Chapter Eighty-Four: What to Do with You

This hollow valley refers to the orchid, and the unique fragrance of the orchid refers to the fact that it is called the hollow valley.

The more the old scribe asked, the more interesting he became, so he took a fruit and threw it to Shen Kang, but Shen Kang not only didn't take it, but turned sideways, causing the fruit to fall to the ground. The old cow on his side didn't care what was wrong, and he hung his head and ate it.

The old scribe teased Shen Kang and said, "Cow chews fairy fruit, how can a child know the fragrance of a woman?" ”

Lan treats women with the same kind of fragrance, hence the name of women.

This is a pun, one is that the child does not understand Lan Zhi's noble and beautiful beauty, and the other is that ... Shen Kang is just a child and doesn't understand the beauty of women.

There were a few faint laughs in the crowd, and even Wang Lucao, who was on the side, covered the corners of his lips with a fan. Bai Qichang and Luo Kui, who had just returned from behind the mountain, looked at this scene, and probably understood that these people were embarrassing Shen Kang, but no one stepped forward and stopped them.

If you change to an ordinary child, most of them don't understand the meaning of the words, and they may be fooled and don't understand, which is plain and ridiculous.

But when he heard these words, he thought about the virgin body he had been "guarding" for the past 28 years, and he had never seen the outside world except for his left and right hands.

Once you become a nine-year-old child, you have to stay on for at least another seven years.

This sentence is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, boiling oil and water.

originally wanted to pick Jiang Liuchou, the leader of the academy's poetry, but Shen Kang temporarily changed his mind, he secretly twisted his cuffs, gritted his teeth, and looked at the drunken old scribe fixedly.

After a long sigh of effort, Shen Kang raised his head and pouted, straddled one leg on the boulder, straightened his chest, and replied clearly: "Twilight pine bullying frost, can Lao Ji reach the spring bamboo shoots?" ”

"Poof..."

"Hahahaha"

"Hahahaha..."

Bursts of laughter, which were initially forbearing, then erupted, came from all directions.

This kid, this kid answered too meaningfully. That old talk, isn't it like a twilight pine bullying frost?

An old horse who works hard, how many years can he move? Where is there a young man who is about to develop?

You laugh at people who are small, people laugh at you for being old, do you say it's fair or not?

Jiang Liusu stepped forward with a laugh and arched his hand: "You are an absolute, I will never forget it in this life, I will never forget it in this life, you will be my teacher." ”

The old scribe, who was still drunk, shook his head in shame in front of everyone, and laughed again and again: "Xiao Erlang, what a poisonous tongue!" ”

Shen Kang didn't expect that this person was not unhappy at all, but smiled the most, but he was really tolerant and elegant, and he couldn't help but feel respect, and replied: "Lao Yueshan, what a big mind!" ”

Yueshan is a horizontal wood on the forehead of the guqin, which can be regarded as an indispensable part. Shen Kang called the old scribe Lao Yueshan, which was also a compliment.

At this time, a young man behind the scribe stood up suddenly, blushed and said, "What a rampant boy, who taught you this method of scolding, where is your family!" ”

Originally, Shen Kang's ridicule of the scribe was just an elegant thing, and the two sides looked at each other and smiled, which was a bitter enmity, and it was rarely mentioned in the future, which could be regarded as a good story of Shilin.

Who expected that he would bite the gold halfway, and he wanted to find the adults of the Shen Kang family, but he didn't know if it was a brain cramp or something, but he still looked righteous and awe-inspiring, which made the old scribe blush.

This energy, this brain, who brought this, take it away!

Shen Kang chuckled and said, "Brother, please advise." ”

The old scribe frowned slightly, turned his head to look at the young man, and said in a deep voice: "It's just a matter of learning with literature, what are you worried about, sit down quickly." ”

Mr. Haoran, who was standing behind him, smiled, and when the people around him saw him, they gave up their low stools to let him sit down. Luo Kui did not refuse, nodded slightly, and sat down beside the scribe.

When the scribe saw Luo Kui, his face suddenly changed to a smile and he said more amiably: "Mr. Haoran." Although he smiled, there was a bit of distancing in his tone.

Luo Kui slowly stroked his long beard and beautiful hair, and said with a smile: "Changjiao's words are serious, today's grand event has been serious for a long time, and I will enter the incense again in the next morning, so let them have a good time." ”

The teaching, which is the name of a school official, is mainly responsible for the sacrifice of the Confucian Temple of the county school, the responsibilities of the students to whom the teachings belong, and there are two instructors under it.

Today's grand sacrificial event is conveniently hosted by the county school teachings, which can be regarded as "extracurricular activities" or "ideological education activities".

As soon as he heard that he was scolding the county school teaching, Shen Kang couldn't wait to bite off his tongue, and he couldn't help but feel the urge to cry in his heart, God, what did he do.

The lieutenant, the brocade guard, the teaching, who is next, and who else!

The point is, in such a big place, he is about to provoke people with a little fame, God knows how much Shen Kang wants to scold his mother in his heart.

It's not that he's mentally fragile, it's that everyone has a limit to bear!

As soon as the young man heard this, he hurriedly bowed his hand to Luo Kui, looked at Chang Jiao with a smile, and said, "Please allow Lu Luo to learn from this little brother." ”

Shen Kang was gritting his teeth and greeting the old mother in his heart, but he heard Lu Luopi smile and asked, "Little brother, have you ever read a book?" Who is your husband? I'd love to meet your husband. ”

Shen Kang held the hat on his head expressionlessly, and said coldly: "What do you have to do with you?" ”

"Huh?" Luro didn't understand.

Shen Kang closed his eyes for a moment, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said slowly: "The hero doesn't ask where he comes from, my husband's reputation belongs to Mr., can Brother Tai understand?" The reputation of the gentleman should be treasured in the chest, not always in the mouth, if you and I are really talented, then it is enough. If you are young, bullying the weak, or being a fox, you should not mention the teacher all the time, so as not to tarnish the name of the elders. ”

Lu Luo was depressed and angry in his chest, that Wang Lu was a tall family, Jiang Liuxuan was a child, reckless and impulsive, but he also had some real talents, and he didn't put himself in his eyes.

Today, this country boy who came from nowhere also dared to preach him, this is a soft egg who is easy to handle as him!

Lu Luo sneered and said, "You and I bet on Shiwen, if I win against you, you must take me to meet your husband." I want to see what kind of person you are to teach such an uneducated boy! ”

Shen Kang looked at him, at the age of twenty-five or sixteen, he should be sensible, the ancient man got married early, and this person is now considered a full-fledged young man, how could he still make such a meaningless bet?

Competing with a nine-year-old child, even if he wins, is it very beautiful?

On the other hand, although Shen Kang responded to him, it was just an impulse, he still knew how many catties and taels he had, looking at the other party's age, he was really not sure that he could win.

If you can't pretend to be ×, and then you're slapped in the face, it will be embarrassing...

Everyone was slightly stunned, and they were wondering where the little boy came from, but he didn't have any rules at the Liuyu banquet? saw him pat the cow on his side, raised his eyes to look at Lu Luo, and sighed lightly.

Lu Luo said strangely: "What are you sighing for?" ”

Shen Kangnunu mouthed, shrugged his shoulders, and said innocently: "Old friends, old friends, let's go home, the people here are very boring." ”

Lu Luo stepped forward, stopped him, and said angrily: "You little village boy, do you look down on us!" He tugged at the corners of his lips and chuckled, "Want to escape? Is it too late? ”

Shen Kang sighed calmly, raised his head slightly, glanced at him and said, "You are a dick, can you care about the sea?" ”