330 The little kid is hideous
The purpose of this chat group is to listen to more voices from outside. If there are all kinds of restrictions on speech, and you are not allowed to say that you are dissatisfied with the government, how can Emperor Chongzhen know the opinions of the outside world!
Therefore, at least in the chat group, as long as you don't get involved in pornography and don't get involved, it's casual.
However, after the little kid scolded "dog official", he was silent and did not say anything more. This aroused a trace of interest in Emperor Chongzhen, so he asked: "Little boy, you scold me for being a dog official, do you know who I am?" Also, why do you scold, have you encountered anything, if you have anything to say, just listen to it, I won't ban and kick you because of this! ”
Those people in the group who knew the identities of Pudu sentient beings, when they heard this, they all secretly said, this is the emperor, if you want to know, I will scare you to death!
There is a conversation with the participation of the group owner, but the people in the group did not swipe the screen. Or other people are also a little curious, why did Zhang Dingguo scold the dog official, is he ignorant or bold at a young age?
"Scolding is scolding, do you think I'm afraid of you? Hehe, I've already learned Chinese characters, I'm afraid of you kicking it! Zhang Dingguo really replied.
Emperor Chongzhen can imagine that if they meet, it is estimated that a little kid will stand in front of him, proudly pointing his finger at himself and talking, with a kind of fearlessness and a hint of provocation on his face.
Thinking like this, he felt a little funny in his heart, this little kid thought that the main benefit of the chat group was to learn Chinese characters. When he was about to say something, Zhang Dingguo spoke again: "Also, don't call me a little brat, I have all been on the battlefield to kill people, do you have it, do you dare, hehe......"
No one in the group expected that the group leader would be ridiculed and despised by a little kid. At this moment, they all felt a little funny, and the interest in watching the play was even stronger. Of course, they were also a little surprised, was this kid telling the truth?
Emperor Chongzhen was also stunned when he heard this, he had ever killed someone on the battlefield when he was only eleven years old? Is this child labor in the military? Which army actually used children to replace empty salaries?
At this moment, Hauge spoke: "Yes, my golden man is as big as you, and he is also going to kill people to practice his courage!" ”
"Get out, you damn tartar!" Unexpectedly, the little kid didn't fake Hauge and scolded Hauge.
When Hauge heard this, he immediately became angry, and immediately replied: "You dare to be rude to Ben Belle at such a young age, believe it or not, Ben Belle screwed your head off with one hand?" ”
"Little brat, hurry up and apologize to Lord Baylor!" Qian Fugui also said. He wasn't afraid of Pudu sentient beings kicking him, after all, the two had an agreement in private, if he didn't smack Hauge on the surface and didn't show his role as a pug in the chat group, then he would basically be useless.
Generally speaking, one of the main ways for adults to treat children is to scare them. And this trick often works.
But that Zhang Dingguo was not stunned at all, and immediately responded: "Lord Bei Bird, it's a fart, dare to come to my Qin Land to try, I will cut off your head as a urinal!" ”
The people in the "......" group were speechless, this little kid didn't seem to be an ordinary little kid, and it was speculated from his speech that he might have killed someone.
As soon as Emperor Chongzhen heard about Qin Di, he realized something in his heart and immediately asked, "You won't be a rebel, right?" ”
"What's wrong with the rebellion? Do you starve to death at home? The little kid immediately responded, "If my stepfather hadn't taken us in, I would have starved to death." Dog officials, dog squires, they can't die well! ”
Hearing this, it is basically certain that this little kid is really one of the thieves who rebelled in Qindi, if Emperor Chongzhen didn't reprimand the Xuzi just now, everyone else would have to reprimand Zhang Dingguo.
Emperor Chongzhen frowned when he heard this, and asked, "I heard that the imperial court has issued an order for disaster relief and the construction of water conservancy facilities in Qindi. For those who can't survive, they are also mainly appeased, you ......"
"Liar, my father-in-law said, it's all a lie!" Zhang Dingguo immediately responded, "If the imperial court has such a good heart, what did you do in the first two years?" It's definitely fake! Jianyu is not a thing, I know that there is trouble in Liaodong, otherwise we would not be like this! ”
It turned out that he didn't have a good impression of Jianyu because of this. Speaking of which, it's true. But he's a little kid, can he have this kind of insight? Emperor Chongzhen thought in his heart, so he asked him: "Who is your father-in-law, and what he told you?" ”
"What, you want to tell the court and let someone you know in the court arrest us?" Zhang Dingguo was very vigilant and immediately asked, but then he said, "Hehe, we are not afraid of the imperial court!" Listen, my father-in-law is famous! I'm not afraid to scare you by saying it! ”
When the storyteller of Sihailou heard this, he was sure in his heart that this little guy must have heard the storytelling.
"Tell me, see if I can be scared!" Emperor Chongzhen was a little amused and immediately responded.
When Zhang Dingguo saw it, he immediately said: "My father-in-law is the Eight Kings, one of the commanders of the Thirty-six Righteous Army, and he has countless soldiers and horses. ”
Hehe, this little kid is really a little kid, it seems that he has never seen the world, is Mizhi County very big? But there is some more information from this.
Emperor Chongzhen thought so, and was about to ask again, but saw Zhang Dingguo speak again: "My father-in-law is back, I will go and hear what news there is, it is best to destroy the dog official King Hongyan." ”
After finishing speaking, Zhang Dingguo withdrew directly from the chat group, ran out of a small house, followed behind the other three children, and said hello loudly to a slender yellow-faced man.
This slender and yellow-faced man is naturally his father-in-law, Zhang Xianzhong, who is known as the Eight Kings. He actually adopted a large number of orphans who had no father and mother, of course, he had to be able to act, after all, he did not run a kindergarten. When these children grow up, they will be the most loyal people under him.
At this time, he looked at the four most outstanding among the orphans to greet him, and he was also happy in his heart, so he touched their heads one by one and said, "How is it, how many words do you know?" ”
As soon as they heard this, the other three children all looked at Zhang Dingguo, and they were not without jealousy. I don't know what happened to him, but suddenly, as if he had the help of a god, he knew those words one by one.
When Zhang Dingguo saw them looking at him, he said modestly: "Although the children know how to read, they can't write yet, and the words they write are 108,000 miles different from their father-in-law!" ”
Zhang Xianzhong was also very surprised by Zhang Dingguo's situation, and he couldn't understand how to open up all of a sudden. Well, even if you open your mind, it's not so powerful, is it? But if you don't understand it, you can't understand it, as long as you know that this child does know how to read.
He touched Zhang Dingguo's head and said: "If you can't write well, you can practice, and if you write too much, you will naturally write well." But there's no time for you to practice calligraphy right now, so we're ready to go! ”
When the four children heard this, they were taken aback, and Zhang Dingguo asked: "Father-in-law, is the leader of the king going to take us to fight the dog officer?" ”