke and Li Tai left two days ago, Li Chengqian has become extremely crazy, and he often gets angry with others because of a trivial matter.
In this way, Li Chengqian tossed all afternoon, until night fell, when he stopped, and sat in a rocking chair in a quiet daze.
"What are you thinking?" Li Er's voice sounded beside Li Chengqian.
"Father, why are you here?" Li Chengqian hurriedly got up from the rocking chair and stood in front of Li Er and asked.
"If I don't come again, are you going to tear this place down again?" Lao Li said half-truthfully.
"Erchen doesn't dare!" Li Chengqian didn't understand what Lao Li meant, so he had to answer honestly.
"Okay, there are no outsiders here today, let's have a good chat between father and son, what do you think?" Li Er sat on the rocking chair, pointed to the chair not far away, and motioned for Li Chengqian to come over and carry it over.
"The retainers obeyed." Li Chengqian agreed, and ran to drag the chair.
There is no way, the big chair of yellow rosewood, Li Chengqian's small body can't be lifted, and Lao Li's sudden arrival makes him feel very wrong, and it takes a while to slow down.
"You kid don't have to be so careful, if you say it's a chat, it's just a chat, just like a father and son chatting in the common people's homes" Li Er's eyes were a little lonely.
The moment he spoke, Li Er felt a little regretful in his heart, he seemed to have never enjoyed the father-son affection of ordinary people in his life, whether it was facing his own Lao Tzu or his own children.
"Father, you are the emperor!" In the sadness, Li Chengqian's voice came.
"Fart, the emperor won't eat? The emperor is not a human being? Lao Tzu told you, if you don't satisfy me today, you are ready to stay in Zongzheng Temple for the rest of your life. Lao Li said arrogantly.
"Father, you 'I am me', my son's son trembled when he heard it, and he didn't dare to speak." Although the old man in front of him was wearing a casual dress, the imperial aura in that body could not be concealed no matter what, which made it difficult for Li Chengqian to treat Lao Li as the father of the previous life.
"Lao Tzu just said okay, anyway, Lao Tzu put the words here, believe it or not." The emperor can be so capricious.
"Okay then, son-in-law try." Li Chengqian nodded and said.
"Change the title first, from now on, you call me 'Dad' and call yourself 'me'." Lao Li said to Li Chengqian in a matter-of-fact manner, for fear that he would not know what the fathers and sons in the common people's homes call each other.
"That'...... Father? Li Chengqian looked at the old man's face and tried to scream.
"Hmm!" Lao Li nodded in agreement.
"Daddy?!" Call again.
"Hmm." Say yes again.
"Daddy!"
"Slap" Lao Li slapped on the arm of the chair: "You kid is finished, right?" The frightened Li Chengqian shrank his neck.
"Tell me Lao Tzu, what kind of wind have you been smoking in the past two days." After scaring Li Chengqian, Lao Li continued.
"Or is it called Dad?" Li Chengqian asked tentatively.
"Nonsense, you dare to change your mouth." Lao Li said with a glare.
"Oh, son, uh, I, I haven't smoked in the past few days, I just don't want to go out and be used as a gun by those bastards in the family." habitually wanted to say 'Erchen', but was glared back by Lao Li.
"The phrase 'being a gunman' sounds fresh, but it's quite figurative." Li Er pondered the words 'being a gunman' for a while, and then said, "How long do you plan to hide here?" ”
"Until they can't bear it anymore. At the beginning, they united to sue me, and now they want me to come forward to help them make money, but I am afraid that their dogs will not be so obedient. Thinking of the arrogant appearance of the group of officials in the main hall at the beginning, Li Chengqian hated it so much.
"But even if you don't want to continue your errand, you won't be so noisy, right?" Li Er asked.
"It's better than a head-on collision, and those bastards might come up with something else." The family's man, Cheng Qian, now has a deep understanding, and when he is not absolutely sure, he decides that it is better to hide himself.
And instead of going out to confront the family head-on, it is far more interesting to hide in Zongzheng Temple and slowly calculate them. Hiding behind the scenes in this way can achieve the goal, and it will not attract too much hatred, Li Chengqian likes it very much.
"Like you said, you're ready to use Lao Tzu as a gunman now, aren't you?" The meaning in Lao Li's eyes was inexplicable, and his tone was quite helpless.
In order not to go out, this bastard tried his best to toss, in order to let himself be locked up for a while longer.
In this way, those who want him to appear will only complain about Lao Li and will not hold a grudge against him.
"Hehe, there is an old saying: 'A horse is thin and has long hooves and fat hooves, and a son is not a thief if he steals his father.'" , my son can't bear it, so Dad, you can help more, anyway, it's not bad this time. Li Chengqian said with a hippie smile, the old man said that if you want to be 'civilian', then it's good to splash and roll.
Li Er was even more helpless, this little bastard let himself help him with thunder, and he was still so arrogant. Although he is not afraid of those family unions, he always feels a little aggrieved when he thinks about it, if it is not for today's purpose not to be here, he has to beat him up.