Chapter 34: The Battle of Dorgon (Part II)
Just when I was puzzled, Kim Chongtian swung a copper hammer and smashed it at Xia Wanchun again.
This time, Xia Wanchun was well prepared, and did not give him any chance, and instantly engaged with him in a short battle and fought.
The two fought for dozens of rounds and were indistinguishable, and the fight was dusty and made people break out in a cold sweat.
Suddenly, Xia Wanchun fell back to the ground, and the Manchu ministers were excited, thinking that Xia Wanchun would definitely die, and even my buddy almost called out.
Dolgon, on the other hand, remained silent, his face as calm as a piece of ice.
"Die, little bastard!"
Kim Jong-cheon roared and slammed his hammer into Xia Wanchun's back.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Xia Wanchun drilled directly from under his crotch, turned around and smashed a hammer directly on his back, Jin Ritian couldn't dodge, fell heavily to the ground, and spit blood out of his mouth.
The soldier was very fast, Xia Wanchun jumped up and was about to fight again, seeing this, I hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Xia, stop!" ”
Xia Wanchun retracted his hand, and the Manchu ministers sighed, but Dolgon's face remained unchanged.
"Dead fat pig, this time the master spared you in the emperor's face, if you dare to be a lackey of the Tartars again, the master will smash your brains out sooner or later!"
Xia Wanchun said triumphantly, and walked over to me with a proud face.
Seeing that the winner had been decided, I hurriedly said to Dolgon: "Regent, Xia Wanchun won by luck. According to my proposal, the competition might as well come to an end, let's discuss state affairs! ”
I bowed my head to Dorgon again, but Dorgon still ignored me, and said arrogantly, "In addition to weapons, you must also master bows and horses. In my Eight Banners Army of the Qing Dynasty, is there anyone who is willing to let the masters of the Southern Dynasty test their archery skills? ”
Test your mother, you dog Riming just wants to humiliate me, you think Lao Tzu is stupid.
My buddy was so angry that he couldn't do anything but play with Dorgon, afraid that he wouldn't sign an agreement with me.
"Haoge, the first shooter of the white flag, is willing to learn the masters of the Southern Dynasty!"
Hearing this, Lao Tzu was shocked into a cold sweat, because the history books recorded that Haoge was indeed a god of arrows.
When the Manchu Qing Dynasty pacified Sichuan, it was Haoge who personally shot Zhang Xianzhong, the overlord of the dead land, to death, and it was rumored in wild history that he could pull a bow of eighty catties.
After that, a guy with a beard stood up, and he was none other than the man who was trapped in Jiangxi with Empress Xiaozhuang that day.
Seeing him come out, I couldn't help but be glad that he was in Jiangxi before, and fortunately he didn't have a bow and arrow, otherwise Lao Tzu would now have a few meters of grass on his grave.
Now that Haoge has stood up, it is impossible for me to shirk it anymore, so I have to let Zhang Zhao fight.
"You two each have three arrows, shoot the same target within a hundred paces, let's start!"
As soon as Dolgon's words fell, Hauge fired two arrows in unison, hitting the bull's-eye; Zhang Zhao was not far behind, and two arrows were also shot in succession.
In this way, the two fought to a tie, and only the last arrow remained.
Immediately, the two of them opened their bows and arrows, but they were slow to shoot, as if they were facing each other.
Seeing this, the Manchu officials were nervous to death, and shouted one by one: "Shoot quickly, shoot quickly!" ”
After a stalemate, Hauge suddenly roared and shot the arrow out, and the arrow went straight to the bull's-eye like a meteor.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Zhang Zhao also released the arrow, and just when Haoge's arrow was about to reach the bull's-eye, it was actually shot down by Zhang Zhao's arrow and fell to the ground, while Zhang Zhao's arrow was firmly fixed on the bull's-eye.
Grass! Although I am in the territory of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, the performance of my men really excites me.
I couldn't help clapping my hands and screaming, "General Zhang is awesome!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a snap, and Dorgon stood up from his chair, kicked the desk in front of him to the ground, and angrily rebuked, "Rubbish! ”
With that, he jumped over the desk that had fallen to the ground, picked up the broken bow at the waist of one of the guards, and shot an arrow at the target without looking at it.
I only heard the sound of "bell", and Dolgon's arrow directly split the arrow that Zhang Zhao shot at the bull's-eye in half, and at the same time, the target that was as hard as iron instantly shattered into two pieces and fell to the ground.
I grass! Watching the target shatter, not only was I stupid, but even Zhang Zhao was stupid, Dolgon was really too stupid.
"Rubbish, all fucking rubbish!"
Dolgon threw down his bow and yelled at the Manchu generals, his face flushed with anger, like an angry Siberian tiger, looking creepy.
"Don't be angry, regent, this is just an ordinary competition, not a fight on the battlefield!"
As soon as Queen Xiaozhuang grabbed his hand, she comforted him, revealing a strong love between her words.
Looking at Xiaozhuang's concerned look, Lao Tzu remembered that many of his Ergon had a leg, and it was said that Shunzhi could become the emperor because she slept with Dolgon, and Dolgon loved her even more. Even Hong Kong TVB's "The Secret History of Xiaozhuang" has performed this deep palace sadomasochism.
But seeing her and Dolgon so affectionate, buddy, I can't help but want to laugh, because Dolgon couldn't have imagined that his most beloved woman was actually slept with by Lao Tzu, hahaha!
I was smiling, and Dolgon said coldly: "King of the Southern Dynasty, the competition is over, let's talk about state affairs!" ”
I immediately suppressed my smile and said, "Good, good, good!" ”
I thought that signing the agreement would take me to a private place like the upper study, but I didn't expect Dolgon to take me directly to the main hall.
After entering the main hall, Dolgon ignored me at all, and instead told the eunuch to call the royal hairdresser.
I didn't know what the position of the royal officer was, so I waited quietly, and soon an old fellow with a wooden box walked in.
Dolgon then said: "The king of the Southern Dynasty, according to the etiquette of my Great Qing Dynasty, anyone who signs an agreement with my Great Qing Dynasty must be easy to obey and shave their hair. That's why I've called the Imperial Officer, I hope you understand! ”
I almost didn't scold at that, he was humiliating me!
The so-called easy shaving meant that I was put on a tartar robe, and at the same time I had to shave my hair off and keep a long braid like a tartar.
You must know that our Han nation has pursued the body hair and skin of the parents since ancient times, hair represents a person's dignity, after the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the Central Plains, there are many Han people who would rather die than shave their hair.
It is precisely because of this that when we watch "The Legend of Deer and Ding", we will find that those people in the rivers and lakes who oppose the restoration of the Qing Dynasty do not have braids.
"What do you mean, Dorgon?" Zhang Zhao, who has always been calm, couldn't help but ask.
Dolgon didn't speak, but Xiaozhuang on the side said: "The state has national laws, and the family has family rules. If you want to form an alliance, you have to find common ground while reserving differences! ”
For a while, the two groups of people were deadlocked, buddy, I lowered my head, and my heart was extremely aggrieved.
But I thought about it, Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch and eventually became a generation of famous generals; The king of Yue Goujian tasted the gall, and finally 3,000 Yue Jia could swallow Wu. Dude, if I don't shave my hair today, Dolgon will definitely not sign an agreement with me, and it is actually nothing for Lao Tzu to suffer a little humiliation for the time being in order to restore the Ming Dynasty.
So I smiled bitterly and said, "The Queen Mother said yes, we must seek common ground while reserving differences." Shave your hair! ”
"Your Majesty, you can't!" Zhang Zhao shouted.
The Hairdresser took out the scissors, cut my hair with a brush, shaved the front of my head into a bright egg, and finally braided a disgusting whip for me.
After shaving his hair, Dorgon immediately said to the eunuch, "Show the letter agreement to the king of the Southern Dynasty!" ”
I took a look at the letter agreement, and it listed four points, which read as follows:
First: In order for the Manchus to send troops to Shanhaiguan, the Ming Dynasty must be a vassal to the Manchus.
Second: cede Zhili, Hebei, Shaanxi, Shandong, Shanxi, and five provinces to the Manchu Qing.
Third: Tribute to the Manchu Qing every year is 50 million taels of silver, 3,000 war horses, and 6,000 zhang of silk.
Fourth: If the Manchu Qing Dynasty entered the Central Plains, the Ming Dynasty must rule with it by dividing the river, not the Northern Expedition.
Seeing the content on the national letter, Lao Tzu gritted his teeth angrily.
I can endure the Manchu courtiers, and I can also endure the cession of the five provinces north of the Yellow River, after all, these lands are not in my hands now, but in the hands of Li Zicheng, and I also believe that it is impossible for the Manchus to defeat Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng.
But if I want to take out so much money to give to the Manchus, Lao Tzu really can't bear it.
You must know that now the treasury of the Ming Dynasty is empty, and the Northern Expedition is the time when the money is used, if this money is taken out, it can be said that it can directly drag the Ming Dynasty to death.
Such a treaty is simply a loss of power and humiliation of the country, comparable to the "Alliance of the Yuanyuan" in the late Northern Song Dynasty.
My hands were trembling with the credentials, and I was entangled in my heart, wondering whether to sign it or not!