"Cheng Gongzi, you eat more, look at you have lost weight recently, and the slave is distressed when he sees it."

"I didn't see Cheng Gongzi eating pineapple crisp fed by others, and I wasn't afraid of choking on Gongzi. Childe, drink some water, and the slave family will feed you—ah. ”

"Lie down to the tribute paper and touch it, Cheng tribute paper, is it not tied?"

When Xiao Can came to the lobby, he found that Cheng Fatzi was enjoying the blessings of Qi people. Stripping Jiao, coquettish Xiao and Da Naiwa are surrounded by three red cards, dressed extremely cool, and the gaps in the close-fitting belly pockets are stuffed with silver tickets, and they are smiling like flowers waiting for the gold owner.

Nalan Gu is a traditional person, and the unsightly picture in front of him makes him feel like he is on pins and needles. But considering the identity of the little fat man in front of him, he could only put on a stiff smile and said, "Cheng Gongzi really has a good appetite." ”

"You old man is so boring, what's the point of just drinking tea? Da Naiwa, go and make a 'meat bun massage' for the city lord-yo, big brother, are you up? ”

When Cheng Buxia saw Xiao Can, he immediately changed his posture, waved the third girl aside, and personally vacated a chair for him.

Xiao Can was not polite, and after sitting down leisurely, he arched his hand to Nalan Gu: "The city lord is polite, I didn't expect your old man to be so leisurely and leisurely, and he came to drink tea early in the morning." ”

With last night's battle of wits, if he was too modest, it would make the old man suspicious.

"Xiao Xiaoyou is polite, people are prone to insomnia when they are old, it is better to go out for a walk and chat with Cheng Gongzi."

Nalan Gu responded with a smile, and a heart finally fell into his stomach.

After returning home last night, the more he thought about it, the more strange he felt.

The secret agents of the imperial court should be calm and low-key, but Xiao Can made Dima City full of storms, and the limelight even overshadowed the four major Oirans. And looking at his performance last night, there are a few very suspicious places - since he was sent by the imperial court, how could he be fooled by the illusory name of "Tianxuantang"?

But if he is not a secret agent of the imperial court, the token cannot be faked.

Nalan Gu was afraid that he would fall into the way, so he rushed to test the truth early in the morning. If Xiao Can is still in Piaoxiang Courtyard, it is enough to prove that he has a clear conscience. So seeing Xiao Can appear, he completely dispelled the last trace of doubt.

"Oh~~ I see, the city lord is so Yaxing."

Xiao Can seemed to be enlightened, but he didn't even believe half a word in his heart.

The dignified city lord, ignoring the worldly eyes, ran to the kiln early in the morning to drink tea, just to chat with a straw bale fat man......

This reason even the fat man felt weird, and frowned: "You said that you are an old man, what common language do this son and you have?" If you are too lonely, my son will hire an old woman to accompany you. ”

"Hahahaha, Cheng Gongzi is really funny." Nalan Gu laughed embarrassedly a few times, and said: "I can't hide it, I came to disturb my son today, and there is actually one more thing." The world's No. 1 cooking competition is about to start, Gongzi is the judge of the competition, and Xiao Xiaoyou is a strong contender for the king of chefs in the Western Regions. ”

Xiao Can secretly thought that this old man must have thought that he had entered the Demon Sect, and the fat man was the target of the Demon Sect's assassination, for fear that he would hang up carelessly.

But that's okay, there is such a plague god, I'm afraid that the Demon Sect will sneak in one after another to assassinate, and the safety of myself and my young sisters is very unsafe.

Before Xiao Can could speak, the eyes of the three major Oiran lit up, and he immediately became extremely coquettish.

"What the city lord said is so reasonable, why don't you come to live in my world?"

"The guest room conditions are so poor, how can you get into the eyes of the child? Let's come to our Drunken Immortal Pavilion. ”

"Yi, please fall upstairs, the chest is very big."

"Go all away, Lao Tzu won't go anywhere, and no one will want to separate me from my eldest brother!" Cheng Buxia actively expressed his loyalty, and said domineeringly: "Who the hell dares to gossip, Lao Tzu smashed him with silver to doubt life!" ”

"Cheng can't do it, you're getting more and more disagreeable, is it great to be rich? Do you think this pile of waste paper is omnipotent? ”

Xiao Can grabbed a handful of silver tickets, reprimanded them righteously, and then stuffed the silver tickets into his arms.

Cheng Buxiadui smiled and said: "Big brother, don't be angry, little brother doesn't mean this, it's just that when I think of leaving my eldest brother, I can't control my temper." ”

Damn, don't be so disgusting.

After making a windfall, Xiao Can softened his tone and said, "No, my brother is also reluctant to give you up." But the city lord is worried about Zhou Xiang, you don't want my brother and me to win the name of the unjustifiable, right? ”

"That's why I'm going to buy people's hearts with money, so that they don't dare to gossip."

Cheng Buxia said, and secretly glanced at Qiao Qiao's room on the second floor.

Xiao Can heard the strings and knew what he meant, and secretly scolded the fat man for saying something wrong. is obviously reluctant to let Qiaoqiao go, and he shows that he is a good brother who can't bear to part.

"People are terrible." Xiao Can narrowed his eyes and said in a low voice: "No, don't forget my brother's identity." You, the guards, surrounded the Piaoxiang Courtyard like an iron bucket array, so that the guests didn't dare to come, how can my food be sold? ”

As soon as he heard the word "identity", Cheng Buyi slapped his head and suddenly said: "Yes, yes, you are to-"

"Jacket (stir-fried), vegetables, high, hands."

Xiao Can knew that this fat man was not covered, and deliberately lured him to say the words "secret agent of the imperial court". Although Xiao Can "deliberately" took over the handle after only saying one "chao", it was enough for Nalan Gu to think about it.

Sure enough, a hint of surprise flashed in the old man's eyes, but he didn't expect Cheng Buxia to know Xiao Can's "true identity".

Cheng Buxia knew that he had said the wrong thing, covered his mouth like a thief, and smiled apologetically: "Yes, stir-fry, vegetable, high, hand!" Big brother, don't worry, the younger brother will never hold the eldest brother back - old man, arrange another place for my son tonight, the room must be big enough, and my son will be with the three beauties...... Moon! ”

When "sleep together" was almost blurted out, Cheng Fatzi glanced at it and saw Qiao Qiao, who was dressed as a man, going downstairs leisurely, so shocked that he hurriedly changed his words.

"The slave family is not dependent, the slave family wants to sleep with the son."

"Sleep on your mother's head! Is this boy such a superficial person? Have you ever heard of a man or a woman giving or receiving kisses? Cheng Bu, who had his back to Qiaoqiao, was upright, as if there was someone else who couldn't stop rubbing oil, and at the end he pointed at Ai Shijiao's nose angrily and said: "Let me tell you, this son has always been clean and self-conscious, you don't want to get my body!" Hey, Miss Jojo, did you sleep well last night? Let's have breakfast together. ”

Qiao Qiao went down the stairs expressionlessly, shocking the three of them like quails.

The scene of her kicking over the heroes alone on the night of the Oiran is still vivid, so that the three girls completely lost the idea of provoking this female demon again.

When he stood side by side with the fat man, Qiaoqiao suddenly stopped.

"Crackle!"

"Boom!"

Open the mountain palm, sweep the hall legs, and then follow a type of broken bones to pierce the heart and feet, and a set of clouds and water.

Qiao Qiao was like a queen on top, and glanced at the fat man who was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, and then withdrew his little feet and said disdainfully: "Man, there is no good thing." ”

Nalan Gu was furious: "What a brutal woman, she dares to commit murder in public, the old man can't spare you!" ”

"Wait, no, it's about you, it's something!"

Cheng Buxia raised his arm tremblingly, there was still a line of nosebleeds on the face, and said affectionately: "There are thousands of men in the Tang Dynasty, but Miss Qiaoqiao only flattened me, I am really happy." ”

"Then make you happy again."

Qiao Qiao made up for it without looking back, and directly kicked the fat man into a cross-eyed and slowly fainted to the ground.

"Say some obscene words early in the morning. The language disturbs people's dreams and annoys Uncle Ben. ”

Uncle Ben?

Last night, the image of the woman in black and the Oiran of the Qinglou in front of her slowly overlapped, which made Nalan Gu's heart set off a storm. Could it be that this is a Qinglou on the surface, but it is actually a secret stronghold of the imperial court? These coquettish flower girls...... Are they all the emperor's people? Alas, you must be polite to the old bustard when you go.

Knocking out the richest fat man in the world, Jojo began to warm up with fists and feet.

In his opinion, the master was bullied, and the guards should find a way to get back to the field. It just so happened that she was deceived by Xiao Can last night, and she was sulking, and she was looking for someone to vent. But when he looked around, he found that the guards' eyes were wandering, only Xiao Can, who was not far away, looked at him with a smile and said hello with interest.

Jojo was puzzled: "Why don't they dare to look at me?" ”

Xiao Can replied: "I know that you are unhappy with men, and everyone is afraid of being beaten." ”

Qiao Qiao was even more puzzled: "Then why do you dare to look at me, aren't you a man?" ”

Xiao Can smiled and gestured with scissor hands: "Because you swore that you couldn't beat me." ”

Jojo's face darkened, and he remembered the damn oath again.

The hated person is close at hand, but he can't speak, beat, or scold. This feeling of aggrieved made Qiao Qiao's silver teeth clench, and he couldn't wait to dismantle the shameless person in front of him.

Wait, this bastard seemed to say last night that Uncle Ben can make a wish, and if he can't fulfill his vow, it will be invalidated. Meow a mi, in this case, Uncle Ben is too lazy to spend effort stealing hearts and kidneys with you.

Find something he can't do - nullify the oath - and kill him!

Well, that's it.

Qiao Qiao made up her mind in her heart, showed a very weird smile, and said, "Uncle Ben is going shopping, do you want to go together?" ”

Seeing her smile so treacherously, Xiao Can took two steps back vigilantly and refused: "You better go by yourself, I still have important things to do in a while." ”

Qiao Qiao's face fell: "What is more important than accompanying Uncle Ben to go shopping?" ”

Xiao Can crossed his fingers and said nonsense: "Train the 'Bao Gong Team' and the 'Big Cake Team', do wake-up exercises with the young ladies, boil two buckets of hot water to take a bath, and-"

Qiao Qiao's angry seven-trick smoke, he couldn't care about any strategy anymore, and dragged Xiao Can away directly: "And your uncle, if you don't go, you have to go!" ”

Watching the two of them pull and disappear at the door, Nalan Gu sighed leisurely.

"These two must be hiding their eyes and ears and secretly meeting with the demon cult demons. Alas, it seems that being a secret agent of the imperial court is really hard......"