Body 199 Operation Decapitation
"Andy, roast my buns."
"Andy, I've told you several times, add more salt."
"Andy, my cake is baked."
At night, the Dark Wolf rode and set up camp. In the past, they would only eat steamed buns with clear water, but since Xiao Can came, the kind of thing that faded out of the bird could no longer be swallowed.
This "Andy" seems to be the elf of food, and any ingredient can be rejuvenated by his skillful hands. Even the most ordinary steamed buns, grilled on the fire and sprinkled with some condiments, have become mouth-watering delicacies.
Sang Shi originally didn't eat much, but tonight he ate three steamed buns in one go, and the more he looked at Xiao Can, the more satisfied he became, and he secretly decided to keep this talent.
In the future, when marching and fighting, take him with you, and you will no longer have to worry about the food not fitting out.
"The warriors of the Immortal Heaven have not yet expelled the Tang thief, have they sunk into comfort and enjoyment!" Sang Shi shouted angrily, roaring so that a group of wolf riders were ashamed, and then his face turned a little pale, and he said to Yun Mianmian: "Mianmian girl, I can baptize you in the teachings tonight, do you want to listen to the teachings?" ”
In normal times, she would definitely nod her head excitedly. But after Xiao Can's round of sweet bombardment during the day, this chick's eyes are always staring at the figure by the bonfire, as if as long as she is with Xiao Can, she will be extremely happy every minute and every second.
Sang Shi saw her hesitation, frowned, and said, "Mianmian girl, if a believer in the Holy Sect is not sincere and sincere, he is not worthy of becoming the most pious warrior in the Immortal Heaven. ”
Yun Mianmian was shocked when she heard this, so she reluctantly got up and saluted, and said, "Mianmian is willing to listen to the teachings, please calm the anger." ”
Sang Shi was satisfied, and took Yun Mianmian to the distance, sitting on the ground under the shadow of the moon, pointing to the sky from time to time, and then to the earth for a while, needless to say, he was naturally seriously bragging.
Xiao Can watched the two go away, and muttered secretly in his heart: This little milk dog is so attentive to Mianmian, could it be that he has taken a fancy to her?
Most of the women in the Western Regions are malnourished, and there are only a handful of delicate and delicate people like Yun Mianmian, and this little milk dog looks like it is the age of spring's heartbeat, which is very likely.
The more Xiao Can thought about it, the more angry he became, his face was stinky, he broke a piece of wood, and muttered: "Even Lao Tzu's girl dares to soak, and you will regret being a man tonight!" ”
After a few words of scolding, he began to look up at the sky. The ingredients for Sang Shi's share of sweat medicine must be about to work.
Sure enough, it didn't take long to see Sang Shi under the moon shadow yawning twice from time to time, rubbing his eyes, and looking extremely tired. Not only him, but the soldiers were also tired, hurrying under the scorching sun, even if their will was strong enough.
"I'm so sleepy, big brothers, eat slowly, I'll go to sleep first."
In order not to make people suspicious, Xiao Can was the first to lie on the sand and fall asleep. As soon as he lay down like this, the drowsiness quickly spread, and the Dark Wolf Riders only felt that their upper and lower eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and one by one they pillowed on the soft belly of the giant wolf, and soon began to snore.
After most of them fell asleep, Yun Mianmian came to Xiao Can's side again, and very thoughtfully took out a piece of clothing from his bag and gently covered him, and then lay down contentedly. It's just that this subtle movement didn't escape Sang Shi's eyes. He watched all this from afar, and a trace of anger flashed in his long narrow eyes, but sleepiness hit him like a tide, so that he couldn't care about being angry at the moment, and sat cross-legged depressed.
In the dead of night, snoring was everywhere.
A group of dark wolves lay on the ground on a staggered ride, and the strong smell of foxes wafted everywhere. The men seemed to be so tired that even the wolf cavalry in charge of the night vigil forgot their duties and dozed off with their weapons.
In the still picture, a figure suddenly raised its head, and the thief looked around, and after confirming that there was no danger, he cautiously got up.
The decapitation operation begins!
Xiao Can's eyes were shining, and he was very cautious about the movements around him. As soon as he took two steps out, a wolf cavalryman sat up suddenly, so frightened that he hurriedly lay on the sand, as if he was uncomfortable sleeping and changed his position.
The wolf cavalry furrowed his mouth and lay back softly, for it was just a dream.
"Jin, your mother, I'm scared to death!"
Xiao Can's heart was pounding, and he also said that he wanted to die before he left the school. Alas, this kind of work as an agent is really not something that everyone can do.
The surroundings fell silent again, and Xiao Can began to act again.
The dark wolf riding posture is very traditional, all lying flat on the ground, only Sang Shi and the two Loulan generals sit cross-legged, and even sleep to pursue a little force, which is very easy to identify.
Xiao Can had a long memory this time, and crawled forward on the sand, only a few energetic giant wolves were still staring at him, and his green eyes were full of curiosity, as if he was judging when the guy who cooked at night became a lizard.
Puppets are also people, and everyone needs to rest.
The two warriors of Dragon Tu and Ancient Furnace were breathing evenly with their eyes closed, as if they were asleep, and they didn't know if they would flash the past fragments in their dreams. But when Xiao Can was far away, the ears of the two moved at the same time, and they suddenly opened their eyes!
Xiao Can was so frightened that the little bird trembled, and secretly exclaimed pity.
He was still thinking about the risk of waking up the two of them just now, since everyone was asleep, should he kill Sang Shi with his own hands? Before the conspiracy could take shape, the two big men woke up.
I had no choice but to go according to the original plan.
Xiao Can smiled kindly and said in a low voice: "Hehe, good evening to the two eldest brothers." ”
The two of them were vigilant, and their eyes were full of murderous intent.
Every time before going to bed, Sang Shi gave them only one instruction: to kill anyone who tried to disadvantage him, and this guy in front of him had obviously broken into the forbidden land.
Xiao Can smiled and waved his hand, indicating that he was not holding a weapon. He didn't know how evil the puppetry was, and whether he could create miracles like last time, so he didn't dare to reveal his identity straight to the point, and said with a smile: "The two eldest brothers don't look like those people, look at this outfit...... From Loulan? ”
Loulan, homeland, hometown, relatives.
If you want to help someone who has fallen into a demon obstacle to break through the shackles, you have to use the things that the other party cares about most in the depths of their hearts as medicine, and the revival of the cat slash makes Xiao Can convinced of this.
It's a pity that the eyes of Long Tu and Gu Lu have not changed in the slightest, and they are still vigilant, staring at the uninvited guests in front of them without blinking.
Xiao Can waved his hand and said, "Don't be nervous, I can't sleep for a long night, just chat with the two of you." I heard a friend from the Far West say that Loulan has been miserable lately, the city gate has been breached by the enemy, the beautiful city has been burned to the ground, the old people and children have been killed, the men have been taken to work as coolies, and the women have been sold to become prostitutes. Female, I don't know if it's true? ”
Long Tu and Gu Lu's eyes blinked, and their indifferent expressions proved that they were not bewitched by Xiao Can.
At the beginning, Cat Slash and Aspar were first controlled by Sarando's pupil technique, and then they began to struggle under the dual offensive of language and situation, and the two in front of them took a longer time to move, and it seemed that it was difficult for them to wake up with just two sentences, and things were a bit tricky.
Something more exciting.
Xiao Can sighed with a heavy heart, pondered for a while, and slowly lay on the sand, ripped off his clothes and exposed his shoulders, imitating the insulted girl and said: "Beast, don't come, don't, don't~~"
Last night, he got up and explained solemnly: "The girl from Loulan just now, and the next one is Loulan's uncle." ”
As he spoke, he patted the sand and stood up, hunched over and took several steps back, and said with a panicked face: "The old man is old, can he spare the old man's life-ah~~~"
After learning the old man, he innocently blinked and looked at the diagonal front, as if there was a fierce butcher standing there: "Shu Xiao, is my mother asleep?" No matter how people call it, they can't wake it up, what are you doing with a knife, do you want to make food for others? ”
The two generals were stunned, as if two spectators, silently enjoying Xiao Can's performance.
He knelt down and pleaded bitterly for a while, and for a while he raised his head and looked unyielding, and he imitated all the forms of living beings by himself, until he was tired and panting, and then asked again: "Two big brothers, my friend told me that those innocent people in Loulan died like this. ”
It is undeniable that Xiao Can's acting skills are superb, and if Sarandor is present, he will definitely shed tears of pain. It's a pity that the two generals don't have a lot of emotions, but two indifferent puppets.
Their eyes were still flat, and the hand holding the knife never let go for a moment.
Your mother, Lao Tzu acted so hard, he would die if he responded!
Xiao Can roared in his heart, and sighed secretly in his heart: It seems that ordinary means can't awaken the memories of these two people at all, it's time to make some surprises.
The biggest mission of the four generals is to protect Sarando, and what really freed the cat from the shackles was his intention to disobey Sarando. But right now, Sang Shi is on the side, if he still can't save the two of them by using a big killing move, but makes Sang Shi feel emotional, then he will really die.
However, the opportunity to face the two is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and if I miss this time, I don't know if there will be another chance in the future. Xiao Can was at war with heaven and man in his heart, and after thinking about it again and again, he finally turned his heart sideways and said in a deep voice: "Two generals, Princess Sarandor is very dangerous now!" ”
Hearing the name "Sarando", the eyes of the Dragon Slayer and the Ancient Furnace finally changed. It's a pity that it's not a struggle, but a chilling light!
"Choke!"
The blade is out of the sheath and straight to the throat!
Xiao Can's color changed, and he never thought that the killer feature not only did not have a miraculous effect, but caused a killing disaster for himself.
At the critical juncture, a shadow came with the wind, blocking between Xiao Can and the two, and the crescent-like scimitar slanted the blade, wiping two dazzling sparks in the dark night.
"Bell!"
The sound of gold and iron resounded through the cold night.
As the pioneer of the Demon Sect, Yun Mianmian has lived a life of today and no tomorrow in Dima City, and has already practiced the kung fu of opening Feng Yin's eyes, so when Xiao Can got up, she had already woken up.
She thought that Xiao Can was just going to relieve herself, but who knew that this guy didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he cried and jumped at the two generals, as if he was provoking. Sure enough, the temper tantrums of the two of them were ignited.
"The two of you, it's just a misunderstanding, please be merciful."
Yun Mianmian stood in front of Xiao Can, and explained with a solemn face.
"No, it's not a misunderstanding."
An indifferent voice came, causing both of them to shake at the same time. Turning his head to look, he saw that Sang Shi woke up at some point, and his gloomy face was like a rolling dark cloud.