Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 117: I'm cheap for you, this is my brother's first kiss

"Don't come here, or I'll shout!"

"Shout, even if you shout loudly, it's empty, there's no one, even if you shout through your throat, no one will hear it."

On the banks of the river, a cool breeze blows, sending a conversation far away, one that is both familiar and strange.

What is familiar is the content of the dialogue, it is completely a copy of the bloody plot of the TV series, the bridge of the evil young man dominating the women of the good family, and the strange thing is that the two people who said this, the roles seem to be a little wrong, step by step is the big man Xu Yan, and it is the beauty of Zhong Ming who is pressing step by step, how to look at it and how it is not coordinated.

"Captain Zhong, you have a lot of them, just let me go."

"You are as beautiful as a flower, your family background is good, and there must be a lot of suitors, so why do you have to pester me, what do you like about me, you tell me, can't I change it?"

"You think about it clearly, you are a soldier, you are doing this is a serious violation of discipline, don't ruin your good future for the sake of momentary desires.

"Don't come here, I won't give in, even if you get your desires and can get my body, you can't imagine getting my heart."

Xu Yan took a step back and said, from the pleading at the beginning, to the threat later, to... didn't go any further, because Zhong Ming was already mad at his words, she raised her eyebrows and roared: "Shut up!" ”

"You perverted, stinky rascal, even if you say that you will go to the sky today, I will definitely clean you up." Zhong Ming accelerated closer, a cold glint flashed in his eyes, and his teeth began to grind.

Xu Yan was forced by Zhong Ming to the river, there was no way to retreat, his eyes flickered, and he pretended to panic: "Don't come here, I will come over again... I just jumped off. ”

"Jump, if you have the ability, you can jump." Zhong Ming sneered, not only was he not threatened, but he was urging on the side.

Xu Yan didn't jump, but said with a bitter face: "Before jumping, can I ask you for one thing." ”

Zhong Ming raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, but saw him begging: "Can you give me a lifebuoy, I... I can't swim. ”

Until now, Xu Yan is still pretending, and he still hasn't exposed the fact that he can swim, because this is a killer move, and it is also an important basis for him to escape, and it is not yet time to reveal it, because he clearly knows that even if he jumps into the water and escapes now, he can't run away from Zhong Ming on the shore, and he will definitely be cleaned up by her, and it will be difficult to find an opportunity when the time comes.

"Lifebuoy? Why don't I prepare a coffin for you?" Zhong Ming pouted.

"You'd better keep the coffin for yourself." Xu Yan raised his eyebrows, and said a word in a fierce manner, before Zhong Ming attacked, he took a deep breath, pinched his nose and jumped into the water.

Poof!

Xu Yan jumped into the water and made a splash.

As if afraid that Zhong Ming would catch up, Xu Yan hurriedly fled to the center, and then accidentally fell into the water, and when he got up again, he had already reached the deep water area, and he shouted in panic: "Woo, help!" ”

Zhong Ming stood on the shore and watched Xu Yan drowning, but did not immediately go into the water to rescue him, but crossed his arms and shoulders and watched him struggle in the water with interest.

"Woo, help, I can't swim..."

Xu Yan floated in the water, and every time he floated on the surface, he would shout in panic, and then soon sink to the bottom again, looking frightened and helpless.

Of course, this is in Zhong Ming's opinion, in fact, this thing is okay at all, the panicked expression is simply what he pretended, every time he sinks into the water, the panic on his face will disappear, turning into amusement and calculation.

That's right, this drowning is disguised, and the purpose is to lure Zhong Ming into the water.

Zhong Ming is on the shore, which is a danger for him to escape after all, so he wants to lead her into the water and level her in the water, so that he can calmly escape, escape from the army, and return to Donghai City.

Whining!

Xu Yan was up and down in the water, and after a minute or two, in order to maintain his panicked expression, the muscles on his face stiffened, but he still didn't see Zhong Ming go into the water to save him, which made him hate it so much, but fortunately he was pretending, otherwise he would not have been killed.

"Looks like you've got a trick!" Seeing that Zhong Ming didn't react for a long time, Xu Yan was secretly anxious, and when he sank to the surface of the water again, he didn't immediately pay for the water, but hid under the water and waited for his breath, making Zhong Ming think that he couldn't support it anymore.

Sure enough, Zhong Ming saw that Xu Yan sank to the bottom of the water and didn't float up for more than half a minute, thinking that he couldn't support it anymore, and he didn't watch the show anymore, so he hurriedly took off his coat and jumped into the water.

With a swing of his slender and straight legs, his figure was already shooting in the direction of Xu Yan like a fish, his body was as strong as a mermaid, and he appeared next to Xu Yan in a few seconds, grabbed Xu Yan's arm from the side, and dragged him up.

After Xu Yan surfaced, he hurriedly changed a few breaths, and then rolled his eyes, and hugged Zhong Ming like an octopus.

Zhong Ming was about to drag Xu Yan out, but was suddenly hugged by Xu Yan, and even his hands were imprisoned by Xu Yan, and his figure immediately sank towards the water.

"Let go!" Zhong Ming shouted in a low voice, grabbed Xu Yan's hair with his backhand, and the two fought in the water.

The two of you come and go, you sink and I float, you go up and I down, they have been entangled for two or three minutes, and each other is helpless, and finally Xu Yan is ruthless and pulls Zhong Ming underwater, the latter is not to be outdone, holding down Xu Yan's head, and getting him into the water, the two began to compete in the water for breathlessness and endurance.

A minute passed, two minutes passed, three minutes passed...

The strength in Zhong Ming's body is getting weaker and weaker, and Xu Yan is almost at the limit, relying on the breathing method taught to him by his father before, so he can barely persevere.

"My life is on hold, I didn't expect to die with this ruffian!" The last thought collapsed, Zhong Ming's consciousness was confused, and he fell into a coma all of a sudden.

And Xu Yan also reached the limit almost at the same time, he only felt that his chest was suffocated abnormally, as if it was about to explode, and he didn't care about confronting Zhong Ming, so he put his feet at the bottom of the water a little bit, and rushed out of the water with Zhong Ming in his arms.

With a long exhale, Xu Yan looked towards Zhong Ming, but saw that she had passed out, her mouth was slightly open, there was seawater overflowing from the corners of her lips, and she didn't know how much water she had drunk.

Xu Yan didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly dragged her to the shore, first squeezed her abdomen, let her spit out the water in her abdomen, and seeing that she hadn't woken up yet, he gritted his teeth and began to help her do artificial respiration again.

"It's cheap for you, this is my brother's first kiss." Xu Yan underestimated it, took a deep breath, and then leaned down and aimed it at Zhong Ming's lips.

The soft touch, the faint fragrance, made Xu Yan's heart flutter, this is the first time he kissed a woman, although it is doing artificial respiration, but it still makes his young heart agitated, the heartbeat is like a drum, beating violently. Chapter 117: I'm cheaper for you, this is my brother's first kiss