Text Chapter 58 How to pretend to be B and how to fly?
Xiwang's Mansion
Li Chunguang's small courtyard.
It's okay, it's okay, run fast, otherwise if Xi Muxue knew that Lao Tzu scolded her for the big watermelon, she would definitely be cut in half, it's really a shame that Lao Tzu is clever and fast, it's really witty like my Sao Nian. Li Chunguang had hemorrhoids for a whileγγγγγ
Li Chunguang was trotted all the way by the arm of the little Lori, not so much that Lolita Xi Zixuan pulled Li Chunguang, but that Li Chunguang pulled Lolita Zixuan, I, never forget to eat tofu. Nonsense, the little tofu is white and tender, who doesn't love this bite? What kind of advertising is coming...
Get lost....
Li Chunguang thought that he could eat tofu, but later Li Chunguang didn't think so.
"Your name is Li Chunguang, right?"
I said this little Lori.,Why is the memory so bad.,I just finished the introduction.,I forgot what my uncle's name is? Uncle hasn't given you a check-up yet.
"Huh? Little Lori, oh no, it's Miss Two, yes. Li Chunguang stopped and looked at Xiao Lori with some confusion.
"You are quite bold here, and there are those who are not afraid of death, and other subordinates are hiding far away when they see Miss Ben," Xi Zixuan said with a smile.
Li Chunguang was even more confused, why did he suddenly ask like this.
"Second Miss, why don't you determine two questions first, first, I, Li Chunguang, am not a descendant, let alone a descendant of your Xiwang Mansion, just temporarily living in your Xiwang Mansion; Second, I, Li Chunguang, am very afraid of death, so if the second lady has anything that needs to risk her life, don't call me, because I am afraid of death. Li Chunguang replied.
"Oh, hee-hee, you're scared of death? I don't think so, you're very afraid of death, so don't you let go of my hand, let my sister see you, cut off your hands, and throw them away to feed the dogs," Xi Zixuan said with a little sneer.
immediately frightened Li Chunguang, and hurriedly let go of the hand that had eaten tofu.
You say you Li Chunguang, you pull a Lori's little hand, pull it, you pull it, you pull it and touch it, and you rub it and touch it, what do you mean.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, second miss, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, hehe..." Li Chunguang hurriedly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Aren't you going to take Miss Ben to fly with B? And what about bicycles? How to fly? Xi Zixuan was not angry, but asked instead.
"It's to take you to install B, take you to fly, oh, yes, what about my bicycle, I obviously put it here when I just left..." Li Chunguang was full of wonders, why did he disappear the bicycle.
"I think you're a big watermelon, a stupid big watermelon, haha... Over there."
I.... You are the little watermelon, your sister is the big watermelon, your father is the second old watermelon, and your whole family is watermelon, big watermelon, grandma's. Li Chunguang muttered in his heart.
Li Chunguang hurriedly trotted over and pushed the so-called bicycle.
"I remember just putting it here, why did I run over there and fly? Hammer, how is it possible, it must be something else moved" Li Chunguang didn't think much about it.
"Second Miss, the bicycle is here, immediately load B, oh no, it's going to take off immediately." Li Chunguang had hemorrhoids for a while.
Speaking of this bicycle, it is really too poor in size, heavy in front and light in the back, wide on the left and narrow on the right, he is very uncomfortable after taking it, insomnia all night, will affect me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him, the government will say that I abuse animals when they know about it! That diamond circle, last year I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village, he is exquisitely handmade, the price is fair, and the child is not bullied, so I will introduce you to order one!
What the heck? Bring?? Diamond Circle??? Monkey???? Blacksmith???????
You're talking about Journey to the West. Get lost....
"Oh, Second Miss, let the little one introduce you and show you how to ride this bicycle," Li Chunguang pushed the bicycle to Xi Zixuan's side and said.
"Can this thing be ridden? Could it be a horse, the appearance is indeed somewhat similar to the Trojan horse, but the difference is too big... Xi Zixuan pinched her chin with her index finger, a little curious, a little suspicious. It was obviously suspicious of what Li Chunguang said.
Damn, why can't this car be ridden? Lao Tzu not only can ride, but also push a cart, do you want to try? I simply doubt my character.
Get lost....
"Oh, this bike, it took a lot of effort to make this thing, barely a bicycle. In addition to the handle is a little crooked, the handwork is a little poor, the materials are basically pieced together, and the steering brakes are not very flexible. Otherwise, it is an excellent bike... And also.... β
"Okay, okay, it's long-winded, it's crooked, it's nonsense for a long time, Miss Ben doesn't understand, you don't have to say anything, show Miss Ben how to ride, hehe... Xi Zixuan pushed Li Chunguang.
Holy, what do you mean? Li Chunguang seemed to see a trace of weird laughter. It's very confusing.
"Your bike, don't you ride faster downhill and fly faster?"
"That's a sure race, it's not a small bragging, it's faster than any of your horses here," Li Chunguang replied with hemorrhoids.
"Is it true that the steeper the slope, the faster you ride?"
"It's running, it's the speed, it's not riding. Uh, no, Second Miss, you ask this... β
"Isn't there a staircase up ahead? If you ride down from above, I wonder if you will run faster than a horse, haha? Xi Zixuan glanced at a section of stone staircase in front of her.
Damn, you're funny, so high, so steep ladder, you let Lao Tzu ride down from it, do you play X-sport extreme sports when I do?
"Second Miss, uh, you're joking with the little one, it must be, haha, this is not fun, it's not interesting, how can you run faster than a horse, the little ones are bragging, Second Miss, I have other inventions, more strange and fun, I guarantee you haven't seen it, we...
"Hehe, who is joking with you, Miss Ben is going to see you, how you fly down from above on this thing, how you can run faster than a horse" Xi Zixuan looked proud.
"Get out, how is it possible, you let Lao Tzu ride down from above, you want to fall to death Lao Tzu, who do you think you are, let Lao Tzu ride down from above, Lao Tzu will ride down? I'm sorry, little brat, I'm not sensible, my uncle won't play with you, you can play by yourself, my uncle still has something to do, so I'll go first" After speaking, Li Chunguang turned his head to leave.
"Dare you slave, come here" only to hear Xi Zixuan shout angrily, and out of nowhere the two big Han guards jumped out.
"Meet the second lady," the two nursing homes knelt down and said.
"Tie this bold minion to this thing, let him and this thing ride down the ladder, and Miss Ben will see how he pretends to be B and how he flies?"