Chapter 54: Don't Grab Dung from Me
Liang Meng pointed to a pile of cow dung on the side of the road at the entrance of the village: "As long as you eat that, I will spare you today." β
Caiqin and the team members sneered.
What the? Eat cow dung!
The ninth master suddenly had seven or eight deep wrinkles on his forehead, and his face was embarrassed.
He frowned and glanced at the pile of cow dung: "Aren't you embarrassed for me, Daxia?" I can do whatever you want me to do, I don't blink my eyes when I am a cow and a horse, but I eat cow dung...... It's really hard for me. Don't talk about people eating this thing, even animals don't eat it. Would you like to change to something else? β
Liang Meng's eyes widened, and he said sharply: "Are you telling me the conditions?" β
Seeing Liang Meng angry, Jiu Ye was so frightened that he immediately buried his head: "Don't dare, don't dare, how dare I tell you the conditions, it's just that this cow dung is really ......."
Caiqin: "What nonsense are you talking about, do you want to be tortured to death like those two little devils?" β
Thinking of the two little devils being killed alive, the miserable situation couldn't bear to look at directly, and the pores of the ninth master's whole body shuddered.
Needless to say, that kind of crime is terrifying even when you think about it.
The ninth master turned to Caiqin: "Caiqin, I have watched you grow up since I was a child, and I care about you the most except your father." Can you look at the face of the ninth master, don't let me eat that cow dung. As long as you don't eat cow dung, all my things will be given to you, any bracelets, gestures, necklaces and oceans you can take away, please don't let me eat cow dung. β
The ninth master hugged Caiqin's calf and begged.
Caiqin kicked away the ninth master: "Get out of here." Ninth Master, I will always remember your care for my family. β
"I always remember that since I was a child, you have been very "caring for me" and "taking care of me", and you have tried all kinds of ways to peek at me in the shower and peek at me in the toilet all day long. When I'm older, you take every opportunity to eat my tofu and take advantage of me. If it weren't for my dad, I'm afraid I would have been ...... by you."
Caiqin recalled the past, and the more she talked, the more angry she became: "Don't tell me anything about your feelings, you have to eat this cow dung if you don't eat it today." β
It turned out that Caiqin girl had been subjected to all kinds of XXXX by this dog traitor before, and Liang Meng was even more annoyed when he thought about it.
He grabbed the Ninth Master's clothes and pulled him directly from the ground.
"Papa
Liang Meng struck the ninth master's face quickly with one hand, making a crisp sound of snapping, which was very pleasant.
Seeing Liang Meng angry for himself, Caiqin's heart became even happier.
Jiu Ye's face gradually became red and swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding.
"The hero spares his life, the hero spares my life, and I will eat it."
A dog traitor like Jiu Ye can't endure a little hardship, and he will be cowardly if he is a little stronger, and he doesn't dare to say more nonsense.
Liang Meng threw it away casually and threw the ninth master to the ground like garbage: "I really don't cry when I don't see the coffin!" β
Caiqin: "Hurry up, crawl over!" β
The once majestic Ninth Master is now inferior to a brute, and he doesn't dare to say a word even if he has a big grievance.
"Wait!"
Jiu Ye thought that Liang Meng had changed his mind and would not let him eat cow dung, so he immediately turned around: "Daxia has changed his mind?" β
"Yes, I changed my mind."
God bless me from eating dung.
"Call that scared devil who pees his pants too, the two of you compete to eat cow dung, and whoever eats it the fastest will let him go. Whoever loses, I will make his life worse than death. β
I thought Liang Meng had changed his mind, but I didn't expect him to compete and eat cow dung.
Jiu Ye's legs were weak, and he fell to the ground, wanting to cry without tears!
Liang Meng saw Jiu Ye fall to the ground and kicked him: "Quickly translate to the little devil." β
The ninth master got up with a grunt, crawled in front of the little devil, and stopped talking.
How can you say this kind of thing, call the little devil to compete with him to eat cow dung.
Seeing that the ninth master was stunned, the black bear kicked him: "Flip quickly, don't grind." β
The Ninth Master had no choice but to bite the bullet and say the most unspeakable words in his life.
The little devil's face became more and more iron-blue, and finally dark clouds were thick.
As the saying goes, a soldier can be killed, but not humiliated.
Torturing oneself like this is absolutely unacceptable as an imperial soldier.
The little devil shouted, "I refuse this brutal request. β
The Ninth Master turned the devil's words to Liang Meng.
"Yo Yo Yo, this little devil was scared to pee just now, but he has a lot of backbone at this time. Just said no to me Liang Meng, you are the first one. β
The black bear asked, "Captain, what should I do?" β
"What else can I do, beat him until he eats, don't kill him and torture me slowly."
The black bear clenched his hands into fists and clenched his fists, and his bones clicked. He twisted his neck and shoulders, and his bones clicked; Pulling his back back, the bones also clicked.
The scared little devil stepped back in horror: "What are you going to do?" β
The black bear twisted and lifted the little devil into the air.
This short melon seed devil, five short statures, was left from the ground by a tall black bear.
The black bear punched the devil in the stomach, and the devil's breakfast was spit out.
Then the black bear threw another punch, two punches, three punchesγγγγγγ
The devil shouted, "Stop fighting! β
The Ninth Master hurriedly translated Riyu to Liang Meng.
"Hero, the devil said stop fighting."
"You tell the devil that if he eats that cow dung, I'll stop."
The ninth master Ji Li wow told the devil again.
The devil didn't squeak.
The black bear continued, beating until he offered to eat dung.
The black bear clenched his fist and hard, which was more enjoyable than punching a sandbag.
Tianlong and the other team members also thought about it when they saw it on the side, and it felt as uncomfortable not to fight devils this day as if they didn't smoke a lot.
The devil has vomited everything he can vomit, and he really can't vomit anything!
"Black Bear, work harder!"
The black bear then struck another combo, and the devil vomited out all the bitter bile water.
The devil really couldn't withstand this kind of torture, and shouted: "I'll eat, I'll eat!" β
Jiu Ye: "Hero, the devil agrees to eat dung." β
"It's good to say no sooner, pretending to be a hero."
Caiqin couldn't help but snicker.
"Hurry up and eat that lump of cow dung!"
The devil was beaten so much that he didn't even have the strength to walk, and the ninth master saw that the devil was weak and hurriedly rushed to the cow dung.
As long as you seize the opportunity and speak first, your life will be saved.
This lump of cow dung was freshly baked, and it didn't take long to pull.
There is also a little bit of wet moisture on the cow dung, which is not too dry and not too runny.
There were also a few flies flying around on cow dung.
As soon as the ninth master approached, a disgusting smell of cow dung came to his nostrils.
Needless to say, even if you smell it, it's enough to not eat for three days.
The ninth master stared at the lump of cow dung, pinched his nose several times and wanted to vomit and then pressed it back.
The little devil saw that the ninth master had rushed to the cow dung and seemed to be about to take a mouth, and despite the stomach pain, he desperately crawled towards the cow dung.
"Hahaha" Everyone couldn't help laughing as they watched the two compete for cow dung to eat.
The ninth master lowered his head to eat a mouthful of cow dung, but the little devil was afraid of being left behind, and reluctantly stood up and rushed to the cow dung heap.
"Baga, Wang Jiujun's cow dung will be given to me to eat."
Hearing the voice of the little devil behind him, the ninth master couldn't wait any longer.
If the little devil eats the cow dung first, then he won't die.
The ninth master didn't care about the stinky cow dung, so he opened his mouth and bit it.
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