Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 93: If you get cheap, you still sell well

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Yuan Guoqing sneered and panted, staring at Xu Yan angrily, he wanted to do it or not, but did he dare?

Thinking about it with his elbow, he also knows that if he refuses now, what awaits him must be a storm, even if Xu Yan doesn't pick thirteen games in a row like when he picks a service company, I'm afraid that it is indispensable to pick seventy or eighty games, how can he deal with the squad leader at that time? Is it still in the communication mess?

Therefore, although he knew that Xu Yan was ripping off the bamboo, he had to agree, and the voice of gritting his teeth squeezed out from his teeth, "Count you ruthless!" ”

He agreed sullenly here, but Xu Yan over there refused to let him go, seeing his unhappy face, he deliberately said: "Principal, I see that you don't seem to be very happy, if you are not happy, forget it, your brother can't let you be wronged!" ”

When Yuan Guoqing heard this, he had the heart to spurt blood, he took a deep breath, tried to suppress the urge to erupt, gritted his teeth and said: "How could I not be happy, I am very happy." ”

"yes, you don't have a good face, you don't have a smile." Xu Yan raised his nose and eyes.

Yuan Guoqing didn't want to offend him, and tried to squeeze out a smile to show that he was not unhappy. However, even so, Xu Yan still refused to take a break, and continued: "Your smile is so fake, not dry ♂↘♂↘♂↘♂↘, m.∽.co£m sincere!" ”

Poof!

Luo Yifei and the others on the side couldn't help laughing, looking at Yuan Guoqing sympathetically one by one, and he deserved to be unlucky when he met Xu Yan who was not particular about it, and he got cheap and well-behaved goods.

was persecuted by Xu Yan again and again, even if Yuan Guoqing's temper was good, he couldn't help it at this time, he glared at Xu Yan, blushed and said thickly: "Xu Yan, don't you have to inch in, it's a big deal." ”

Xu Yan is obviously well versed in the principle of guerrilla warfare, and has flexibly applied it to the conversation, the enemy advances, I retreat, the enemy retreats, I advance, Yuan Guoqing is angry, he immediately softened, and said: "Look, I'm just joking with you, as for making such a big fire, twenty meals, it's so decided!" ”

Yuan Guoqing didn't really want to get angry, but he was forced by Xu Yan to be anxious, and seeing him retreat at this time, of course he wouldn't be stupid to do anything with him, and said in a muffled voice: "Now you can go!" ”

"Not yet." Xu Yan shook his head.

"I've promised to treat you to twenty meals, what else do you want?" Yuan Guoqing raised his eyebrows and said, and the anger began to rise again.

"Don't be nervous, listen to me." Xu Yan comforted, and then explained: "Everyone knows that I came here to challenge, if I leave without doing anything, I will not be able to lose face when I turn back!" ”

Seeing that Yuan Guoqing was about to be anxious again, Xu Yan continued: "Don't worry, after eating your meal, it will definitely not embarrass you, we won't compare the physical shooting, just better than others, so let's call everyone out, I'll just say a few words, let's go through the motions, I'll withdraw!" ”

Yuan Guoqing was suspicious, but under the roof, he could only choose to believe him, and called out the people from the communication company according to his words.

When everyone came out, Xu Yan said: "A few days ago, I challenged physical shooting or something, I was tired of it, today we are playing something special, it's better than a tongue twister, I have a few tongue twisters, all of you count, if one person can keep up with my speed, even if you win!" ”

Seeing that everyone agreed, Xu Yan coughed and said softly: "Blackened black ash fertilizer ash will volatilize and turn gray black as black ash flowers will fly back; Ash ash black chemical fertilizer will volatilize, black ash is a fly flower back to ash. ”

"What is this, I don't know what you are!" The people in the communication company are not happy, they don't even know anything, how to follow them!

"Then I'll write these words on the ground!" Xu Yan said a word, wrote these words on the ground, silently waited for everyone to read for more than half a minute, reminded everyone, and started again.

"Blackened black ash, fertilizer ash will volatilize, gray black, black ash will fly back; Ash ash, black fertilizer will volatilize, black ash is a flying flower, and turn into ash..."

Xu Yan three times in a row, one time is faster than the other, the first time, there are still some people who can read most of the sentences, and when the second time, only a few people can talk to less than half a sentence, and when the third time, his speed has been completely improved, and his words are even faster than when ordinary people quarrel, and even everyone can't keep up with a word, only stunned.

There was no suspense in the result, and Xu Yan won again.

When everyone was dumbfounded, Xu Yan walked to Yuan Guoqing's side, first lowered his voice and said, "Principal, remember your promise, twenty meals", and then patted him on the shoulder and said loudly: "Principal, I'm leaving, I have time to play with me, let's eat together!" ”

Xu Yan and his entourage walked away, coming and going quickly, and a challenge ended in a moment, leaving only the stunned communication company and Yuan Guoqing, who looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, speechless and choked.

The second squad leader came to Yuan Guoqing's side and praised: "It's good, it's not face." ”

Yuan Guoqing glanced at him deeply, there was no joy of being praised, but a sadness of eggs, is this his face, it is clearly twenty meals with face!

But in the face of the squad leader's admiring gaze, can he do this? Obviously he couldn't, so he could only knock out his teeth and swallow blood, perfunctory head, and said against his will: "It's okay, we had a good time in the recruit company, and the relationship is quite iron!" ”

When he said this, his eyes were red, and he wanted to cry!

Xu Yan picked the communication link with a tongue twister!

The news quickly spread throughout the Wolf Regiment, and the remaining companies once again held urgent discussions.

"Xu Yan picked the communication company, the next one is estimated to be our company, what can we do, our company does not have Xu Yan's comrades-in-arms, he may not give face?"

"If it was this before, I was quite worried, but now I am not worried at all, because Xu Yan challenged the communication link with a tongue twister!"

"What's wrong with the tongue twister, with the speed he shows, can anyone of us keep up?"

"Can't keep up! But who stipulates that it must be better than tongue twisters, and why can't you sing, dance, or even something else if you can compare tongue twisters? If you open this opening, it will be difficult to plug it again! ”

"That's right, with this precedent, let's avoid his best military skills, and compare with him in terms of literary and artistic life, haha, this time he can be regarded as shooting himself in the foot!"

"Hurry up, count the specialties of their respective classes, let's sum it up!"

For a while, each company took action, and everyone wanted their own specialties, such as singing, dancing, playing basketball, playing chess, good memory, etc., and they were reported one after another.

The whole wolf regiment is in chaos! Chapter 93: Get cheap and sell well