On November 11th, my girlfriend had to force me to break up, I asked her what I had done wrong, and she said to me in front of everyone: Can you be more mature, steady, and motivated, even if you are a little more handsome, Ding Ding is a little older, a little longer, it's good!

She was right, I was a waste, my family had no money and no power, my parents were farmers, and I was finally admitted to a third-rate university, majoring in the most unpopular history department.

Since I entered the school as a freshman, people in the class suspected that I had gone to the wrong classroom, because I was born with a tall cow and a big horse, and I didn't look like a history student at all, but more like a scumbag in the physical education department.

Although I am not like a well-mannered history student, my schedule is extremely regular—eating, sleeping, watching movies, playing games, and flipping through online novels.

As for studying, let's be honest, I already failed eight subjects last semester.

This semester, I can't fight for it all, I can't let my parents chill!

My girlfriend said this to me in front of the class, which made me really embarrassed, especially the last sentence "Ding Ding is a little older, it's better to be older".

I wanted to ask her: Is your usual screaming fake?

Maybe it was her luck, but just as I was about to say this, Lao Wang, who taught Chinese history, walked into the classroom.

In this class, Lao Wang is talking about Emperor Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty, and as for what he talked about, I don't know at all, because I fell asleep again.

When I was about to end of class, I was woken up by the sound of heckling in the class.

I don't have to guess to know that this group of high-achieving students is complaining about the beloved Comrade Wang.

Because Lao Wang is a pervert, the homework he leaves is some problems that you can't even think of when you die.

"What are you talking about? Such a simple essay is easy to write! Lao Wang said flatly.

I looked at it, and the blackboard read: "If you are Chongzhen, how do you save Daming"!

Seeing this topic, I really understand the top students in the class.

Wang, are you funny? If Lao Tzu were Chongzhen, he would not save the Ming Dynasty! The first thing Lao Tzu saved was Chen Yuanyuan, and he must not let Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng sleep with those two dogs, and if she wants to sleep, she will sleep with my buddy.

Lao Wang patted the table, emphasized it, and said: "Let me tell me, many people in the class like to read time-traveling novels, but we are learning official history, so when you are writing, you must be in line with the historical environment at that time, don't write me "Xun Qin Ji", engage in the halo of the protagonist, invent aircraft cannons or something, that's nonsense." ”

Hearing this, the class burst into laughter.

As a big reader of time-traveling novels, I don't think it's funny at all.

"Xun Qin Ji" is such a great work, and it has exploded into four famous novels, you old thing actually said that it is, I think this topic you came up with is.

"What are you laughing at, the grade of this homework is recorded in the final grade, which accounts for fifty points. I love to write or not, anyway, it's not me who fails. Alright, class! After Lao Wang finished speaking, he dragged out of the classroom, and the people in the class made a sound of complaining again.

I originally wanted to find my ex-girlfriend to theorize about the "length and size", but a few bastards in the dormitory insisted on asking me to go back and play LOL.

I looked at my girlfriend and thought: Dude, I'll let you go for the time being, and you will know what the length is in the future!

When I returned to the dormitory, I had already forgotten all the homework left by Lao Wang, and fought fiercely with a few bastards in the dormitory for an all-night LOL, and slept directly until six o'clock in the afternoon the next day.

When I got up, a few bastards in the dormitory were writing the homework left by Lao Wang, and two of them had already been written.

When they saw me get up, a few bastards said to me: "Master Luo, if you don't write it yet, you will hand it in tomorrow." ”

I rubbed my eyes and said, "You're in a hurry, let's go, let's eat!" ”

I really don't worry too much, because it seems to me that this kind of essay can be copied with a satisfactory answer by just searching the Internet.

Of course, this is also related to my consistent procrastination and casual study habits, and my buddy will never compromise until the moment of death.

When I came back from dinner, a few bastards were playing LOL again, I wanted to write about it, but I couldn't resist the temptation and killed them again.

After a few rounds, I looked at the time, Nima, it was two o'clock in the morning.

I withdrew from the game, sighed, and said, "Don't fight, you elementary school students who can't support the wall in the mud, hurry up and sleep, my brother is going to start writing." ”

A few bastards fell asleep without brushing their teeth, snoring like thunder, and the noise upset me.

I yawned and began to search the Internet for information.

I have to say, Lao Wang is really a pervert who deserves his name, I don't accept anyone, my uncle obeys him!

I searched for a long time, but there were no ready-made answers on the Internet, most of them were analyzing the reasons for Emperor Chongzhen's failure, such as:

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, it encountered the Xiaoice Period, famine every year, and the thief Li Zicheng could not eat enough, so he entangled a group of migrant workers looking for food everywhere and played a peasant uprising; Or it is to say that Chongzhen cannot be blamed for the demise of the Ming Dynasty, because before him, many emperors of the Ming Dynasty were shit, and even if he was a bull, it was impossible to reverse the situation.

Some people also say that the Ming Dynasty could have repelled the Manchu Tartars, but they all blamed Chongzhen for killing Yuan Chonghuan, resulting in no generals in the army and no advantage on the battlefield.

These high-sounding nonsense, I look at my spicy eyes, but there is only one that I recognize, it is a reply from a guy named "Luo Doudou", he said this: If you want Lao Tzu to be Emperor Chongzhen, maybe I am not as good as him.

I couldn't help laughing, this guy is telling the truth, the emperor is not so easy to be.

Most people think that the emperor is the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards, but as a "top student" in the History Department, I know that those diligent emperors are actually as busy as dogs, and the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards can't take care of them at all.

This netizen named "Luo Doudou" said that it was quite funny, but it couldn't solve my urgent task, buddy, if I can't write it, this semester's Chinese history will definitely hang.

I wanted to see what the bastards in the dorm had to say, but they were already sleeping like pigs, and I was too embarrassed to disturb them.

It's not buddy, I'm exaggerating, at that moment, I suddenly found myself so lonely, how could God treat me so unfairly, let me be born in a poor family, even if my girlfriend still dislikes me when I'm young, and now Lao Wang is still forcing me to be the emperor, why is my life so miserable!

I sighed and thought to myself: As the so-called self-helper God helps, now netizens across the country can't help me, so I can only be the emperor single-handedly.

I smoked a cigarette and wrote it hard, but the result was even more tragic than Emperor Chongzhen, and I only held back three sentences in half a hour.

I looked at the time, it was already half past five in the morning, and I felt that I was really doomed this time, and the situation was the same as that of Emperor Chongzhen, and it was impossible to complete the arduous task at all.

I remember that Emperor Chongzhen, who was desperate, finally chose to hang himself on the coal mountain, but I have parents, girlfriends, and higher education, how can I give up on myself.

I yelled to myself and said, "Emperor Chongzhen, who wrote about your uncle, damn it, sleep!" ”

After saying that, I slammed my fist on the laptop, which was originally second-hand, and I made a sizzling sound directly from this smash.

By the time I reacted, it was all over!

A strong electric current hit my heart, and my whole body was numb and trembling, and I wanted to cry for help, but I couldn't.

"Stop masturbating, go to sleep!" A bastard in the dormitory was woken up by me, complained and fell asleep again.

The moment I watched him fall asleep, buddy, I really fell into despair.

Soon, a strong electric current made my teeth vibrate, and my vision blurred with stars in front of me.

At that moment, I really fucking hated it to death, thinking that all this was fucking blamed on Chongzhen's shit emperor, if I could travel to the Ming Dynasty, I would definitely kill him, and I wouldn't have hung up at a young age without him.

......

My body was found by some bastards in the dormitory, and a guy came to touch me and almost followed me away.

My parents came that day, and the police told them: After a preliminary investigation, it was found that your son had an accident caused by a sudden short circuit in the computer while using the computer. Everyone is gone, you don't have to be sad, let's mourn and change!

At this time, my girlfriend was standing outside the morgue, and she said silently in her heart with tears in her eyes: "You are actually not small at all, all I say is angry." ”

Everyone thought I was dead, but they didn't know that I wasn't actually dead, but went to another world.