At the beginning of the lanterns, the moon is full of branches.

"Come on, be happy~~"

The bustling Smoke Willow Lane is very lively, the buildings are brightly lit, the girls who climb high shake their handkerchiefs, their full breasts squeeze out a tempting semicircle at the railing, and they keep throwing flattering eyes at the men on the street, and the men who are almost determined have begun to take off their pants on the spot.

On the street with rouge and fragrant fragrance, Xiao Can stood under the plaque of "Piaoxiang Courtyard", looking at the night sky with blank eyes.

The white robe representing the identity of the chef is gone, replaced by a dark green gown, with a certain green narrow hat, and a king is alive.

No one could have imagined that the god of food, who once called for wind and rain in the food world, would change careers and become an intermediary who introduced lonely men and widows to each other and deepened their feelings through special sports.

To put it simply, he is a turtle male.

Du Sanniang is a very generous boss. Even if he didn't find a copper plate all over his body, he still gave him a chance to choose-

Either the old lady will report to the official and send you to the army; Either you stay and pay off the debts for the old lady.

How can he endure such humiliation?

Xiao Can only gave her one word-

"Phew!"

Du Sanniang sneered: "Good family, my mother likes your stubborn temper the most, and it is particularly energetic to play - three aunts and six women!" ”

The two big-shouldered women with round waists rolled up their sleeves, pressed Xiao Can's hand like catching chickens, pressed the handprint on the deed of sale, and immediately began to pick up his pants.

"Wait!"

For the sake of precious chastity, Xiao Can clenched his belt tightly, and said in the third chapter of the law: "It's okay if you want me to work for you, but Lao Tzu doesn't pour tea and water, doesn't wash clothes and sweep the floor, and doesn't sell his body." ”

"Yes." Unexpectedly, Du Sanniang nodded very happily, threw him a set of green clothes with professional characteristics, and said: "From now on, you will be the inferior turtle of my Piaoxiang Courtyard, one or two silver a month." When will you pay off the 60 taels of medical expenses for repairing the roof and paying Fang Gongzi, and when will you and I pay off both, do you have any opinions? ”

"Yes - one hundred taels a month, otherwise don't talk about it!"

Xiao Can doesn't understand contemporary prices at all, he only knows one tael of silver a month, and it will take five years to regain his freedom without eating or drinking, is it stupid to be Lao Tzu?

Du Sanniang's seven tricks smoked: "Three aunts and six mothers-in-law, continue!" ”

Seeing the two fat women smiling and preparing to take the bow of the overlord hard, Xiao Can secretly said that the hero would not suffer the loss in front of him, and gave in: "Eighty taels, it can't be less!" ”

Du Sanniang buttoned her nails, as if she hadn't heard it.

"Little girl, let the third aunt (sixth mother-in-law) take good care of you-"

"Sixty taels of blood for vomiting blood - hey, fat woman, take your pig's hand away! The price of cabbage is thirty taels, and I am willing to be insulted by them if I bargain again. ”

Du Sanniang touched up her makeup.

"Okay, sure enough, there is a kind of person like me who prescribes such exciting conditions, you don't even blink your eyes, and you look like a person who does great things. The price of jumping off the building is twenty taels, if you still don't agree, I'd rather be assigned to the frontier! ”

Du Sanniang dug her nostrils.

"Whew!"

As his shirt was rudely torn open, Xiao Can had tears in the corners of his eyes: "One or two, Lao Tzu confessed!" ”

As a result, Xiao Can became a glorious turtle prince.

From the conversation with Du Sanniang during the day, it was known that the Tang Dynasty in front of him was not the dynasty he was familiar with, but evolved from the Three Kingdoms.

In this time and space, the Three Kingdoms fought from Wei, Shu, and Wu to Xia and Tangqi. It wasn't until more than ten years ago that Qin Tian, the Holy Lord of the Tang Dynasty, ruled the world with thunder and ended the strife and turmoil.

So Xiao Can understood one thing-

This is not a crew, not a sex club, and these young ladies with white breasts and thighs are not extras, but genuine runaway girls.

He really crossed over.

Others cross, either the little young master of the General's Mansion or the eldest son of the princes' family, how can he become a turtle prince when it is his turn?

No, the heavens will descend on the Si people, and it is impossible not to give some benefits. Since it is ancient times, maybe God has already given himself a strong internal force!

Xiao Can slowly stretched out his palms and tried to see if he could perform a stunt similar to "Turtle School Qigong".

The wind is clear, and the sons and brothers in front of him are unharmed.

Xiao Can wanted to cry without tears and looked up at the starry sky: "God, what's wrong with you?" ”

"The old lady is about to ask you, what's wrong with you?"

Du Sanniang didn't know when she came to the gate, and when she saw Xiao Can's palms pushing her face with a bitter face, she pinched her waist and said angrily: "You are our top brand Qiao Qiao girl, as long as you show your face, you will be full of guests, right?" According to your method of soliciting customers, the old lady will close her door in three days! ”

"Do I blame me?" Xiao Can looked sad and indignant, and said, "Have you ever conducted pre-job training?" Have you considered my suitability for this position? Have you taken into account the feelings of our grassroots employees? ”

Three rhetorical questions in a row, Du Sanniang, who asked, looked blindfolded. But when I think about it, it seems like I'm the boss.

"Don't talk nonsense, people spend money on kilns, you eat for nothing, live in vain and live upside down, what are you dissatisfied with?" Du Sanniang pointed at the tip of Xiao Can's nose and regained the initiative: "You said that no one taught you - okay, the old lady will teach you a lesson in person, open your eyes and watch it!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Du Sanniang exuded a bewitching temperament, swept her eyes, and soon set her eyes on a literary and artistic young man with a melancholy temperament.

"Yo, look at this boy is a little depressed, is there anything bothering? Shhhh Without saying a word, Du Sanniang put her little hand on the latter's chest, and said with a sympathetic expression: "It seems that the son has a very serious heart knot - but it doesn't matter, the girl in our Piaoxiang Courtyard is not only good at opening a man's heart knot, but also good at untying the bow on his pants." Price? The lowest child in the city is not bullied, hee-hee, please inside. ”

"Yo, isn't this Heliantou? Are you still satisfied with the girl you arranged last time? Your name of 'Dima Overlord Gun' is really not blown, Xiao Lian'er can't get out of bed for two whole days. Do you want two girls to accompany you this time? No problem - you have to have big breasts and big butts, I don't know your tastes? ”

"Oh, Wang Gongzi, if you don't come again, you're going to die—many girls in the slave courtyard are shouting that if they don't see you, they will go on a hunger strike, and Rouge wants to kill herself. The slave begs you, can you not be so chic and so good? If this continues, the slave business will not be able to do it. ”

The so-called art industry has a specialty, this woman is like a flower butterfly, shuttling between all kinds of men, and it doesn't take long to attract seven or eight customers.

Xiao Can was dumbfounded.

Du Sanniang wiped her slightly sweaty forehead, and her beautiful eyes were proud: "See, this is the quality that a qualified turtle man should have......"

"Praise!"

Before Du Sanniang finished speaking, she was interrupted by a flower pot falling from the sky.

The flower pot fell from the window of the "Purple Smoke Pavilion" on the second floor, and at this time it had become a broken tile, and there were bursts of angry roars of men in the lit room.

Du Sanniang hated being disturbed when she was preaching and teaching, and said unhappily: "What's the matter? ”

The third aunt greeted the door with a sad face, and said: "Sanniang, Shen Gongzi is making trouble again, saying that the food we cook is too unpalatable-but according to my inquiry, this little white face is just because he doesn't raise it, and he is just looking for an excuse to be angry." ”

Du Sanniang frowned slightly, and muttered: "This Shen Gongzi is notoriously difficult, and he is a wasted person who does not lift his life, how can this be good?" ”

Don't you come to the Qinglou? This Shen Gongzi really has a character.

But since his excuse for being angry was that the food was unpalatable, it would be easy to do.

Xiao Can smiled confidently and said, "Boss Du, leave it to me." ”

"You?" Du Sanniang looked suspicious and said, "Will you cure it?" ”

Xiao Can shook his head and said, "If I don't lift it, I won't cure it, I will only treat it." ”

If you don't lift or chew, the sound is different from the same word. It's a pity that it sounds the same to the second daughter.

"What the fuck are you talking about tongue twisters!"

Du Sanniang was just about to get angry, but the third aunt took the first step to hold Xiao Can's shoulders, and put her fat head against Xiao Can's temples: "I didn't expect you to be a langzhong." That one...... Sangu has a little tingling pain when she pees recently, how can this be treated? ”

"If you don't pee, it won't hurt!" Xiao Can rolled his eyes and strode into the room.

Du Sanniang saw that he walked chicly, and there was no other people's turtle boy bending over and hunched over the minion, and said with a gloomy face: "This kid simply doesn't take the old lady in his eyes, Sangu, you have to give me a good life training!" Third aunt, third aunt? ”

turned his head, but saw the third aunt dragging her fat cheeks and muttering to herself with a melancholy face.

"Hold your pee, can this method be good......