Yang Xiaoshan, male, ordinary appearance, ordinary height, born in an ordinary worker's family, grew up in a fourth-tier small city, has a little bit of cleverness, graduated from the law department of a third-rate university. During college, he basically played online games, barely graduated from college, and he never fell in love in his twenties, and the emotional world was blank.

Anyone who studies law knows that even if you graduate from a law university, you cannot become a practicing lawyer if you do not pass the bar exam. According to Yang Xiaoshan's current strength, it is basically impossible to pass the judicial examination, so there are not many options in front of him.

Going to a law firm as an assistant? Most of the local law firms are two-person or three-person partnerships, and it is impossible to support idlers, and people without work experience will not want it. Unless you can pull resources for the firm, in layman's terms, it is to pull alive and bring business. Yang Xiaoshan's ordinary family background is impossible to have that connection, so he can't go through the road of law firm.

Working in the legal department of a company? Yang Xiaoshan does not have that qualification, and those who take this path are usually converted from practicing lawyers with a certain number of years of work, mainly responsible for labor disputes, economic contracts, legal documents, etc. Even if the legal specialist with the lowest position does not require work experience, but there are certain requirements for the professional colleges he graduated from, Yang Xiaoshan has no confidence in the university he graduated from.

Going to work as a clerk in a corporate office? This is one of the few professions that can still catch up with Yang Xiaoshan's major, this road seems to be easy, and the requirements are not too high, but such careers often give preference to girls, and in the end, they are usually selected with a bit of family background and relationships. This is the case in small cities, not to mention civil servants, employees of public institutions, or ordinary private enterprises, which do not require high skills and have slightly better conditions in the office.

Someone asked Yang Xiaoshan why he didn't go to the big city to break in, it was because Yang Xiaoshan had a house in the suburbs of the local city, more than 80 square meters, two bedrooms and one living room, which was still thanks to his grandparents. The old house of the ancestors was finally demolished, demolished one and returned three, the grandparents lived in one by themselves, the uncle's family had one, and their own family got one. The parents lived in this new house with themselves, and the old house that the parents had divided into their previous units rented out, and the rented money was saved by the mother for Yang Xiaoshan to get married in the future. Of course, Yang Xiaoshan does not have a stable job now, and there is no way to talk about marriage.

After hitting a wall for a while, Yang Xiaoshan became unemployed after graduation and became an unemployed vagrant, but fortunately he was quite passable at home, so he gnawed at home and became a "family squat". This gnawing is three years, during which Yang Xiaoshan also did some work intermittently under the persecution of his parents.

To be honest, Yang Xiaoshan is not a master and a low-level master, he can't be a white-collar worker, and Yang Xiaoshan also went to the factory to work as a worker.

Most of the factories in small cities are small private enterprises, and they are also low-skilled labor-intensive. The boss earns the hard-earned money of the workers, not to mention the hard work, not to mention the benefits. Don't even think about double holidays, and there are very few single holidays. I had to start as an apprentice, and it was a three-shift system, and I had to work a week of night shifts every month. Not to mention the hard work, the salary is very low, and there is no five insurances and one housing fund. Such small enterprises are particularly strictly managed, deducting wages for being late, deducting wages for not working overtime, and deducting wages if they do not do well, and they can only earn money every month. It's all that's fine, what's worse is that a lot of work is still harmful to the body, and Yang Xiaoshan can't bear that hardship.

Therefore, online games have become Yang Xiaoshan's only spiritual sustenance, and only when he plays games does he feel that he is still alive, but once he is free, he always can't get rid of anxiety. He was anxious about his future life, and he felt sorry for raising his parents so much. When I was in school, I always thought that I was the master of this world, and I longed to have this world, and even transform this world, but now Yang Xiaoshan feels that he has been abandoned by the world, this world does not need him at all, and how insignificant he is.

It was late at night, and after fighting in League of Legends for a long time, Yang Xiaoshan turned off the computer and prepared to fall asleep. Anxiety rose up in his heart and tormented him. Tossing and turning, turning over and over, Yang Xiaoshan couldn't sleep, lifted the quilt, got out of bed, put on slippers, and walked to the window. It's Mayday, and it's already a bit hot. He pushed all the windows that were half-open open and looked at the sky quietly.

It's rare to be the fifteenth moon, big and round, the moon can be perfect for so many days every month, and what about yourself? Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoshan's heart was sour again. Worship God, Yang Xiaoshan suddenly had such a thought in his heart, people are always looking forward to believing something when they are in a desperate situation, so he closed his eyes, folded his hands, knelt in front of the bed, and silently read in his heart: "God, I really don't want to be like this, please give me a rich and wonderful life, please!" Kneel and beg! ”

God is very busy, there are so many prayers in the world waiting for him to deal with, maybe Yang Xiaoshan is really lucky, his prayer was heard by God.

A gust of wind hit for no reason, the moon seemed to blink, the moonlight suddenly flashed, and a mysterious light shot directly above Yang Xiaoshan's head, and then rushed down from his head like a waterfall and then wrapped his whole body, so a miracle appeared。。。。。。

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When Yang Xiaoshan opened his eyes again, everything was like a lifetime, and he didn't know what was going on. Yang Xiaoshan asked silently in his heart, "Where is this?" "It's not my room.

When he was fully conscious, a sore pain in his lower back hit, Yang Xiaoshan almost cried out in pain, and then looked closely, this is a small cave, and he is lying on a "bed" made of a pile of hay, he should have been lying for a long time. From the chaimen in front of the cave, it can be seen that this should be regarded as his "home". This house is full of shabby things, and there is nothing that looks decent, and it is a real "family with four walls".

Yang Xiaoshan endured the pain and held on to the wall, slowly stood up, and inadvertently saw his protruding collarbone out of the corner of his eye, startled, daring to feel that this body was not his own. He touched his face, and then touched his body, and it was really skinny. Suddenly, he suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly opened his pants to look down, fortunately, he was still a man, although the hair on it was a little sparse, and his body was not fully developed, so there was still a guy who was easy to use, in case he became a woman, he really didn't dare to accept it.

Yang Xiaoshan pondered that he should have crossed over, and settled down to start sorting out the memories of this body. The former owner of this body, also called Yang Xiaoshan, is just 15 years old this year, and he is a more tragic master than himself, his parents are sharecroppers, and his family is poor. When he was 12 years old, his hometown was flooded, and he fled here, his parents were sick and died, and he was lonely, but fortunately he was taken up to the mountain by a kind man Lao Liutou to do charcoal burning, and the old Liutou died of illness two years ago, and he became an orphan completely.

From his unique braid, Yang Xiaoshan felt that it should be the Qing Dynasty now, but it was unknown what era it was in the Qing Dynasty. Yang Xiaoshan scratched his ears and cheeks, this is the top priority, and now it seems that his only advantage is the little historical knowledge he learned in junior high and high school. It's a pity that this orphan Yang Xiaoshan knows almost nothing about the outside world, and his brain is stupid and he hasn't read a book for a day, and his mind is only thinking about burning charcoal to save money to marry a daughter-in-law, and everything else is muddy and clueless.

"Brother Xiaoshan, you're awake!" Suddenly, a crisp voice came from the corner of the wall.

Yang Xiaoshan was startled, and following the prestige, it turned out to be a "thin monkey". It turned out that the thin monkey in Yang Xiaoshan's memory was his sworn little brother, one year younger than himself, a native of the next county, it is said that his parents died, and he was also an orphan. Half a year ago, because his body was too thin, everyone called him a thin monkey. The thin monkey has little strength, others think he is a drag, and no one wants to take him, only Yang Xiaoshan sympathizes with him and leads him to burn charcoal together in the smallest charcoal cave on the mountain.

Although the thin monkey has little strength, but the person is still very diligent, Yang Xiaoshan is chopping wood on the mountain, and the thin monkey is responsible for burning charcoal in the cave, and the two cooperate relatively happily. Because they were all orphans, they got along quite well, so they worshiped each other and took care of each other. But there is one thing that Yang Xiaoshan doesn't understand, the thin monkey is a little weird in his memory, but he doesn't know where the weirdness is.

"Thin monkey, what year is the Qing Dynasty now?" Yang Xiaoshan couldn't think about where the thin monkey was weird, and hurriedly asked the question he was most concerned about.

"Brother Xiaoshan, what are you talking about, I don't understand." The thin monkey stood up and said with a puzzled expression.

"I'm asking which emperor is sitting in the world now?" Yang Xiaoshan also realized that his words were a bit raw, so he changed his words.

"I don't know very well, but in the first month of this year, I heard the old shopkeeper who collected charcoal at the foot of the mountain say that the new emperor had just ascended the throne and wanted to give amnesty to the world, what did it seem to be called。。。。。。 Xianfeng, that's right! The thin monkey replied after scratching his head, trying to remember.

"Xianfeng? This is the late Qing Dynasty, the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, the burning of the Old Summer Palace, and the usurpation of the throne by Cixi. Yang Xiaoshan had such several events popping up in his mind in a row, this is a big chaotic era. Fortunately, Yang Xiaoshan still understands these major events, within the scope of his limited historical knowledge.

"Brother Xiaoshan, what's wrong with you?" The thin monkey looked at the strange expression on Yang Xiaoshan's face, and was a little flustered, "Brother Xiaoshan, Mr. Feng called everyone away, saying that he was going to do something big, should we go?" ”

"Mr. Feng? Is it called Feng Yunshan? Yang Xiaoshan was so excited that he grabbed the thin monkey's shoulder. He still knows Feng Yunshan, the southern king of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, and this is the main leader of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.

"I don't know, everyone calls him Mr. Feng, he is Mr. Private School in Shanxia County, and he goes up the mountain to preach to everyone in his free time, saying that there is God in heaven, it is our Heavenly Father, he is omnipotent, as long as you believe in him, you will have a good life, and I don't understand the rest." The skinny monkey knew that Xiaoshan was a man who only knew how to work with his head bored, and he rarely cared about other things, and never went to missionary activities.

"Worship God!" It seems that Feng Yunshan must be sure, in his memory this is Bauhinia Mountain in Guiping County, he is a refugee from a foreign country who doesn't know much about the situation here, whether this is the location of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom uprising, Yang Xiaoshan is still unsure.

"Skinny Monkey, do we have a place called Kaneda here?"

"Yes, the village in the mountain pass is called Jintian Village, Brother Xiaoshan, why are you asking this?" The thin monkey is becoming more and more unable to understand this brother beside him, Yang Xiaoshan couldn't beat a fart with three sticks in the past, he was very bored, and he said very little. Two days ago, Yang Xiaoshan was taking charcoal in the kiln cave, and was choked by the thick smoke and fainted for two days. After waking up, it was like a different person who asked this and that, and he was much more energetic.

"Jintian Uprising!" These four big words popped out of Yang Xiaoshan's heart, that's right, the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom started here.

Yang Xiaoshan's heart was much more down-to-earth all of a sudden, the time and place were determined, and he knew a little bit about the direction of the later part of this era, this was his golden finger. As an otaku in the 21st century, he is completely incomprehensible to the Four Books and Five Classics, and there is no hope for the imperial examination. He doesn't have a strong body now, he doesn't have any fighting skills, and he can't follow the path of martial arts. Destitute and without any social status, it is even more difficult to get ahead. But it doesn't matter, relying on his golden finger to understand the future direction, he can stand in line in advance. This is like trading stocks, as long as you buy potential stocks in advance before they explode, you can rise and let the stocks make money for you. Especially in the turbulent era of Xianfeng, the environment of the times is one after another, and various forces are growing and disappearing, so they have the opportunity to fish in troubled waters and profit from it.

"Thin monkey, you quickly take out all the food you eat, and after eating, we will go down the mountain to chase Mr. Feng." Yang Xiaoshan's heart settled down, the whole person relaxed, and then he felt a strong sense of hunger attacking, he was growing his body at this time, Yang Xiaoshan was reluctant to eat and drink before, and the work was so heavy, can the body not be weak? He was not fainted by smoke, but fainted by hunger. The body is the capital of the revolution, and you can't treat your stomach badly if you don't treat anything.

Hearing Yang Xiaoshan shouting that he was hungry, the thin monkey hurriedly opened the firewood door, went to his room next door, and took out a large bowl of boiled sweet potatoes and brought it to Xiaoshan. "It's a little cold, is it enough, not enough for me to cook some more."

Yang Xiaoshan was really hungry, so he picked up one in one hand, opened the bow left and right, and gobbled it up. Because I ate too fast, I coughed and almost choked.

"Brother Xiaoshan, eat slowly, don't choke." The thin monkey hurriedly patted him on the back.

"Skinny Monkey, you're so interesting, everyone else has run away, so you stay and take care of me." Yang Xiaoshan noticed that the thin monkey had some dark circles under his eyes, and he was also haggard, and he was very moved.

The thin monkey's face turned red, but he quickly covered up the past, and changed the topic: "Brother Xiaoshan, you don't seem to be the same as before, you haven't been so good at talking before." ”

Yang Xiaoshan also knew that he had already crossed over, and in this body was the soul of a third-rate university graduate in the 21st world, which must be very different from the original Yang Xiaoshan, and the difference would become bigger and bigger in the future, how to explain this situation to others.

"Skinny monkey, do you know, after I fainted, I dreamed of the God of the Father you said, and the Father patted me on the head twice, and I felt that I suddenly became enlightened and became much smarter." Yang Xiaoshan was in a hurry, and he could only find such a lame excuse to prevaricate first.

"Brother Xiaoshan, you are so lucky." The thin monkey looked envious, most people in this era believe in people very much, and they are simple, not to mention that the charcoal burners in Bauhinia Mountain are basically worshippers of God now, and they have long been surprised by God's various magical powers.

"Good brother, if I am developed in the future, let's eat delicacies from the mountains and seas together, wear silk and satin, live in a big house, and help you marry a few more wives." Yang Xiaoshan didn't write empty checks, he really thought this little brother was good.

"I don't want a wife... The thin monkey was very happy at first, until Yang Xiaoshan muttered in his heart when he said something about marrying a wife. While muttering, the thin monkey suddenly had a cramping pain in his stomach, and with an oops, he squatted down holding his stomach.

"What's wrong?" Yang Xiaoshan said with concern.

"Nothing." The skinny monkey's face was crimson, but his stomach hurt even more.

"Come here, show me." Yang Xiaoshan pulled the thin monkey over, and the thin monkey was really light.

It didn't matter if he pulled it, Yang Xiaoshan suddenly found that a touch of red actually appeared in the crotch of the thin monkey, although the thin monkey was wearing dark blue coarse cloth pants, but it still couldn't hide the embarrassing red. I didn't know for a while, Yang Xiaoshan was stunned, his mouth opened, and he didn't know what to say.

The thin monkey also noticed Yang Xiaoshan's strange appearance, followed his eyes and looked down at him, "Oops" He shouted, and hurriedly blocked it with his hand, and defended in his mouth: "I。。。。。。 My ass is broken. ”

"You're a woman!" Yang Xiaoshan's mouth opened so wide, no wonder that Xiaoshan felt that the thin monkey was strange in his memory, it turned out that he was not him, it was her! "Okay, you actually hide from me for so long, and still be my brother?"

"You haven't asked me how dangerous it is in the mountains for a girl to not dress up as a man." The thin monkey felt aggrieved in his heart, and what he said was also the truth.

"But I never avoided you when I took a shower, and pee!" Yang Xiaoshan felt that he was at a loss when he thought of this, his body was completely looked at by a woman, although it happened before, but after all, this body belongs to him now.

"I didn't peek, you showed it yourself, it's none of my business." Thinking of Yang Xiaoshan's words in front of him many times, the thin monkey's face turned red again.

"Who the hell are you? What's it called, who? How did you go up the mountain and become a charcoal burner? Yang Xiaoshan asked.

"I, my name is Su Qiaomei, a native of Pingnan County next door, my father married my stepmother after my mother died of illness, and then my father also died of illness, my stepmother thought I was burdensome, I ate and drank for nothing at home, and wanted to sell me to the kiln, I ran out as soon as I was afraid, but I had no other relatives to take refuge into, and I went up the mountain to do charcoal burners in desperation. Woowoo。。。。。。 Su Qiaomei thought back to her tragic life experience and cried.

"Okay, stop crying, everything will be fine." Yang Xiaoshan didn't know how to comfort the crying girl, he didn't have this experience.

Su Qiaomei gently wiped her tears with her sleeve, and looked at Yang Xiaoshan carefully, it was still the same national face, or those two thick eyebrows, but the temperament of the whole person had completely changed, I always felt that he was stupid and stupid before, how did he become so confident now, and he would care about people, which made her unconsciously have a sense of trust.

Su Qiaomei's heart jumped suddenly, and her face was hot. She couldn't imagine that she would have a strong affection for the brother in front of her in an instant. She hurriedly turned her back, "I'll go and cook a few more sweet potatoes for you." ”