In Kiyosu Castle in Owari Province, in the residence of Oda Nobunaga, I saw Oda Nobunaga and Hosokawa Terumoto sitting cross-legged.

As soon as Hosokawa Terumoto arrived in Owari Province, he heard rumors everywhere that Oda Nobunaga had been assassinated, and that he had suffered a head injury and was so sick that he was seriously ill, and he was afraid that he would die soon.

Hosokawa Terumoto still wondered how Oda Nobunaga could have died, but when he arrived, he saw his complexion and understood that he was faking illness.

"Kami-Sosuke~" As soon as Hosokawa Terumoto spoke, he was interrupted by Oda Nobunaga.

"Haha, let's call me Brother Jifa, it sounds awkward, is it difficult for me to call you Lord Guanling." Oda Nobunaga plucked out his ears and looked lazy.

"Yes, Brother Kichifa-sen." Hosokawa Terumoto also can't wait to get closer to each other.

"What? Smart Maru, I heard that you made a fortune outside, are you here to pay back the money? "Oda Nobunaga rarely relaxed, let him pretend to be sick, it's really difficult to deal with his arrogant character.

"Haha, Brother Jifa is really joking, I'm so poor outside. It's like my brother is in the wind and water in Owari, and even Cheongju City has been taken. ”

"That's it! You're getting better at sycophancy. Oda Nobunaga waved his hand, and then said with a sudden serious expression: "I heard that you successfully escaped from the hands of the Miyoshi rebel party by pretending to be sick back then, but what do you know?" ”

"Humph! I pretended to be sick for more than half a year before I had a chance to lay it out, okay, Brother Jifa has only been seven or eight days, so I can't stand it? Hosokawa Terumoto also followed Oda Nobunaga's example and put on a comfortable poss.

"No, you don't know my character, it's the most annoying this, well~~ Acting coyly. After a long time, I'm afraid that I won't be able to stand it and will be easy to show flaws, so it's better to cut through the mess quickly. "It seems that Oda Nobunaga can't survive it, and seven or eight days of pretending to be sick is almost to his limit.

"In this way, since you pretend to be crazy, you have to look crazy, and it's not the right way to be sick in the room all day, and occasionally you have to go crazy for a while." Hosokawa Terumoto already has a general understanding of the situation, it is true that Oda Nobunaga went out on horseback and was assassinated, it is true that he fell from his horse and knocked his head, and it is also true that he got up and screamed and scared the assassin away, but the follow-up madness was missing.

"How crazy are you then? Yelling? "Oda Nobunaga is really not suitable for acting.

"Or do something unbelievable, very out of line, or sick in the head." Hosokawa Terumoto remembered the classic plots of later generations who pretended to be stupid, drank urine and ate.

Just as Hosokawa Terumoto was yy, he saw Oda Nobunaga suddenly kick over and kick him in the chest. Hosokawa Terumoto subconsciously crossed his hands to protect his chest, but he was still kicked out and rolled down into the courtyard.

"I'll rub it, you're sick!" Hosokawa Terumoto was coldly kicked by this kick, and opened his mouth to scold, no one in the future or in this life has never dared to beat him like this.

Oda Nobunaga jumped into the garden in a frenzy, punched and kicked Hosokawa Terumoto, and screamed as he fought.

"Your sister!" The fight made Hosokawa Terumoto angry, and a sweeping leg knocked Oda Nobunaga to the ground, riding on his body, and it was a combination punch on the head and chest.

The people on the left and right were so frightened that they didn't dare to step forward to pull the fight, one was their own lord, and the other was the nominal leader, neither of whom could be provoked.

Oda Nobunaga pulled Hosokawa Terumoto off his body with a force on his waist, and then rushed into the room with a whining voice.

Hosokawa Terumoto stood up, twisted his slightly injured waist, and shouted at a group of subordinates: "Your lord has lost his heart and has a crazy attack, hurry up and find a doctor." ”

"Huh?" The gang of subordinates were stunned for a moment, obviously not yet figuring out the situation, and suddenly a subordinate with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks immediately ran out, shouting as he ran: "The hall owner is crazy!" The owner of the museum has lost his mind and gone crazy! Physician! Where is the physician? "Running around in Qingzhou City, like a monkey.

When Hosokawa Terumoto thought the performance was over, he saw Oda Nobunaga with unkempt hair and a knife in his hand.

"I'll go, help!" Hosokawa Terumoto ran out, and Oda Nobunaga chased after him, running across two streets, and saw the Hosokawa samurai coming from a distance. It turned out that it was the monkey-like subordinate who shouted just now that attracted the attention of Yoshida Sokkai, who was a doctor himself, and when he heard that there was a doctor looking for a doctor, he consciously stopped the subordinate who was making trouble in the city. I found out after inquiring, but it's amazing, my lord was beaten by a madman, so how can I bear it, Hosokawa Terumoto is their sky. A group of people rushed to the castle tower with a knife, and the subordinate also felt as if he had played big, and hurriedly followed the samurai of the Hosokawa family, but he didn't dare to explain the truth, and he was worried about what to do, and he happened to run into Hosokawa Terumoto being chased and killed by Oda Nobunaga all the way.

Hosokawa Terugen suddenly felt bad when he saw it, if this is a fight between the two sides, and the fake play really makes a falling out, how can he lie dormant under the Oda tent in the future? But being chased by Oda Nobunaga tightly, his thinking is not as fast as his legs and feet, and before he can come up with a perfect plan, he saw Oda Nobunaga's hands and feet twitching, and his neck stalk fainted to the ground.

Hosokawa Terumoto's eyes almost fell out when he saw it, this acting is really ~~ "Lord of the pavilion!" The subordinate also stepped forward and snatched it out, tears welling up, and he shouted heartbreakingly: "Your Excellency! Cheer up! You can't ~ You can't. Then he suddenly prostrate at the feet of Yoshida Munegui, "Doctor! Please save the hall owner! I beg you to help~"

This tragic change made the samurai of the Hosokawa family, who originally shared the same hatred, stunned on the spot. [This is another actor level, worthy of Toyotomi Hideyoshi who climbed to the position of Taiko in later generations] Hosokawa Terumoto recognized him at a glance with his experience in later generations, but now he is just a miscellaneous servant, called Fujiyoshiro, and he doesn't even have a seedling.

"Yi'an, don't be stunned, hurry up and save people, Mr. Shang has lost his mind, it's very serious." Hosokawa Terumoto also hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and improvised on the spot.

"Oh, do as I am told." Yoshida Sogui hurriedly stepped forward to diagnose, "Huh? "I clearly felt that Oda Nobunaga, who was lying on the ground, had a strong pulse, and there was no sign of any illness.

"How? What do you think? Do I need to be released on medical parole? Hosokawa Terumoto asked loudly from the side.

[Huh?] Medical parole? At this time, no one knew what it meant to be released on medical parole, but he Yoshida Sogui had learned Hosokawa Terumoto's method of pretending to be sick back then. Hearing this, no matter how realistic Yoshida Sogui was, he also understood that this was another trick to show the enemy and weaken.

"Ahem! Yes, Mr. Kami's condition is very serious, I'm afraid ~ I'm afraid ~. ”

"Wow~~Ah~Wow~~Ah~" Fujiyoshiro immediately cried.