A wine banquet for both guests and hosts.

Lei Ye caught a hen that could lay golden eggs, and he was extremely enthusiastic, as if he had found his long-lost son.

Xiao Can is also very happy, as long as he takes the line of Lei Ye, he is not afraid that this old guy will not rely on him in the future. After a few glasses of wine, he began to talk again, and what crowdfunding, fundraising, and business restructuring came as soon as he opened his mouth, and Lei Ye was extremely excited, as if he had found the feeling of turning clouds and rain with Xiao Xiang in the firewood room.

The only thing that is unhappy is a group of Lei Ye's subordinates.

Everyone thought that Xiao Can would definitely die, and even the knife was sharpened. Who knew that Han Jialang had changed and suddenly became Lei Ye's godson. Originally, the knife that cut people could only be used to slice beef, and then use the sliced beef to entertain the people who wanted to cut it, this strong contrast made Flying Wolf, Bokui and others extremely aggrieved.

In fact, whether it is fighting a flying wolf or playing Bokui, Xiao Can is just trying to create the illusion of "I am mysterious", and he does not really want to make enemies with others. Since you have entered a family, if you don't get along with the relationship, it will be very detrimental to the future development plan.

Dating between men is originally simple, and when most of the men in this group are idiots, things become even simpler.

Xiao Can only used three tricks to clean up these idiots.

The first trick is to drink to make amends and give face.

Cooking two large bowls of wine in a row, with a few words of "don't fight, don't know each other", the men's faces immediately looked much better, and they secretly thought that they seemed to have misunderstood him before.

The second trick is to show cooking skills and make friends.

Xiao Can's cooking skills are extraordinary, and he personally cooked and fried two big pot dishes, completely conquering the stomachs of these fools, and they changed their attitudes one after another, secretly thinking that this person seems to be not bad.

The third trick is to talk about women and pull relationships.

"What's the use of a woman marrying?"

The men had never played the "Guessing Joke Wine Order", and they were all fascinated for a while, and they fell into thinking with Xiao Can's question.

"There's money to use."

"There's a room."

Bo Kui originally made up his mind to ignore Xiao Can, but he was unconsciously attracted by the puzzle and replied, "There are men who use it." ”

"Congratulations, you got it right." Xiao Can affectionately pulled Bo Kui to the middle of the crowd and said with a smile: "The answer is actually - there is a bird!" ”

"Hahahaha!"

There were all men present, and after a little thought, they understood the hidden meaning of the mystery.

How had Poqua ever heard such a meat joke? laughed a few times, and punched Xiao Can in the chest: "Xiao Can, I have made up my mind for your brother, do it!" ”

Men intersect to see the amount of alcohol.

When Xiao Can made eight bowls in a row, and looked at the spectacular scene of dozens of men exhausting the long line, each holding a bowl of wine and wanting to be brothers with him, "Hahaha" laughed three times, and then fell down on his back.

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"Sand—"

Under the full moon, there were two long horizontal lines on the ground.

Qiao Qiao dragged Xiao Can like a dead pig with one hand, wiped his forehead with the other, and cursed: "Obviously the amount of alcohol is not good, why do you have to drink so much?" Uncle Ben has never seen a fool like you! ”

Xiao Can didn't seem to know that he was being scolded, so he bleated his lips unsatisfied, and said drunkly: "! Don't put ...... Belch! This glass of wine is drunk dry...... Belch! Don't go! ”

"Drink, drink, drink to death, so as not to upset Uncle Ben."

As soon as Qiao Qiao let go of his hand in anger, Xiao Can collapsed to the ground like mud. I didn't know that this shameless man actually used the ground as a bed, and after a short time he snored.

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

Jojo turned his head and left, but after walking a few steps, he couldn't help but look back.

As if sensing that the night was a little cold, Xiao Can shrunk his neck and hugged his knees, looking very pitiful.

Two voices were at war in Qiaoqiao's heart: Don't you want to take revenge on him, and do you care about what he does? Let him fend for himself.

But...... He is so that the girls of Piaoxiang Courtyard are not bullied, so he spoils himself so badly, right?

Qiao Qiao's heart softened, and he finally couldn't be ruthless and didn't ask, so he walked back angrily, pulled Xiao Can's collar, and said as he walked: "Shen is like a pig, Uncle Ben should really throw you down, so as not to suffer from this kind of bird anger!" ”

"Birds?"

Xiao Can seemed to hear this, opened his eyes in a daze, and revealed a trademark drunken smile: "Second sister, I'll sing you a song, hiccup!" Good no good? ”

Qiao Qiao said angrily: "Sing your uncle, shut your mouth and don't annoy Uncle Ben." ”

The anesthesia of alcohol made Xiao Can feel a little sad in a trance.

From traveling through time and space, entangled with a group of women; to the homeless who was killed, using lies and stratagems to maneuver between different enemies.

He felt like a thrush played tricks on him by fate, never able to break free from his cage. When the emotion came, he sang with a slightly sad emphasis.

"Sometimes I feel like a little bird,

I want to fly, but I can't fly high.

Maybe one day I'll perch on a branch,

but became the target of the hunters,

I flew into the sky, only to find that I had no one to rely on.

Every time in the dead of night I can't sleep,

I wonder if I'm the only one who hasn't changed for the better tomorrow,

Who knows what the future holds?

Is happiness just a legend,

I'll never find—"

Jojo suddenly stopped.

Xiao Can once said that the days when he sang with Sanyuan were his happiest time. She couldn't imagine that she could just sing a little song, why could she leave such a deep impression on him?

Hearing Xiao Can's singing, she vaguely understood.

Although he was a little drunk, and although his words were slurred, the faint sadness in the lyrics and tunes could be felt.

A person who seems to have never been troubled, will he be helpless?

"I'm a little bird,

Want to fly, fly,

But I can't fly high~~~

I seek, seek, seek, a warm embrace,

Such a requirement is not too high.

I'm a little bird,

I want to fly, I want to fly, but I want to! ”

Qiao Qiao was listening attentively, and with the undulating singing, he was wondering what kind of person Xiao Can was? The clinker was ruined by a heavy liquor.

The singing was gone, the snoring rang out, and the night was quiet again.

Qiao Qiao secretly scolded himself for being stupid in his heart, how could the advantages of profundity and connotation be related to him when he was dragged to sleep?

"Second sister, please throw me to the root of the wall, I want to vomit!"

Xiao Can's alcohol surged, and without waiting for Qiao Qiao to agree, he staggered to find a wall and vomited.

Jojo pinched her nose in extreme disgust and twisted her head to the side in disdain. After waiting for a long time, I saw that he had regained some strength, and was just about to continue dragging him away, when suddenly his heart moved.

Why not take advantage of his drunken unconsciousness and trap his words?

Qiao Qiao endured the unpleasant smell and squatted down, his eyes flashed with curiosity, and asked softly, "Hey, you said that you admire Uncle Ben very much, is it true?" ”

Xiao Can was half drunk and half awake, and nodded in a daze.

Qiao Qiao smiled proudly and asked, "Then do you like three yuan a little more, or Uncle Ben a little more?" ”

"Three-dollar." Xiao Can showed a silly smile, pointed to the upturned nose and said, "You-hiccup!" It's so fierce. ”

Qiao Qiao's face darkened, and she raised her small fist and wanted to hit someone. It can be seen that he is so drunk, I am afraid that it will be in vain, so I held back my anger and asked: "Yun Mianmian, Sarando, Sanyuan and Uncle Ben, who do you want to sleep with the most?" ”

Xiao Can said without thinking: "Sarando." ”

Qiao Qiao's face became even more ugly, and said, "What about the second? ”

Xiao Can said: "The clouds are endless. ”

Qiao Qiao was about to lose control of the power of the wilderness, gritted his teeth and asked, "What about the third?" ”

Xiao Can smiled and pointed at the tip of her nose, Qiao Qiao's anger had just been restrained, but he heard this shameless person yell: "Three, Yuan, sister! Hey! ”

"Ah-Xiao Can, you go die!!"

"Bang bang!!"

The roar of an angry woman resounded through the silent street, leaving many people sleepless.