"Haha."

After hearing Xu Ming's words, Ye Kai and Situ Kong both laughed, this Xiao Ming is really funny, he came here to eat those fruits that he had never seen.

What the hell is this?

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, really, those stars are so stingy."

Xu Ming looked at Ye Kai and the others and laughed, he also scratched his head in embarrassment, changed the topic, and said, "You guys are not here to see the big stars, right?" ”

"yes, I didn't expect to meet you stupid big guy."

Situ Kong nodded, and the smile on his face showed no signs of slowing down.

"Don't see me, there are too many people here, don't you just want celebrity autographs, I have them."

Xu Ming waved his hand, there are too many people here, every day, he didn't get tired of it, and at the same time took out several signatures in his pocket, and said: "Whose signature do you want, I have a lot of autographs here, all of them are autographs of celebrities." ”

Ye Kai glanced at the signature, there are basically celebrities who live here, Chu Meng, this Bingbing, that Bingbing, men and women, the sea has gone.

"Here."

Xu Ming took these signatures and gave them to Bao, but seeing Ye Kai and Situ Kong not reaching out to take them also made him a little embarrassed.

"Keep it for yourself."

Ye Kai and Situ Kong both shook their heads, they didn't have much feeling about this signature, this girl, even if it was written by a celebrity, it couldn't be eaten, and besides, he was not a brainless fan.

"It's very valuable, these celebrities don't give me fruit to eat, so I buy it myself, but this salary is not much, I have to sign every day, I have to sign every day, and then, take it out and sell it, this signed one can be sold for 500 yuan."

Xu Ming smirked and said, "When the security guard didn't let me earn more than 10,000 yuan, it was the signature of the upside-down star that made me more than 10,000 yuan." ”

"You're quite content, aren't you?"

Ye Kai was stunned, I wiped it, 10,000 yuan a month, and I defeated Xu Ming.

"That's, you probably don't have a good time now, I see stars all day long, and you can only watch it on TV, and ah, if you want to sign something, tell me, I'll give you a go."

Xu Ming smirked, very proud, in fact, he felt stupid enough, but he didn't expect those fans to be even more ignorant, and he sold 10,000 yuan for the most celebrity autographs.

"Huh."

Ye Kai and Situ Kong didn't know what to say, this guy is too real, are you so happy to see a star? However, Situ Kong still asked: "By the way, stupid big man, you ask for autographs for celebrities all day long, and people are willing to give them to you." ”

"Don't want to?"

Xu Ming shook his head and said: "But I'm smart, I say someone else's name every day, say that my uncle is your loyal fan, say that my aunt is, those stars are so stupid, I don't want to think about it, where do I have so many relatives, haha." ”

"Ugh."

Ye Kai and Situ Kong both expressed extreme speechlessness, other celebrities must know, but they just don't want to debunk your stupid big man.

"What are you stuffing all this stuff about?"

Situ Kong looked the stupid big man up and down, smiled slightly, and then looked at Xu Ming's bulging pocket, he was very curious, and stretched out his hand to grab it.

"Don't."

After Xu Ming saw Situ Kong's hand grabbing it, he quickly blocked it, but he was still a step slower, and as a result, Situ Kong grabbed out a pair of underwear and a pair of lace underwear.

"Xiao Ming, you can, do you still have this hobby?"

Ye Kai and Situ Kong looked at the lace erotic underwear, looking at each other, the stupid big man in the past was also the one who blushed when he saw a woman, but he didn't expect to be so sullen now, and he often had this thing in his pocket.

"What, don't think about it, let me tell you, it's a star."

Xu Ming was a little embarrassed, lowered his voice, and said: "These underwear are all picked up by me, and they can be sold for a lot of money, at least 10,000 yuan a piece, these stars are really rich, no, they are fans rich, and the things used by celebrities are willing to buy them, hehe." ”

"Ahh

When Situ Kong heard this, he hurriedly threw the underwear to Xu Ming, sniffed his hands disgustingly, and said depressedly: "Where did you pick it up, don't be sick, you're a girl." ”

"Sick? What kind of disease can you get from picking up underwear? ”

Xu Ming quietly put the underwear in his pocket, and said mysteriously: "Which star do you two like, I still have a few sanitary napkins at home, maybe there are ones you like?" It's bloody. ”

"Get out of here!"

"Die, you pervert!"

After Ye Kai and Situ Kong heard this, a few black lines suddenly appeared on their foreheads, this special Xu Ming was about to become a nervous disorder, this is too perverted.

"Situ, don't you like women? I'll give you one. ”

Xu Ming still remembered that Situ Kong liked women and liked to play with women, and he also broke the news: "That time I saw you lying on a woman's thigh drinking blood, and with a sanitary napkin, you don't have to drink it on your stomach." ”

"Give me as far as I can, can you not be so stupid, rub."

Rao is Situ Kong's concentration has been thundered by Xu Ming's kid, he is deeply sympathetic to Xu Ming's experience in recent years, what has become of this.

"Hey, hey."

Xu Ming smiled proudly, as if he was very confident in his treasure.

"Okay, let's not talk about it, tell me about Chu Meng's situation?"

Ye Kai and Situ Kong didn't want to talk to Xu Ming about these things that were close to perverts, but shifted to Chu Meng's question and asked.

"This little girl is so stingy, she doesn't even throw away a sanitary napkin, I suspect he is a man."

Xu Ming whispered to Ye Kai and Situ Kong about the little secret in his heart, which made Ye Kai and Situ Kong really can't help but want to kick this kid.

However, this Xu Ming still talked about Chu Meng's situation, and it was nothing, basically the same as what was written on the computer, of course, there were some things that were not available on the computer, that is, suitors.

There are many suitors behind this Chu Meng.

Ye Kai chatted with Xu Ming and Situ Kong, this Xu Ming is a fool, and he is not very good at chatting, chatting and chatting about to give Situ Kong sanitary napkins, and the atmosphere is a little embarrassing.

"Chu Meng, Chu Meng."

And Ye Kai and the three of them chatted, those directors, paparazzi, entertainment reporters, and fans were all shouting Chu Meng's name.

"Miss Chu Meng, I have a TV series of costume dramas, I want you to participate, be the female number one, this is the script for you to see."

A guy with a full beard and a pitted face like an orange crust held up the script high, squeezed to Chu Meng's side strongly, and said.

"This director, I have already said that my schedule is full, and I can't take on any more dramas."

Chu Meng had a smile on her face, but she was very helpless, she shook her head, and said to the directors around her: "In addition, if you really have a good script and sincerely want to cooperate, please talk to my agent, okay?" ”

"Don't, we all know that Miss Chu Meng is a person, once you have a script you like, even if your signing company refuses, you will participate, come on, take a look, my script is very well written."

The orange-faced director is still saying that he really wants Chu Meng to participate, how to say it, once Chu Meng participates, his fame will also rise, and the box office will also soar.

"There's really no time."

Chu Meng smiled bitterly and hurriedly waved his hand.

"Yes, Miss Chu Meng said that there is no time, why are you still talking here."

"Yes, yes."

Many directors began to fight among themselves.

Chu Meng gave the directors who spoke for him a approving look, but his gaze was slightly condensed in the next moment.

Because......

"Come, Miss Chu Meng, look at my script, my script is very good, it's a war movie."

"Mine is anti-Japanese, a drama of fighting devils."

"Mine is, how good my drama is, you may not believe it when you say it, one of my bullets can hit ****** from the imperial capital."

"Miss Chu Meng, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Miss Chu Meng, what size bra are you wearing?"

"Miss Chu Meng......"

"Miss Chu Meng......"

A group of people were talking in a hurry, and Ye Kai and Situ Kong could both feel Chu Meng's helplessness and sadness.

"No comment."

Chu Meng said: "I have already told you in detail, there is business looking for my assistant and company, this is where I live, please give me a quiet rest area, okay?" ”

"Also, no matter what the script is, I don't even read it."

Chu Meng was also a little angry.

"Huh."

These directors sighed, especially the man with a pitted face like an orange, turned around and glanced at Ye Kai, and said, "This Chu Meng is obviously playing a big name, damn." ”

"She's not playing a big name, it's mainly because of your ways."

Ye Kai couldn't help but mention it, smiled slightly, and said.

"What's the problem?"

The director of the orange face didn't understand what Ye Kai meant? Said very curiously.

"You guys are too passive, take the initiative and watch me."

Ye Kai waved his hand, cleared his throat, and then strode towards Chu Meng in the crowd, because Ye Kai walked too domineeringly, basically everyone spread a way for him.

In this way, Ye Kailong came to Chu Meng's side in a few steps.

He clearly saw a slight change in Chu Meng's face, he smiled slightly, and grabbed a rose sent by a fan.

Soon Ye Kai came to Chu Meng's side, revealing her shoulders, a spin, Chu Meng's body twisted, one foot landed on the ground, and one foot was raised, at this moment, the audience was silent.

"Girl, how about participating in my movie?"

Just when everyone was taken aback, Ye Kai's words were like thunder, exploding from everyone's ears!