205 Clean the septic tank

After handing over the things, Su Qin returned to the place where he had cleaned just now and continued to clean.

Today's task is not necessarily how heavy it is, but it is to clean and tidy up the various gutters in the camp, and then clean the septic tanks.

This work is done once a week, so it's not a lot of work.

Of course, if you want to say how easy it is, it's not, especially the work of cleaning the septic tank, in fact, even Su Qin has a little headache, without him, it's too dirty!

But no matter how dirty, hard, and tiring, this job has to be done.

In other classes, the work of cleaning the fertilizer pond is generally undertaken by a few of them, everyone either catches lots, or is an honest person responsible for this work, rarely all staff participate, everyone thinks the same, you can do something else, this ...... It's better to be able to escape once.

Not to mention anything else, after doing this job, the people in the cooking class won't even let you into the canteen, why, you stink all over your body, affecting other people's appetite!

The smell on the body, you can't wash it clean, you have to blow it for two or three days, if you spray some perfume or wash it with soap, tsk, that mixed smell can make you want to die!

However, Su Qin strongly demanded that all members of the reconnaissance squad must participate in this work, of course, he had done this kind of work before and had experience, so he naturally shared those experiences in order to reduce everyone's "casualties".

In fact, as soon as the manhole cover of the septic tank was opened, Li Yu and Wang Chun vomited on the spot.

Yu Mu was a little unbearable: "You guys go over there and take a rest." ”

What he meant was that he would do it.

But Su Qin stopped: "Yu Mu, don't be busy moving yet, let them vomit for a while." ”

On the one hand, the vomiting of these two guys is indeed unbearable, but on the other hand, there is also an element of performance, and they want to take the opportunity to escape.

It's a pity that this little bit of caution can not be hidden from Su Qin!

Aren't you going to throw up, okay, give you time.

One minute is not enough, then an hour!

Everyone then stood together and watched the two of them spit and spit and spit

Sure enough, after a few retching sounds, both of them were embarrassed to pretend again.

"Look, life is like this, you get used to it when you spit and spit and Su Qin shrugged his shoulders and said Stephen Chow's famous sentence in "Uncle Tang Lights Autumn Fragrance".

Belch?

Everyone was stunned.

After coming back to his senses, he couldn't help but give a thumbs up together.

"Squad leader, you are awesome, you can sum up such a reasonable quote in this kind of thing!" Li Yu gave a thumbs up.

"The words are not rough, squad leader, I accept your words!" Yu Mu also laughed.

Subsequently, Su Qin divided the labor, and everyone began to work.

This work is actually not complicated, that is, open the manhole cover of the septic tank, see if the fertilizer tank is full, if it is full, or is about to be full, quickly clean up, transfer the contents to the trolley, and then transport it to the vegetable garden to fertilize the land.

Seeing that everyone looked bitter and hateful, Su Qin said, "That's it, I'll tell you a joke." ”

Joke?

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then their eyes lit up.

"Good!"

"Okay, squad leader, let's talk about it!"

Everyone's eyes lit up, and the fear of the bitterness of this work was finally transferred.

Su Qin said while working: "Once, the air force pilot came to us to recruit pilots, we have a person there, oh, by the way, he is also called Wang Chun, he wants to become a pilot, so he went to sign up, everyone knows that applying for the pilot exam is to have a physical examination first, and it is very strict, even chrysanthemums have to be seen, Wang Chun checked one by one, and soon he came to a department, after he entered, the doctor told him to close the door, and then took off all his clothes, and even briefs were not allowed to wear, Wang Chun faced this situation for the first time, A little nervous, he looked at the doctor with blank eyes, but the doctor didn't raise his head, just said to him, put the things on the table, Wang Chun listened, stunned, things? What is it? My clothes are stripped naked, a moment, he understood, a classmate told him before, the pilot's physical examination is very strict, even chrysanthemums have to be seen, now come here seems to be to check the little brother, the doctor said to put things on the table, that must refer to the little brother, so, he hurriedly came to the doctor's desk, put the little brother on the doctor's desk, and then said to the doctor, doctor, put it away, the doctor looked up, jumped up, I fuck, I'm talking about the physical examination form, what do you want.......”

Boom –

Su Qin just talked about this.

Several people present laughed directly!

Qu Fei laughed the most exaggeratedly, his whole body trembled, and then, in an instant, Li Yu's scream was earth-shattering: "Qu Fei, don't laugh, the almost flew on my head!" ”

But it was Qu Fei who laughed so hard just now that he almost threw the contents of the scoop of dung on Li Yu's head.

Qu Fei hurriedly held the dung scoop with both hands, not daring to laugh anymore.

After everyone stopped laughing, Su Qin continued: "Wang Chun listened—"

As soon as he said this, he was immediately stopped by Wang Chun: "Stop, squad leader, stop, don't say my name, okay?" It's like that person is me! ”

"Okay, then I won't say your name." Su Qin nodded, and then continued: "My classmate retreated a little depressed, stood a meter away from the desk, the doctor sat down again, looked at him, nodded, and said while filling in something on the physical examination form, turn!" When that classmate of mine heard this, he was stupid again, turn? Turn what? After a while, he reacted at once, now it is the little brother of the physical examination, since the doctor said to transfer, it must be the little brother, so he hurriedly took the little brother in his hand, and asked the doctor while throwing it back, doctor, is it okay to turn it this way? When the doctor saw it, he jumped again, and I said that you should turn around! It's not the thing that told you to turn you! ”

Hahahaha –

Everyone laughed again, and the dung scoop in Qu Fei's hand almost threw something on everyone's heads again!

Su Qin saw that everyone's emotions were almost adjusted, so he hurriedly said, "Okay, hurry up and work!" ”

Everyone worked while talking about the joke just now, and sure enough, it was not as bitter and bitter as just now.

Everyone was working hard, but I saw a group of people suddenly rushing towards everyone, and when they turned their heads, they saw that it was the captain, political commissar, commander of the military region, Xue Jingzhen, and some other cadres.

"Su Qin, quick, come out!" The captain shouted.

Su Qin was stunned for a moment, then straightened up and said, "Captain, we haven't finished our work yet!" ”

"Tell them to do it, you come here quickly."

But Su Qin said: "Captain, it's not easy to do this job without one person!" The six of us were just paired. And I stink on this body too, so let's just finish the work! ”

Wang Yafei was about to speak, but the big boss of the military region stretched out his hand and stopped him, just saying: "Forget it, then let them finish things first!" ”

Wang Yafei was stunned for a moment, so he had to say: "Chief, then let's go back to the office first!" ”

"No, it's right here." Xue Zhigang said.

The big boss spoke, what else could the others do, just not far from the septic tank, they watched Su Qin and them clean the manure pit one by one.

The six people of the reconnaissance squad used to work with a smile, but now they don't dare, so they have to concentrate on doing it without saying a word, one person holds the wheelbarrow, two people clean all kinds of stolen goods from the septic tank to the car, and then, three people push the cart together towards the vegetable garden, dump the end, and come back, and so on.

Su Qin and the others were busy doing it, but next to them, the big boss watched it with relish.

Of course, the expressions of a group of cadres behind him were wonderful, some almost wanted to vomit, but they didn't dare, gritted their teeth and endured, and some wanted to pinch their noses, but they didn't dare, they just wrinkled hard.

Xue Zhigang looked at it for a while, then turned back to the group of people around him: "Do you see anything?" ”

Yes?

A crowd was dumbfounded.

What else can be seen by looking at the work of cleaning septic tanks?

Xue Zhigang smiled and said: "A small thing is actually enough to see a lot of things, the matter of the reconnaissance class, I know, many people think that it is exaggerated when they hear it, but everyone will understand when they look at their work status, in fact, there is no exaggeration."

I'm sure everyone did the job of cleaning the septic tank when they were soldiers, right? Let's think about it, in your class, is there a collective like them, everyone cooperates with each other, and no one complains? I'm afraid that no, if nothing else, let's just say that the class where I was a soldier, this job is often undertaken by the most honest people, but if you look at the people, the whole class is dispatched, cooperate with each other, and the efficiency is still very high, and you find that no, they also use some small tricks and methods, so the smell is not so big, and it doesn't look so dirty. The more inconspicuous the work, the more you can see something! ”

Xue Zhigang didn't say it's okay, as soon as he said it, everyone's hearts jumped.

Not to mention, when you think about it, that's true.

"A small septic tank cleanup can do this kind of extreme work, but imagine what it would be like when they do other things? Wang Yafei, you soldiers are really amazing! Xue Zhigang couldn't help but admire.

When Wang Yafei and the political commissar heard this, their waists couldn't help but straighten a little.

It's not easy for the big boss of the military region to boast about people, this is ...... It's the first time in almost five years that he's complimented people so directly!

A feeling of pride suddenly filled the chests of the two people!