Chapter 66: The Kiss of the Empty City

Liu Zongmin's voice was like a bell, after saying this, not only was he startled, but even the calm Chen Yuanyuan, the frightened pipa almost fell to the ground.

But since I'm going to play tricks on him, I'm sure I can't mess with myself.

So I immediately gave Chen Yuanyuan a look and asked her to quickly take the pipa and continue to play.

Chen Yuanyuan looked at me, immediately picked up the pipa, and then sang "Autumn Moon on the Peaceful Lake".

At this moment, the soldiers of the firearms battalion that I had arranged in advance under the city took out their muskets one after another, and prepared to open fire on Liu Zongmin's troops.

Most of the soldiers under Liu Zongmin were from local peasants, and where had they seen the Dutch muskets, they didn't even think about it, so they pounced on the soldiers of the firearms battalion.

As a result, before he could take two steps, he was shot to the ground by a musket.

Seeing this, Liu Zongmin was shocked and couldn't help but say, "Why is the range of this firearm so far?" Stand back, stand back! ”

After Liu Zongmin said this, the soldiers of the firearms battalion said with a smile according to what I had taught before: "General Liu, this is just a small greeting gift. The 150,000 troops in the city of Nanjing, each armed with a musket, are always welcome to enter the city if you want to learn it! ”

After saying this, Liu Zongmin was stunned.

After thinking for a moment, he said loudly: "Li Dingguo has not yet arrived in Nanjing, you dare to say that there are 150,000 troops in the city, you are stupid to be a grandfather!" ”

Nima, hearing this, Lao Tzu was shocked.

It seems that Liu Zongmin's military intelligence is very well spied, and he actually knows that Li Dingguo and they did not come.

And after he said this, his lieutenant ran up and told him: "Dashuai, since Li Dingguo didn't come, we are still afraid of him." No matter how powerful the musket was and how long the range was, he only had 30,000 men. ”

Liu Zongmin touched his beard, thinking about it, he was still a little uneasy.

Another lieutenant general stepped forward and said: "Dashuai, Chongzhen is playing an empty city plan with you, you must not be fooled." Let's go straight in! ”

As soon as he said this, Liu Zongmin's tightly knit brows let go, and then he raised his hand, ready to give the order for the army to attack the city.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Chen Yuanyuan put down the pipa, and then said to me gently: "Your Majesty, since someone wants to go into the city to die, then let's wait to see a good show, don't play the piano anymore!" ”

After that, Chen Yuanyuan actually hugged me, and then kissed me on the face.

Damn, although Chen Yuanyuan went north to Shengjing with me before, I didn't touch a single hair of her.

Because she kept emphasizing to me that I couldn't touch her until I recovered the Ming Dynasty.

So I can't even think about that kind of thing.

Unexpectedly, today, in order to cooperate with me to play the empty city plan to deceive Liu Zongmin, she actually put down the goddess's cold shelf and grinded with my ears and temples.

Seriously, at that moment, I didn't even know how to deal with it, and I was both excited and nervous.

When Liu Zongmin saw this, he was even more surprised, and his eyes widened.

After a long time, Liu Zongmin put down his raised hand and shouted at me: "Chongzhen, if you send Chen Yuanyuan, this little lady, to me, I can spare you from death after I break the city." ”

After saying that, this dog's eyes showed a lustful look, and saliva flowed out directly.

And it is actually normal for him to have such a performance, because it is clearly recorded in the history books that although Liu Zongmin can fight well, he is lustful by nature. After Li Zicheng broke through Beijing, it was Chen Yuanyuan who was the first to be occupied by Liu Zongmin, and then Li Zicheng.

Damn, after hearing him say this, Lao Tzu was so angry that he wanted to scold him.

Chen Yuanyuan saw the eagerness in my heart, so he put his ear close to my ear and said, "Your Majesty, calm down, don't be angry with this vulgar person!" ”

As soon as Chen Yuanyuan said this, my anger was suppressed, so I hugged her again and continued to kiss lightly.

And Liu Zongmin's pervert stood below and looked at us in a daze, and he had forgotten about the siege of the city.

Seeing that Liu Zongmin was slow to give the order to attack the city, one of his lieutenants patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't look at it anymore!" ”

"Oooh!" Liu Zongmin wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth, raised his hand again and said to the army: "Listen to the soldiers, attack the city immediately and capture Chen Yuanyuan alive for me!" ”

As soon as he said this, the people under his hands were immediately excited, and they took up their weapons one after another, and rushed towards the city gate.

Seeing this, my heart was dead. I thought that this empty city plan was a failure, and Liu Zongmin definitely wanted to capture Nanjing.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Chen Yuanyuan hugged me and rushed to the city and said: "Your Majesty, doesn't this rough man Liu Zongmin want to come to death, then you can open the city gate and let him in!" ”

No way! Chen Yuanyuan: This is asking me to make a final bet with Liu Zongmin!

To be honest, I couldn't have imagined this kind of strategy before.

But since Chen Yuanyuan has mentioned it, if I don't give it a go, it will inevitably make Liu Zongmin even more convinced that there is actually no Ming army in the city.

So I touched her face lightly, and then said to Liu Zongmin with a smile: "Since Concubine Ai wants to see me fight against thieves, then I will answer Concubine Ai." ”

With that, I walked to the other side of the city tower and said loudly to the Ming army guarding the door: "Listen to the soldiers of the Ming army, open the city gate for me, and let Liu Zongmin come in and die!" ”

When the Ming army guarding the gate heard this, they were stunned at first, and then opened the city gate.

As soon as the city gate opened, Liu Zongmin's army was still rushing forward, but it stopped at once.

Liu Zongmin raised his hand and said, "Wait, wait!" So saying, he looked into the city.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, there was a sudden thumping sound in the city, which was the same as the sound of musket shooting.

After hearing the sound, not only Liu Zongmin was stunned, but even I was stunned, because there were no musketeers in the city at all.

Just when I was wondering, an unruly voice shouted in the city: "Liu Zongmin, come in quickly, my aunt's musket is worried that there is no place to put it!" ”

It was none other than Mu Xia who spoke.

If I'm not mistaken, Mu Xia is not setting off muskets at all, but firecrackers in the city.

This little girl is really too smart, I don't accept anyone, just obey her.

After Mu Xia finished speaking, there was another sound of "muskets" in the city.

Originally, several lieutenants under Liu Zongmin still didn't believe that there were people in the city, but after hearing two "gunshots" one after another, they all showed fear on their faces and said to Liu Zongmin: "Marshal, maybe there are really a large number of firearms in the city, or ...... Or ......"

At this moment, Mu Xia shouted again: "Why don't you come in and have a look!" After that, there was another "gunshot".

As soon as Mu Xia said this, Liu Zongmin was completely deflated, turned his horse's head and said to the army: "Withdraw, withdraw quickly!" ”

Nima! Hearing this, Lao Tzu breathed a sigh of relief.

I saw that Liu Zongmin's army turned around one after another, so they retreated to the edge of the Yangtze River and set up rows of white camp tents.

……

After Liu Zongmin withdrew his troops, I hugged Chen Yuanyuan excitedly, and then kissed her wildly.

Unexpectedly, Chen Yuanyuan pushed me away hard, and said coldly: "Your Majesty, now Liu Zongmin is only temporarily withdrawing his troops, please put state affairs first!" ”

State affairs, state affairs! Chen Yuanyuan is always talking about state affairs, and he doesn't give me any affection. It's not that I don't know these truths, I really can't do anything about her.

Oh, she's such a cold goddess, it's really too difficult.

Just when Chen Yuanyuan pushed me away, Mu Xia's little girl ran over, twisted my arm and said sharply: "It's not cool to take advantage of it just now!" ”

"Where am I taking advantage, I'm doing the right thing. Don't make a fuss, let me go! I said solemnly.

"Don't let it go, you big pervert!"

"Ahh You tap! I screamed in pain from her.

As soon as Mu Xia said this, Chen Yuanyuan's face turned red with shame, and he walked down the city tower.

……

In fact, Chen Yuanyuan is very right, although I used the empty city strategy to temporarily scare Liu Zongmin away, but Liu Zongmin is not stupid, he will sooner or later find out that there is no Ming army in the city at all.

So after "repelling" Liu Zongmin, I immediately returned to the Nanjing Imperial Palace and began to think about what to do next.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a guard ran towards me and said to me, "Your Majesty, Liu Zongmin's messenger wants to see you." ”

I couldn't figure out what kind of medicine Liu Zongmin was selling in the gourd, so I had to ask the guards to bring Liu Zongmin's messenger in.

Liu Zongmin's messenger came in and handed me a letter.