Body 169 The princess is gone
There must be something hateful about the poor person, but if the hateful person is a cute little girl, it will be difficult to deal with.
The little boy cried so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, but the little spring onion-like hand stubbornly pointed at the tip of Xiao Can's nose, making him like a negative man who made an adult's stomach die and refused to admit it.
"Hey, don't cry, okay? I can't see a woman crying the last thing I do. β
"I'm going to cry, let you bully people!" The little boy cried even more sadly, but he suddenly cried and cried, and said angrily: "Woman? My son's jade tree is in the wind, where is it like a woman? Not only are you mean and mean, but your eyes are not good, you really hate it! β
There is no Adam's apple, picturesque eyebrows, a slight bulge on the chest, and a voice like a hundred spirits, the most important thing is to open the mouth "people" and close the mouth "hate", if you can't see that she is a daughter, it is better to gouge out your eyes.
Xiao Can sighed helplessly: "Okay, pure masters, can you put away your domineering tears, let's talk well?" β
The little boy said stubbornly: "Don't! I'm going to cry, I'm going to make you ashamed, I'm going to make you regret, I'm going to make you ashamed! β
Wow, it's scary.
Xiao Can patted his chest, and for the sake of this chick's conscience at the last moment, he found out that he voted for himself, and cooperated very perfunctorily: "Oh, I'm so ashamed, so regretful, so embarrassed." β
"Flutter!"
Seeing that his performance was extremely exaggerated, the little boy couldn't help but burst into tears and laughed, thinking that it was inappropriate, he hurriedly put on a pretty face again, and tried to squeeze out a few more tears.
"Xiao Can, you're such a big dog!" Zhong Xuanyin saw that the little boy was sad and cried, and roared: "The little boy is willing to eat the dishes you cooked, it is a blessing that you cultivated in your previous life, how can you refuse this lowly cook, come on, bring this cook back to me!" β
"Jin, your mother, little white face, you dare to talk to our young village master like this, Lao Tzu wants to pinch your eggs!"
"Wash your ass at night, uncle will teach you what it means to be fart!"
The Eight Tigers outside the house saw that Zhong Xuanyin was disrespectful to Xiao Can, and they all opened their throats to fight back, and foul language was all over the sky.
"Shut up!" Xiao Can turned his face and said, "Don't you all want to die, dare to be so rude to our new chief in Dima City, and want to go to prison, don't you?" β
On the surface, he reprimanded his subordinates, but it made Zhong Xuanyin's heart sink.
On the one-acre and three-point land of Dima City, whether to catch people or not should be opened by Nalan Gu, no matter how high Zhong Xuanyin's status is, he is also an outsider. With such a transgression, where do you put the city lord?
Implicitly sowing discord, but simple and effective.
Zhong Xuanyin glanced at Nalan Gu weakly, and said with anger: "City Lord, forgive me, Zhong Mou is really embarrassed to see that this cook is disrespectful to the little boy, and he does not choose words on the spur of the moment." β
Nalan Gu smiled generously and said, "Zhong Gongzi is too worried, the old man thinks that Chef Xiao is just joking with Xiao Gongzi, and it is Chef Xiao's consistent principle to dedicate delicious food to diners, isn't it Chef Xiao?" β
Xiao Can knew that the old man was paving the steps for himself, and reluctantly said to the little boy: "Pure masters, don't cry, it's a big deal to invite you to come to Bahu Village for dinner tomorrow night." β
The little boy sobbed twice, thinking back to the deliciousness of the hot pot just now, Rao was unwilling to forgive him easily, but the words softened when he came to his mouth: "Can you still eat hot pot tomorrow night?" β
Xiao Can was amused by this chick, nodded and said, "Of course you can." Having said that, today's preparation is too hasty, the ingredients are not delicate enough, the soup is not thick enough, and the taste is greatly discounted, and tomorrow you will eat the most authentic and superb butter hot pot. β
If you don't play well, the judges will be eaten like dogs, if Chef Xiao plays ten successes, can he pay it back? The audience swallowed their saliva violently, eager to agree for the little boy.
The temptation of food made the little boy's resentment disappear without a trace, and he said seriously: "Hey, this is what you said, don't lie to people." β
"Little boy, never!" Zhong Xuanyin brushed his sense of existence all the time, and hurriedly said: "The Eight Tiger Village is the most chaotic, darkest, and most barbaric place in Dima City, I went there once a few days ago, and it was exactly the same as the rumors, the people in the village are unbearable to educate and vulgar, you must not go." β
The Eight Tigers Village left an extremely bad impression on Zhong Xuanyin that day, but this evaluation was obviously personal, which was too pertinent.
Xiao Can, as the spokesperson of the Eight Tigers, was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and said: "Who said that the Eight Tigers were barbaric and vulgar, I, Xiao Can, were the first to object." Sons, let you see your gentle side! β
Gentle? The young ladies of Piaoxiangyuan are the most gentle.
Bo Kui and the others suddenly extracted the gentle essence of the girls from their memories, and quickly reached an agreement: the broad palm pinched the bear's waist, and the other hand pinched the orchid and pointed into the house, and said angrily: "Death ~~"
It's so gentle!
The guests had a chill, and what was even more exaggerated was that Luo Yuanwai actually vomited.
Xiao Can looked embarrassed, and his old face was slightly red: "Ahem! It's not this version, it's the security guard. β
Bo Kui and the others understood, straightened their waists and hips, and said, "Eight Tiger Security, keep you safe!" β
Xiao Can regained his face and was proud: "Look, this is the temperament of the Eight Tigers." β
Zhong Xuanyin sneered again and again: "Hmph, it's just a group of clowns jumping off the beam, and my son will never go a second time." β
This guy has repeatedly provoked, and he feels very good about himself, Xiao Can really can't bear it anymore, and said: "Zhong Gongzi, the Eight Tiger Village is picturesque, the folk customs are simple, and it is the most beautiful paradise on earth in my eyes." What's more, in fact, Xiao didn't ask you to ......"
"Flutter!"
The little boy couldn't help laughing, and laughed out loud again, how could he still look like he was crying and crying? Not only that, but she also gloated and whispered to Xiao Can: "Is the Eight Tiger Village fun?" Don't pay attention to Zhong Xuanyin, he is so cowardly, for fear that he will accidentally cut off the incense of the Zhong family. β
Xiao Can admired her true temperament, and responded quietly: "I'm the one who is most unaccustomed to others pretending to be forced, this time it's to give you face, otherwise you have to beat him." β
The little boy scumbag's beautiful big eyes shamelessly asked, "What do you mean by 'pretending to be forced'?" β
Xiao Can said: "This word is very complicated, one or two sentences are not clear, it is better to drink wine with the hot pot tomorrow night, and I will tell you slowly." But now...... Isn't it time to announce the results first? β
The little boy was fascinated when he heard this, slapped his thigh when he heard the words, and said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Hey - have the seven of you decided? Anyway, Ben Gongzi thinks that Chef Xiao has the best skills, and he is the only one who advances to the finals. β
Zhong Xuanyin's face was gloomy, and he said, "Little boy, this cook is very despicable, don't be deceived by his rhetoric." β
"It's not about meanness, Ben Gongzi believes in his own sense of taste." The little boy shook his head, and suddenly said with contempt: "Besides, you just ate more vigorously than anyone else, how can you not admit it after you wipe your mouth after eating?" You can't be like this. β
"Well said!!"
Looking at the audience, those who dare to count Zhong Xuanyin like this, I'm afraid only the little boy. Although the audience did not dare to clash head-on, it did not prevent the applause for the little boy, and the warm applause made the little boy find the feeling of being a star, and also made Zhong Xuanyin's face like ice.
Several old judges were like mirrors, and they all heard the little boy's good impression of Xiao Can. Putting these aside, the unprecedented taste is also worth this precious vote.
"The old man chooses Chef Xiao."
"Chef Xiao, we'll see you in the finals."
"I hope that next time, you can bring us a different surprise."
"Big brother, can I go with my little boy tomorrow night?"
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The judges gave the results one by one, and without exception, they were all Xiao Can. The little boy laughed, but the poor nine cooks cried.
I knew that the judges liked novelty, what else did Lao Tzu do? I will come back next year, and Lao Tzu will make a dish called 'superb lard snow pot'!
The dust settled on the finalists, and the scene was jubilant. Outside the house, the heroes of the Eight Tiger Village and the girls of the Piaoxiang Courtyard applauded desperately, and the audience applauded thunderously.
As a landlord, Nalan Gu was elected by the judges to speak, and encouraged: "Chef Xiao, congratulations on your qualification to participate in the finals of the world's No. 1 Cooking Competition in one month, I hope you will guard against arrogance and rashnessββ"
"Young village master!"
The old man was halfway through his words when he suddenly heard a shout. Xiao Can turned his head to see that the flying wolf rode a fast horse through the crowd, bringing a cold news.
"Miss Landau is gone!"