Chapter 183: Family Banquet Tells Jokes

Entering the inner house, Xiao Xueyi and other twenty female guards lined up to welcome them.

When Mrs. Qi saw Xiao Xueyi, she was stunned again: "Miss Xiao, why are you here?" Didn't you follow Xu Gongzi? ”

Xiao Xueyi said generously: "Our sisters have been given to Master Guo." ”

Mrs. Qi was stunned, is this okay? She knows that these female guards are not just maiden concubines, everyone has spent sky-high silver and a lot of manpower to train, and it is said that the gold is almost the same, and the Zhongshan Mansion is actually willing to give it away?

She drew a big question mark in her heart, and felt more and more that her life background was not simple, maybe she was really the illegitimate son of the emperor.

After taking their seats in the hall, Zuo Ling and Xiao Nier accompanied Mrs. Qi, and accompanied Qi Jiguang, and the maids were naturally entertained by Xiao Xueyi and them in another hall.

The soldiers outside were all entertained by Ji Chang, and they were already very familiar with each other these days.

There are only a few personal rings on both sides of the room to serve around.

The ladies first sat and drank tea and ate fruits to chat, and when they met for the first time, they naturally exchanged more words and less real words.

"Yunming, the military band was given to you by the emperor?" Qi Jiguang asked in a low voice.

"yes, what's wrong?"

"Since it was given by the emperor, of course there is no problem." Qi Jiguang was relieved.

He was really afraid that he didn't understand the etiquette system of the imperial court, and if he got such a military band, it would be a big taboo.

"A lot of the things sent to me were shipped directly from the palace, and many of them were used by the emperor, so many people saw it a little strange." And besides, an explanation.

Qi Jiguang just nodded and skipped this topic, but he knew that even if the emperor was tolerant and generous, he would not let people come casually in the etiquette system, and there must be a reason why he was given a military band. He didn't want to ask about it, and it was best to stay away from ghosts and gods when it came to everything that involved the inner workings of the royal family, and hiding was the best way.

Besides, seeing that their husband and wife were so solemn, they felt a little furious in their hearts, and felt that there might be something wrong with this military band, and secretly thought to themselves: Didn't the emperor want to frame me, give me a lot of imperial supplies, and finally use these to make me a treason charge?

But after thinking about it, if the emperor wants to clean him up, he doesn't have to take such painstaking measures, he really wants to charge him with something, it's just a casual sentence, and many people will find enough evidence. What's more, if you want to add sin, there is no excuse.

After a while, the wine and food came up, and said with a smile: "Mrs. Qi taste, this is carefully made by the chef of Shuiyue Pavilion." ”

Shuiyue Pavilion is the name of the most famous teahouse on a street, but the teahouse is only half, and the other half is a restaurant.

"Yes, this is a very famous restaurant in Jingshi, by the way, that place belongs to you, it's really enviable. In the future, you don't need to go to Shuiyue Pavilion to eat and drink, just come to you directly. Mrs. Qi said with a smile.

"Of course, Mrs. Qi comes to eat every day." Zuo Ling smiled.

"Seriously, I'm not a polite person." Mrs. Qi said with a smile.

"What's wrong with this, you can eat it at home, if Mrs. Qi likes it, it's good to come every day." Left Ridge Road.

"Brother Guo, how did you catch up with this Fengyang Yizhihua in the first place?" Mrs. Qi secretly complained for Zuo Ling, feeling that she was too wronged to be a concubine, but this also shows that she has superb skills in picking up girls and has a set of means for girls.

"It's not him chasing me, it's me chasing him." Zuo Ling generously admitted, not embarrassed at all.

"And here's it, let's hear about it." Mrs. Qi was very surprised.

Zuo Ling then told the two of them about meeting and falling in love in Fengyang, and then returned to Suzhou, Zuo Ling chased to Suzhou alone, and then to Nanjing, and chased him to him.

"Mrs. Zuo is really a heroine among women." Qi Jiguang admired it.

It is not surprising if a man chases a woman, but it is indeed unthinkable that a woman, especially Zuo Ling, who is known as the first beauty in the south of the Yangtze River, can chase so persistently.

"Is it worth it?" Mrs. Qi was both surprised and moved, but she felt that Zuo Ling had given too much and had gained too little.

"Ma'am." Qi Jiguang shouted softly, expressing his euphemism, saying that Mrs. Qi was right to say this and it was rude.

"Brother, I'm not saying you're bad, I just think this girl has paid too much for you. I speak straight, don't be surprised. Mrs. Qi hurriedly said to the situation.

"It's okay, I also think she's not worth it, I'm ashamed of her." Besides, he said calmly.

"No, no one can do what he has done for me, he has paid a lot, I didn't pay anything for him, I did it willingly, not paying, I can't live if I don't do that." Zuo Ling looked at the situation, and said with affection in his eyes.

"Yes, I heard that Brother Yunming was angry at the crown and almost attacked the capital of Fengyang. Your love is earth-shattering. Qi Jiguang also knew about this, and said it with a smile to give evidence, proving that besides, for Zuo Ling, he even dared to attack the capital of Fengyang, which was indeed something that no one dared to do, and Qi Jiguang didn't dare to think about it.

"What about Mrs. Xiao, what is the story between you and Brother Guo?" Mrs. Qi asked.

Xiao Nier smiled: "I'm just lucky, he fell to my doorstep, there was no food, so I took him in." And then it's fine. ”

"What? He fell...... Don't have anything to eat? And this story? Mrs. Qi became more and more interested, and she didn't even drink wine.

Qi Jiguang's eyes widened, and he didn't know that there was a story of begging for food.

Xiao Nier also told what happened at that time, Qi Jiguang and his wife listened to it with relish, and now they are extremely prosperous and have such a tumbling experience, which is surprising.

Xiao Nier told me again about eating almost one wild deer at a time, which is an interesting anecdote, and Xiao Nier never gets tired of talking about it.

Besides, he just laughed and didn't interject, but his heart was full of emotion, although his life at that time was not rich, but it was his happiest time, but unfortunately it was gone.

Zuo Ling also told some stories about when he was in Fengyang, and he was misunderstood as the medicine king Chengjing, and as a result, the whole city came out to catch him and eat a piece of meat, and even wanted to eat his life-root aphrodisiac story. Mrs. Qi leaned back and closed with laughter after hearing this, and the maids were all blushing and didn't dare to raise their heads.

"I really didn't expect my brother to have such a legendary story." Qi Jiguang laughed.

"What am I, big brother, you are the hero of the legend." Besides.

"He is my command, otherwise I can do something by him." Mrs. Qi said proudly.

"Of course, of course, it's all up to Madame's command." Qi Jiguang said with a smile.

With these legendary stories and all kinds of anecdotes, the ladies feel a lot closer at once, and they are no longer as formal as at the beginning, especially Mrs. Qi is bold, Zuo Ling is even more bold than her, the two are sympathetic, Xiao Nier leaned on and sitted, but she didn't feel left out.

Moreover, he also contributed a joke and told the story of the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty.

It is said that a prime minister in the Tang Dynasty in order to avoid his wife, asked the emperor to personally lead the troops to defeat the Huang Chao, he took the beauty, the staff and the army all the way forward, but the prime minister's wife knew that after the family led the family to pursue from behind, and there was Huang Chao in front to cut off the way, the prime minister was so worried that he had to ask the staff what to do.

"We now have Huang Chao in front of us and Mrs. in the back, what should we do today?" He asked.

A staff member who urged narrowness smiled and said: "Dashuai, according to the opinion below, it is better to lower the Yellow Nest." ”

The prime minister nodded and said: "Descending the Yellow Nest is indeed a way to live, I am afraid that my wife will be angry and break through the Yellow Nest army, and we will still have a dead end." ”

Besides, after finishing speaking, the laughing Mrs. Qi squirted out of the wine, pointing at what she wanted to say but couldn't say.

When Qi Jiguang heard this, his face turned red, and he had to smile awkwardly.

"Brother, don't be so funny, you can make people laugh to death."

It took a long time for Mrs. Qi to breathe a sigh of relief, and she held back her laughter just now, and her face changed.

Zuo Ling also heard this joke for the first time, and he also laughed a lot, but Xiao Nier didn't laugh much, and this story had been told to her as early as Fengyang.

"What if you were the prime minister?" Mrs. Qi asked Qi Jiguang.

"Of course it's Mrs. Demote, no, I was originally under Mrs. Madame, and I took the initiative to return to the establishment." Qi Jiguang said.

Everyone laughed again, and even the few rings around them couldn't hold on, and sneaked out to the verandah to laugh, lest they laugh in it and lose their manners.

"My brother is worthy of being a talent, and his storytelling is also first-class, I have to remember this joke, and I will rely on it to laugh and relieve my boredom in the future." Mrs. Qi said with a smile.

"It's true, not a joke." Besides, he said very seriously.

Everyone didn't believe him, they didn't believe that there was such a ridiculous prime minister.

Everyone patronized and talked and joked, but the dishes on the table were cold, so they took them down and reheated them and served them again.

"Your family is really good, I really have to come often in the future. Your sisters will come to me often, even if it is not as spacious and beautiful as yours. Mrs. Qi sent out an invitation.

"Of course, our sister must be okay and go to talk to Madame." Zuo Ling agreed.

After laughing for a while, the ladies became closer and closer, especially Mrs. Qi and Zuo Ling, who felt that they were all the way, and they talked endlessly, but Xiao Nier couldn't interject much, just spread out the dishes for everyone.

Qi Jiguang and couldn't interject, they didn't understand the affairs of the woman's family at all, and they were not interested, the two talked about military training, but without saying a few words, they were blown away by Mrs. Qi, and asked them to find another place to talk about governing the army.

The two of them really arrived in the study, prepared a table of wine and food, drank wine and talked about war strategies.

When Ji Chang and Qi Jiguang's lieutenants saw them coming out, they all hurried over to serve, and the people on both sides also secretly laughed in their stomachs, they were driven out by the ladies, and they were all hard-working people.