Chapter 17: The First Experience of Robbery (Part II) (Revised Version)

The middle-aged man was kicked out of the way by the shadow that suddenly rushed up, and fell to the ground and snorted.

The two burly young men who were originally following him were very stupid, and the unattainable butler in their eyes was actually kicked by someone, and he was so ecstatic, which they never dared to think before.

And the Chen brothers on the other side were also a little dazed, these two guys didn't expect Li Muyun to be so violent, they didn't even save negotiations, and they kicked them directly if they didn't agree with each other, no matter who the other party was or what forces were behind it.

But then again, the Chen family brothers, who know Li Yuan's identity, also know that in the realm of the Tang Dynasty, there are really few people that Li Muyun can't kick.

The middle-aged man who was kicked out by Li Muyun lay on the ground and struggled for a long time without getting up, and finally could only fall to the ground and yell at him: "You, you, who are you, which mountain are you from, I, I want to find ......"

"Find your dad with a tail (polyphonic word, read yi third tone) ba!" Li Muyun scolded, and raised his feet again.

The middle-aged man also shrugged when he saw Li Muyun's stunned appearance, and waved his hand again and again and said: "Don't, don't, be a hero, be a hero, and do it slowly!" ”

"If you don't want to be beaten, get up and lead the way, slow down and discount your legs!" Li Muyun tilted his head and squinted at the middle-aged man, and at the end he didn't forget to glance at the Chen family brothers behind him: "See, this is called a bandit, you are the government handling the case, learn a little in the future, don't let your subordinates laugh at that time." ”

"Yes, young master!" What can Chen Mu and Chen Huo say, their habit is really that officers and soldiers take people, and it's no problem to slam the door or something, but when they enter someone's house, they can give each other a chance to speak.

And what about Li Muyun? This product is completely unreasonable, after entering the door, it is a beating, and then ask after the fight.

But then again, this is a special bandit, and it doesn't seem really necessary to be reasonable, because I've never heard of a thief being reasonable.

At this time, the middle-aged man also got up, glanced at Li Muyun carefully, and said to him as Chen Mu and others: "This, this young village master, you, you always want, what do you want?" ”

"Pig, where are your pigs?" Li Muyun looked around, as if he was looking for something.

"Pigs?" The middle-aged man was stunned, he didn't know what a pig was.

"It's a pig!" Chen Mu was afraid that the middle-aged man would provoke Li Muyun, so he explained later, after all, this guy is quite pitiful, in case he is beaten because he doesn't know what a pig is, it is really wronged.

"Oh, yes, in the side yard." Knowing what a pig is, the middle-aged man had a somewhat strange expression and pointed in a direction and said.

"Lead the way!" Li Muyun looked fierce and vicious, and glanced at the middle-aged man.

"Hey, please, please come with me!" The middle-aged man endured the feeling of and eggs in his heart, walked to the front, and walked towards the so-called side courtyard with Li Muyun and the others.

Thinking that he was kicked by a few pigs specially for the people in the manor, the middle-aged man felt aggrieved, and peeked at Li Muyun's two-positive turtle appearance, and the feeling of aggrieved was even worse.

I can't help but wonder in my heart, how can I really be a group of turtle thieves who can't get on the big stage, go down the mountain to grab things without robbing money or things, and even rob a few pigs, they really deserve to be thieves for a lifetime!

But just as he was thinking about this, he heard the voice of the guy who had just smashed the door behind him: "Young village master, you, what did you say you were going to do when you grabbed a few pigs, wouldn't it be good to get some money?" ”

I'll go, I'm really afraid of something, just think of money, those bandits also think of it, how can I get it.

But in the next moment, Li Muyun's answer completely subverted his opinion of this group of bandits, and he inexplicably felt like he wanted to cry without tears.

"You know a fart, we call it a trickle of water, you robbed them all at once, what if they moved away? Who will I rob next time? As for money, that thing is useless to us, Shanyin County is poor and can't buy things if you have money, and even if you buy it, you still have to carry it to the mountain in the end, so what's the difference between that and grabbing something, why run again! If the price rises, the money will become worthless, and it will not be us who will suffer at that time! ”

This is a special talent, he actually knows the long stream, and he also knows that the economic situation of Shanyin County is not optimistic, and the most important thing is that he can also calculate economic accounts.

Sure enough, it's not terrible to be a bandit, I'm afraid that the bandit is cultured, it seems that he has just really lost his eyes, this young young village owner seems to be really not an ordinary person, and I am afraid that this manor will have a 'good life' in the future.

Just when the middle-aged man was thinking nonsense, Li Muyun suddenly slapped him behind him: "Hey, let me ask you, whose Zhuangzi is you?" ”

"Huh? Oh! Wang's! I, the head of my family was born in the Taiyuan Wang family......" The middle-aged man was thinking about how to blow Zhuangzi's background a little bigger, but was interrupted by Li Muyun: "So your boss is also rich and powerful, right?" ”

"Huh? This ......" the middle-aged man was a little unsure of how to answer.

By the way, he said that he was rich and powerful, but he was afraid of being beaten, he said that he had no money and no power, and he was afraid that Li Muyun would always come to Zhuangzi in the future.

"Don't do this, that, it's true that Lao Tzu is a thief, but he also knows that thieves also have a way, and he won't do that thing of killing chickens and taking eggs." Walking on the road to the side courtyard, Li Muyun had nothing to do, so he pulled the middle-aged man to talk homely.

"Uh, yes, yes!" The middle-aged man didn't know how to answer, so he had to nod again and again.

"Hey, you squeak, don't you think you're going to report to the official when we're gone, right? You honestly say, it's okay, Lao Tzu is a bandit, not a robber, he only robs things and doesn't kill people! Li Muyun seemed to be addicted to teasing the middle-aged man, looking at his ever-changing face, he pulled him to the side of the road and stopped, hooked his shoulders and hugged him and said.

"No, no!" The middle-aged man shook his head again and again, feeling that he was about to cry, and kept sighing in his heart, how could he be so unlucky and encounter such a strange thing.

Chen Mu and the others also felt a little embarrassed, and they all turned their heads to the side to look at the night sky around them, as if there was some excellent scenery in the sky.

As for Li Muyun, this product didn't have the consciousness that he had been disliked, so he only pulled the middle-aged man to continue to talk nonsense: "Do you believe it or not, if Lao Tzu puts a fire on you, your housekeeper's position will have to be changed immediately?" ”

The middle-aged man nodded very seriously this time, this was the first time that he did not doubt the authenticity of Li Muyun's words.

"Well, now that we've reached a consensus, let's discuss cooperation!"

"Oh! What? Cooperate? The middle-aged man looked at the neurotic Li Muyun speechlessly, with confusion in his eyes.