Chapter 243: Little Monkey's Monkey Play
"One, two, three...... Throw it away! ”
With such a voice, the two housekeepers threw the thin young man who was holding their arms with both hands out of the door. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info just when the pedestrians on the side of the road thought that the little guy would fall into the mud, or put his feet on all fours, but he didn't want to do the thin boy and had room to flip in the air, and then fell to the ground steadily.
But as soon as he stood firm, he immediately turned around and jumped to his feet and scolded: "Bullying people, dogs look down on people, won't I eat a little more of you?" Actually threw me out......"
The little monkey was obviously not very good at scolding, and his face turned red with anger at this time, but he didn't say any dirty words.
Obviously, although the Iron Cavalry Association is now in decline, Peng Ming has trained the closed disciples quite well.
The little monkey only scolded a few words, and then he was completely out of words, and could only jump in anger there.
"Eat a little more? You touch your stomach and are embarrassed to say that you eat a little more? When did you come before, didn't the Ninth Prince let you eat and drink, and by the way, he even sent a car to take you back? If you want to blame this time, blame your master, who made him ignorant and sent such a letter, it's no wonder that my ninth son is not angry! ”
Seeing that after the family scolded, he slammed the door shut, and the little monkey turned around with hatred, but his head drooped unconsciously. When he got out of the alley in front of Yuefu, he walked casually and found a direction, and then walked aimlessly, and when he raised his head again, he found that he was standing in a place he didn't know at all.
The boy scratched his head and looked around, when he suddenly heard his stomach rumble loudly, and he staggered forward with the aroma in the air. When he came to a small restaurant with a century-old shop, he opened his head and poked his head for a while, and when he saw a young man coming out to drive people out with a tiger face, he dug it out vigorously in his arms, and finally found a silver coin.
"Can this be used as money for food?"
The young man was frowning, but someone behind him pushed him away, but the shopkeeper drove him out with a smile. He took the silver coin from the little monkey's hand, threw it to test the weight, and then put it in his mouth and bit it, and after spitting it out, his face was already smiling: "Of course, the little boy can order whatever he likes!" ”
He hesitated for a moment, but finally added a few more words: "There is still money to find!" ”
The little monkey's eyes lit up, and he said without thinking: "Don't look for it, anyway, it's someone else's lottery head, just eat it, there will be no store in this village!" Just serve all the delicious food, and you'll get the rest! ”
It's for you, not for rewarding you, which completely exposes that the little monkey has nothing to do with the circle of non-rich and expensive people in Jinling City, and the origin of this silver coin is suspicious. But for the shopkeeper, it's good to have money, and nothing else cares. His heart fell, and he hurriedly sent the little man to take the little monkey to a good seat inside, and sent all kinds of specialty drinks and dishes to the small shop.
But after the food was served, the young man was almost stunned.
No matter what kind of dish is served, whether it is meat or vegetarian, dim sum, hot or cold, the plate will be empty in an instant...... This thin boy can eat so much! In the end, with the support of the shopkeeper, he gave the little monkey a pot of the old wine brewed in the store.
"Uh, it's spicy!" The little monkey squirted out almost all of them after only one sip, and his face showed an undisguised bitterness, "It turns out that this thing is so unpleasant, it's like horse urine!" ”
Several guests who followed the little monkey into the restaurant let out a good-natured laugh, and a single table diner even slapped the table and said: "What kind of wine do you drink at a young age, it is better to give it to the uncle, this is the best use of the wine." ”
The little monkey hesitated for a moment, took a sip again, but was choked and coughed again, and finally put the wine glass down directly, and motioned for the young man to take the wine jug and give it to others. He didn't care about the few unexpected diners rushing to drink, and continued to sweep the food until the young man smiled again and brought a pot of clear rice wine, and he took a sip of it, and then he was satisfied.
I didn't feel this sweet rice wine at first, but I had a lot of stamina, and the little monkey was greedy for the sweetness, so he drank two pots in one go, and when he eliminated a few large dishes, he finally drank himself so red that he couldn't sit steadily, and finally simply sat down and handed it over. Seeing this scene, a few diners who had just drunk his wine had to come over and hurriedly helped him to sit down.
Someone touched his burning face, and couldn't help but say, "This little guy can't drink and is desperately pouring rice wine...... The shopkeeper is not kind, the wine is sweet, but how can you give children more drink. ”
Before the sneering shopkeeper could speak, the little monkey shook his hand suddenly: "I'm not a child!" ”
As if it was this complaint that opened the conversation, he slapped the table and began to yell.
"The Iron Cavalry Club has become like this, the master is still old-fashioned, the Yue Jiu Gongzi wanted to accept me into the Wuying Pavilion, he asked me to send a letter, I thought he agreed, who knew that he turned his face with someone, and I was kicked out!"
Thinking that he had just been thrown out of the gate of Yuefu, the little monkey suddenly snorted and cried, and finally simply sat on the ground with his buttocks, and just lay on his knees and sobbed.
Although he only said this little, as long as there are people with brains, from those few titles, they have roughly judged the origin of the little guy, and for a while he just received the silver coin, and he felt that the shopkeeper who had made a lot of money couldn't help but regret it.
Therefore, when two drunken diners volunteered to send them back, the shopkeeper sent them out almost as if they were sending them off. Especially when he heard that the little monkey was still scolding Yue Qianqiu when he went out, his head was full of sweat.
"Villain, be polite to me when you need me, and kick me out when you don't need me!"
"Just like he did to those senior brothers in the Shengong Gate, he looked like he was impassioned and defended people at the beginning, but now he doesn't care about it!"
"Master is the same, when you write a letter, you know how to scold people, so you don't know how to get down to business. Obviously, he also said in front of me that Xu Houcong, the head of the Shengong Gate, defected, and the few people left in the Shengong Gate must know a little more than outsiders. Hmph, I didn't tell him, Senior Brother Qing and I have a good relationship, he said that he actually saw Xu Houcong meet with a mysterious person once...... cough cough cough cough ......"
"I won't tell them that the young heroes of all factions have organized a group of heroes, and they are dissatisfied with the old-timers, and even more dissatisfied with the Yue Jiu Gongzi, and they are planning to recruit the senior brothers of the Shengong Gate! Senior Brother Qing said it to me personally, and said that he was willing to recruit me into the Heroes Club, I didn't want to agree before, but Master and Yue Jiu Gongzi are so excessive, I promise to forget it! ”
was already broken, but now the little monkey who was drunk was even more talkative, and his eyes were shining brightly about Yue Qianqiu's original promise, the master's complaints in front of him, and Qing Fengnian's private words to him.
Unbeknownst to him drunk, two diners who had volunteered to take him home had placed him on the floor of a secluded alley and sat against a wall, and exchanged glances. One of them made a throat-slitting gesture, while the other shook his head and gestured for his companion to leave with him. After the two disappeared for a while, there was movement in the alley again, but they went and returned.
They were relieved to find that the little monkey was still drunk and motionless, but this time they left separately. It's the third time I've turned back! When they found that there was still nothing unusual, the two left again with a sense of relief.
I don't know how long it took for someone to float down from above the wall. The man angrily dragged the little monkey up by the hair, patted his cheek lightly with his hand, and found that the person did not move, so he took a deep breath.
With a thud in his ears, the little monkey jumped up almost subconsciously. Still drunk and hazy, he saw the familiar figure in front of him, and was stunned for a long time before he shouted, "Master...... Master......"
"Do you still know that I am your master? Who is the old stubborn old immortal who just kept talking? ”
Although he hadn't woken up yet, when he heard this, the little monkey's alcohol seemed to turn into a cold sweat. He subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and then said with a crying voice, "Master, I ...... I drank and I don't even know what to say......"
"Humph!" Peng Ming angrily tugged at the little monkey's ear, until he bared his teeth and asked for mercy again and again, he let go of his hand, and then said lightly, "I just hope that the monkey play played by your little monkey can have some effect, otherwise the package ticket I played with Yue Qianqiu will be in vain." I said a long time ago, you kid can't get drunk, if you dare to do it again in the future, I'll break your legs! ”
"Yes yes yes ......"
The little monkey breathed a sigh of relief, and when he struggled to stand up, he was caught by Peng Ming and thrown behind his back, and then he was carried on his back.
Isn't Master angry? Why are you still willing to carry him?
"In the future, I will have a longer memory, like Yue Qianqiu, no matter what kind of play I play, I can be like the real thing. As for you, you can only keep you in the dark, and then let you act in your true colors, otherwise you can't fool people at all! ”