Chapter 58: There is no most shameless, only more shameless (II)
Chapter 63 There is no most shameless, only more shameless (II)
Everyone else in the lobby was stunned by Li Muyun's extremely shameless words, only Chen Mu cast an extremely disdainful glance at him, but he didn't say anything.
And Sun Zhubo smiled wryly, and said vigorously: "What should be, what should be." β
Li Muyun was very satisfied with Sun Zhubo's performance, and casually picked up the tea soup on the table and took a sip, and suddenly there was a strange taste in his mouth, bitter, sour and astringent, completely unclear.
"Bah, bah......, this, what the hell! You want to poison Lao Tzu, don't you? After a long day's effort, it was hard to clean up the strange taste in his mouth, Li Muyun drooped his tongue and scolded inarticulately.
Watching Li Muyun jumping around and not knowing what he was doing, Sun Zhubo was frightened for the second time, and vigorously denied it: "Young village master, this, this is not poison, it is tea, good tea!" β
"Bah, don't think that Lao Tzu hasn't drunk tea, serious tea doesn't taste like this at all." Li Muyun jumped to his feet and scolded: "Your old boy must have ulterior motives, you want to poison Lao Tzu, Chen Mu, if Lao Tzu dies in a while, you don't have to worry about me, go back and tell my father quickly, there is a Yamen in Shanyin County here is a black shop."
"No, it's not, the lower officials don't!" Sun Zhubo was about to cry urgently, knowing that Li Muyun was letting go but there was no way at all, so he could only wave his hand again and again to deny it, and when he saw Su Wanqing sitting on the side, a flash flashed in his mind: "If you don't believe it, you can ask this young lady, she just drank it, and she can prove it." β
But Li Muyun didn't answer Master Sun's words at all, glared at Su Wanqing, and continued to pat the table: "She is a girl, she knows a fart." β
What do you mean by 'a'? It's a big girl with yellow flowers! If it weren't for the fact that Li Muyun was likely to have other plans, Su Wanqing really wanted to kick this bastard out of the county hall with a single kick.
But Li Muyun didn't seem to realize this at all, and he also didn't realize how much trouble he had just caused himself, so he just continued to ask Sun Zhubo if he wanted to poison himself.
In the end, Master Sun Bo ran out of tricks, and said with a sad face: "Young village master, if you have anything to say, just say it, the lower officials will definitely do it, what do you think?" The voice fell, and Li Muyun, who had been jumping on his feet, instantly calmed down, sat cross-legged back in his original position, and said lightly: "Really? β
It's really faster to turn your face than to turn a book, and Master Sun replied with a bitter face: "It's true! β
"Okay, you write an announcement, what's the content...... You write like this......" Li Muyun saw that Sun Zhubo had already been coaxed, so he didn't care too much, and said his request as soon as he opened his mouth.
Poor Sun Zhubo couldn't care about why Li Muyun turned his face faster than turning a book, listening to the terms and conditions that came out of his mouth, there was only one thought in his heart: It's better to go back to his hometown and move the ancestral grave immediately, and now this situation is no longer a problem that can be explained by not burning incense.
Although he heard Li Muyun say that a bowl of water was sold for a penny in the village of the 'Jinluan Palace', Sun Zhubo just listened to it as a joke at the time, and he never expected that what he said was true.
Listen to it,
A bowl of water: a penny!
A steamed bun: two pennies!
Parking fee: 5 cents!
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This is a money grab, no wonder he doesn't want to give him money.
If this product really made such a post on the official road, not only can it make a fortune, it will be a fortune, okay!
Just when Sun Zhubo was tossed to death by one price standard after another, Li Muyun finally closed his mouth, knocked on the table and said: "Okay, just a few for the time being, you go back and put an official seal on this notice, and there will be nothing for you in the future." β
Awesome! Su Zhen, who joined later, watched Li Muyun bully Sun Zhubo there, and the whole person trembled with excitement.
What happened at the gate of the city just now may be understood as Li Muyun bluffing, but now he is really threatening a court official, which is like a dream to him.
You must know that even when the Black Tiger Village was at its peak, they had never done such an outrageous thing, threatening the court officials and blackmailing the government, which he would not have dared to think of before.
Su Wanqing didn't care about thinking about how to rectify Li Muyun at this time, looking at her fiancΓ© who was sitting there pointing out the words of the country, how to look at how handsome.
And Chen Mu sat expressionlessly near the door, looking at Li Muyun with a little disdain, and sighed in his heart about this guy's luck.
If it weren't for the coincidence that Lao Li Yuan thought of him as a righteous son, it is estimated that this goods would be divided into corpses with random knives when they were at the city gate, cut into meat puree, and their heads would be hung on the city gate building.
Of course, the most important thing is Li Muyun's shameless face that has to be full of fart, is it really that interesting for you, a dignified county king (although it is not public), to bully a master who only has nine grades? I didn't see that the grandson of the family Bo has already coaxed you to the point of personally sending you silver, and Ya still wants to continue to bully him, is this person's discipline still special!
But it's useless to say these things now, Sun Zhubo just knew that he was bullied by Li Muyun, and he didn't dare to let out half a fart, after all, the backer of the family is the emperor, not something that he can compete with as a small master.
Thinking of this, Master Sun did not hesitate to write down all his requirements on paper according to Li Muyun's instructions, and then took the official seal as quickly as possible, and covered it with a 'bang'.
Li Muyun took the notice handed over by Master Sun Bo himself, looked at the ghost drawing talismans on it, nodded and praised: "Hmm! Yes, good words, good words! Lao Su, take it out and find a place to watch it. β
"No!" After receiving the notice that had been stamped with the official seal, Su Zhen smiled and ran out like flying.
There is no doubt that with this thing, they can set up a post house on the official road in the future, and they can charge a reasonable fee, which is much better than going down the mountain with a big blade to rob.
Li Muyun watched Su Zhen run out, the corners of his mouth pulled slightly, he glanced back at Sun Zhubo, who was a little hesitant, and said: "Sun Zhubo, now that we are done talking about business, there are still some private matters in the future, I don't know whether to talk about it or not." β
Thinking of the unobtrusive notice just now, Master Sun Bo seemed to have accepted his fate, and said with a wry smile: "You said, as long as the subordinate can do it, he will never shirk." β
"The lord is serious, and the private matter is a trivial matter for the lord." Li Muyun said with a smile, as if what had just happened had never happened.
Sun Zhubo now just wants to send Li Muyun, the plague god, away quickly, where will he continue to grind with him, and when he heard this, he said, "Young master, please speak." β
However, what Sun Zhubo didn't expect was that Li Muyun's so-called private affairs were far more serious than the 'official affairs' just now, and he was scared as soon as he opened his mouth.
What did you say that Li Muyun was talking about? Hehe, let's talk about it tomorrow!