？ "Ah, did you get it for a long time this time?" A team leader of the secret service asked with a blushing face.

"Long! It must be sometime to come. However, it seems that there was a stop in the middle of the way, maybe it was whispering. I didn't hear what was said anyway. I don't understand all of these words. ”

Li Youfu recalled with a red face. Perhaps because he was immersed in the imagination of lust, he forgot about the pain in his body.

"Is it just one time?" The other agent leader pressed back.

"Not only. There are a lot of times, and Hauge will come once in about half a month. Li Youfu responded.

"Then Li Yongfang is not angry?" Zhang Er was also surprised.

Li Yongfang was originally a guerrilla of the Ming army, and in the forty-sixth year of Wanli, the old wild boar Pinurhachi who surrendered was the first border general in the Ming Dynasty to surrender to Manchu. This surrender of his came with an extremely shameful bad head.

He was first awarded the rank of third-class deputy general, and later followed the old wild boar Pinurhachi to attack the Ming many times, capturing Qinghe, Tieling, Liaoyang, Shenyang and other places, and was awarded the third-class general officer for his merits. can be said to be the most outright hardcore traitor.

In order to win over Li Yongfang, the old wild boar skin asked him to marry the daughter of Rao Yu Bel Abatai, and gave him the privilege of "avoiding death three times". Li Yongfang is also known as Fushun Forehead or Li Forehead.

However, what Li Yongfang didn't expect was that since he married this so-called Manyu Gege, the grass on his head was green.

Before she got married, she and her own brothers and nephews had nothing to do. What Li Yongfang didn't expect was that Haoge, a rampant guy, would openly come to the door and correct his captive wife on the spot on his Li Yongfang's bed.

What's tolerable? What's intolerable? is greedy for life and afraid of death and becomes a traitor, for Li Yongfang, he has to endure it if he can't bear it. That's why there is such a ridiculous thing as Hauge coming to the door to have an affair with his aunt.

"He didn't dare to get angry! I have to wait for good wine and food. The servants in the house didn't dare to talk much, let alone ask, it is said that they are full of family affection, so the nephew will often come to visit the aunt. That's what I said, anyway. However, I know that I am here to cuckold that old dog Li. ”

"Damn, these captives are brutes! It's obviously a disaster, but it can be said that it is family affection. Phew! One of the agents scolded bitterly.

"Wang San'er, you scold a fart! Now we are arraigning traitors, who is that, Li Han traitor, you go on! Have you the fuck seen it? ”

The other spy leader stopped his companion's scolding, and he was eager to continue listening to Li Youfu talk about the secret affairs inside the captive.

"Look, I see! Uh-huh, uh-huh......" Li Youfu replied with a blushing face as he cleared his throat.

"Give him a bowl of water!" Zhang Er commanded. He also listened very energetically. This is even more exciting than Zhou Shixiang's "Han'er Is Not a Slave".

"Last summer, it seemed like we had a short time to grab the west. Oh, it was after the invasion of the Ming Dynasty last year that Hauge came to the door. When I told everyone to avoid it, I hid by the rockery behind the pavilion. I was trying to eavesdrop, but they came out of the house! So, I, I saw it. ”

After Li Youfu said this, he stopped embarrassedly, picked up the bowl of water in front of him, and took a big sip.

"Dog thing! What is the sale? Say it! An anxious "listener" shouted.

"I said, I said. That Haorge and the Manchu woman hugged each other and touched each other......"

"Oh, where do you touch it?" Another anxious "listener" interjected to ask.

"Color! Traitor Lee, you go on. Ahem, ahem! Needless to say, where to touch, everyone thinks for themselves. Just tell me what you see! Zhang Er interjected.

This interrogation is full of spies, and the whole process has to be recorded in the whole process, if you touch everywhere you write it down and report it to Lord Wang, it is really not a "river crab".

Well, the word "river crab" is exactly the mantra of our Lord Wang. Zhang Er, who has been by Wang Rui's side for a long time, still understands the meaning of this.

"Yes, sir! I saw that Haoge and the wife of the old thief Li were the bullshit full of doggies, doing the things of men and women in the pavilion. It's fucking shameless in broad daylight. If you shout out, you're not afraid of being seen! ”

Li Youfu reminisced while scolding.

"These two dogs, or aunts and nephews, how can they be so shameless?" Some people are puzzled.

It's just that you cheat on the wheel, you still play "field wars" and shout loudly, are you an action movie actor in the Japanese country?

"Didn't you see? Didn't this spy just say? This kind of thing is a common thing on the Manchurian side, and they call it family affection. Manchu is a chaotic race! What's so strange about that. Someone who is good at analysis concluded.

"Dog traitor, why did you stop again? Say it! How did you get those two dog things? Someone else shouted.

"Okay, I'll tell you how they got it." Li Youfu couldn't help but scold in his heart: Didn't you intervene and interrupt Lao Tzu yourself. A group of color embryos, still want to hear the details?

"They first played with the old man's cart, and then they worshiped the moon with Mink Zen, and finally the hauge softened, and the full woman also gave him a bamboo forest. It's a couple of poses, anyway. Li Youfu reminisced and narrated.

"What do you mean by an old man's cart and a mink moon salute? And the bamboo forest, what is it like? "There is a spy leader who is very curious and has a strong desire to learn patiently and asks for advice.

"This, this ......" Li Youfu stammered, really a little speechless.

"Tell Lao Tzu! Be honest! A spy head urged.

Nima, having been in the Military Intelligence Department for so long, has finally encountered an interesting thing. If you don't listen to the details, what will you do!

"This old man's cart is this: the woman is crawling on the stone table of the pavilion, and Hauge is holding her ass from behind. And then, and then...... That's it. It's like an old man pushing a wheelbarrow. That's why I call it an old man's cart. Li Youfu proudly explained the noun.

"This, Lao Tzu knows! You talk about the mink zen moon worship and the bamboo forest, these two tricks sound quite interesting. One of the agent team leaders said curiously.

"Mink Zen moon worship is that Hauge face up, half-bent legs, knees together like a table for incense burners. The woman sat straddled on his lap, facing the man's feet and turning her back to the man's head. It's like the incense of mink Zen and worshipping the moon. This position did not have to be moved, and only the woman could shake it alone, and it lasted for a long time. ”

Li Youfu explained in detail. At this moment, he felt like teaching a prostitute who was going to the Qinglou for the first time, and he was very proud.

"The bamboo forest is ......" Li Youfu was about to continue to explain, but Zhang Er raised his hand to stop him.

"Don't talk about this!" Nima, is this judging the spies, or listening to the eighteen touches? It's so yellow!

"Zhang, Chief Zhang! Are these things still written? The young soldier who was taking notes on the side interjected with a red face.

"Well, I don't have to write about it. Otherwise, you write it like this: omit 10,000 words here......" Zhang Er said with a smile.