Chapter 126 The shameless Li Muyun
Damn, this old lamp doesn't tell the truth, and it's not as reliable as Lao Cheng, after listening to Fang Xuanling's words, Li Muyun looked at him silently and thought secretly.
At least yesterday Lao Cheng also said 'Jiangmen is in the same vein', which means that there are military forces to support him, but the old man in this house only has one sentence of 'can become the majority', and those who don't know think that he is going to send Li Muyun to the worship room to instigate it, and enter the palace to be the emperor's 'big companion'.
But fortunately, Li Muyun is not without tricks for this old man, after all, Fang Zhizhi's kid is still on his ground, and the old man can't do anything, so it's a big deal to go back and toss his son.
Thinking of this, Li Muyun smiled and said, "Fang Xiang, my bereaved brother asked me to bring you a message, saying that he wants to come back!" ”
"Left?" Fang Xuanling's expression on his face stiffened slightly, but he quickly regained his indifference: "The dog didn't cause you any trouble there, right?" ”
"Oh, there is no such thing, it's just a little unsuitable, a little fever and diarrhea, it's not a big deal, I guess it's good to take medicine for a few more days."
"......" Fang Xuanling looked at the young man in front of him who had short hair and straightened out his dandruff, and blinked silently.
When it comes to this, he also understands that this kid is threatening himself with Fang Zhizhi as cannon fodder.
Thinking of this, Lao Fang's face couldn't help but sink: "Waiting for a while, the widow is the eldest son of the old man, and he will inherit the title of the old man in the future, if there is a half-point difference, the pool ......."
"That's none of my business, and I didn't let him go." Li Muyun spread his hands and played a scoundrel very simply.
As the saying goes, this clay figure still has three points of earthiness, Li Muyun was first robbed of grain during this time, and then assassinated, how could he not have fire, so as soon as the old house loaded a calf, he immediately hooked his fire.
"You ......"
"What's wrong with me? Is it easy for me to get some food? You high-ranking officials and dignitaries colluded to say that you will cheat me, what's the matter, look at us countrymen are easy to bully, right? ”
"Old man......"
"Yes, we are poor, but we also have ambitions, and no one wants to drag the court back, but look at what you dignitaries in the center have done? connived at the children to run rampant and domineering below, oppressing the good, and not even letting go of the last bit of food in the mouths of the common people. ”
"Not ......"
"You don't want to think about what you would eat if you didn't have those people. What to wear? Do you really think you don't eat the fireworks of the world? ”
Li Muyun said happily and scolded happily, Fang Xuanling couldn't interject in a hurry, and finally slapped the table angrily: "Shaft, stop the old man!" ”
"Shut up, stop talking, I originally came to you expecting to find someone who administers justice, but I didn't expect that you and that Han Ai are the same as a raccoon dog, a group of moths in the Tang Dynasty! Moth! ”
After yelling, Li Muyun got up and walked out, his face full of indignation, as if it was a shame to stay in the same room with the old house.
Where did Fang Xuanling suffer such idleness, and this old man thinks that he is dedicated to the country, but now he is scolded as a moth by a milky hairy boy, how can he stand it.
So without waiting for Li Muyun to go out, he shouted: "Shaft, stop for the old man!" ”
"What, why does Fang Xiang still want to kill people?"
, this is really annoying, Lao Fang couldn't say a word by Li Muyun, his eyes were round, and he gasped for a long time before he said word by word: "Waiting, the old man wants to fight a lawsuit with you, if you don't give the old man an explanation, the old man will fight with you." ”
"If you enter the palace, you will enter the palace!" Li Muyun's face was righteous and awe-inspiring, as if he had suffered a great grievance at Fang Xuanling.
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As the so-called gentleman can deceive him, Li Muyun is a weakness that it is impossible to catch Lao Fang to do to him in private, and he is not afraid to wear shoes with bare feet.
And just now, Li Muyun discovered that he seems to have fallen into a misunderstanding, that is, he believes in 'history books' too much.
But the 'history books' must also be written by people, and if they are written by people, they must be mixed with personal emotions, so that the good ones may not be written as bad and the bad ones as good.
Besides, what are those 'history books' that Li Muyun reads? "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", "Speaking of the Tang Dynasty and Turning Later", "The First Gentleman of the Tang Dynasty", can this be read as a history book?
So when Li Muyun realized this, he simply gave up his plan to find the relevant characters' personalities from the 'history books'.
As the saying goes, it is better to have no book than to have no book, since Mencius said so, then simply explore the character of these historical figures by yourself, anyway, he Li Muyun is already a person who has died once, and it is also a bad life in the Tang Dynasty, if he can get the same fate with some big people, it is not bad.
With such a thought, Li Muyun was in danger and followed the old man Fang Xuanling to the palace.
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I have to say that the Tang Palace is very atmospheric, and the square in front of it alone makes Li Muyun out of breath (no way, the injury is not good yet), as for Fang Xuanling, he is ......a national prince, and he can sit on a sliding pole if he has treatment, which is the kind of stool tied to two bamboo poles.
Seeing that the old guy was carried by two people, and he didn't forget to despise himself, Li Muyun really wanted this old man to be turned upside down for a while.
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Without saying anything all the way, I crossed the square, bypassed the Taiji Palace, and walked through a small square, and finally arrived at the destination of this trip, that is, the place where Li Shimin handled official business - Liangyi Palace.
After waiting outside the Liangyi Hall for a while, a shrill voice inside shouted: "Your Majesty has a will, Xuanliang Guogong, wait for the audience!" ”
"Humph!" Lao Fang glanced at Li Muyun angrily, and the meaning was very simple: See, the emperor called me first, and then you.
Li Muyun was a little speechless about such a Fang Xuanling, and said in his heart, "What about you, you are a prince of the country, this is also stingy, dare to go this way, he has forgotten the link where he almost made this old man angry into a cerebral thrombosis.
After entering the Liangyi Hall and going around a few circles, Li Muyun was fortunate to meet His Majesty Li Shimin, the 'Heavenly Khan' known as the first person in the Tang Dynasty.
After just a glance, I found that this emperor was not like the painting in later generations, in fact, this Lao Li was still very thin, very tall, and sat behind the table quite tall.
Of course, this cannot rule out the reason why the chair itself is tall, but Li Muyun estimates that the emperor should not be so bored and engage in such a little trick.
Just thinking about it, he saw the old house who was walking in front of him one step ahead of him and hugged his fist at Li Shimin and bowed slightly: "See Your Majesty!" ”
Hey? You really don't have to kneel? Li Muyun was originally worried about kneeling, but now it seems that he doesn't have to worry about it.
And without this worry, Li Muyun's bad idea came again, only to see him take a step forward, follow Fang Xuanling's appearance, clench his fists with both hands, bend directly one hundred and twenty degrees, his head almost fell to the ground, and he shouted in his mouth: "See Your Majesty my emperor 'Tian Khan', long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”
Fuck, this shameless thing can shoot such a shameless fart.
Looking at Li Muyun's one hundred and twenty degree bow, Fang Xuanling was speechless again, although he also wanted to do it like this, but this waist couldn't do it, and if he came like this, it was estimated that he would really pestle his head to the ground.