Chapter 74: Huang Xiaojian who was caught
Xiaojian entered the restaurant again, and when he walked, his whole waist was straight. This is the difference between having money and not having money. As a consumer, it comes with an aura of intangible superiority.
Xiao Jian shouted again: "Xiao Er." ”
Zhao Youcai saw it and walked over quickly, looked behind Xiao Jian and asked, "Guest officer, didn't your friend come?" ”
Xiaojian coughed lightly twice: "Ahem, he's having diarrhea, and he can't vomit, so he left first." ”
Zhao Youcai was stunned for a moment, and always felt that something was wrong with this sentence: diarrhea? Can't vomit? Is it vomiting and diarrhea? Still is...
It seems that the logic is a little confusing, and Zhao Youcai doesn't care, his head is not for brains.
"What do you want to eat, officer?"
Xiao Jian found a vacant seat and sat down and said, "Let's have an egg fried rice and a lean meat soup." ”
"Howler. The guest officer waited for a moment. ”
After Zhao Youcai left, Xiao Jian took a serious look at this restaurant, the environment was decent, there were few dishes, and everything was sold expensively, so the business was still extremely hot, I really don't know if these people are stupid and have a lot of money.
It didn't take long for Zhao Youcai to come up with egg fried rice: "Guest officer, your dish is here." 60 cents, please pay first. ”
Xiaojian put his hand into his arms, took out the money, counted it slightly, and after confirming that it was correct, he gave the money to Zhao Youcai, although it was not his own money, but it was still a little distressing to give it out like this.
After Zhao Youcai received the money, he bent down slightly and said, "The guest officer is slow to use, and the small one will retire first." ”
Xiao Jian looked at the egg fried rice and lean meat soup in front of him and sneered: "You two little things, let's see how I list your shortcomings one by one, so that your reputation will be ruined, no one likes you anymore, you remember, it is me Huang Xiaojian who will end your myth." ”
Huang Xiaojian picked up the soup spoon and began to drink the lean broth, "En?" Is it so delicious? Could it be that I'm too hungry and have an instinctive dependence on food, so... Is this a delusion? Yes, it must be so. I'll wait until I eat more. ”
Huang Xiaojian said and began to swallow dates...
After a while, Huang Xiaojian's body leaned back slightly, patted his stomach and said contentedly: "Well, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's very full." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Xiaojian remembered the purpose of his trip, he looked at the two empty bowls, and his heart was already in tears: I haven't even found fault with it, everything has been eaten by me, I...
Huang Xiaojian silently put his hand into his arms, groped a little, and found that the money was not enough to buy egg fried rice, which made him find fault with it.
Huang Xiaojian stood up, wanting to leave but not wanting to leave: He will definitely be angry when I go back to see the big official who slammed the door now, right? If you don't do anything with people's money, how will I mix with Huang Xiaojian in the future. Let's do it all the time.
After Huang Xiaojian figured it out, he raised his hand, slapped the table, and scolded loudly: "What the hell is this? It's too unpalatable, right? Yes? ”
Some people in the restaurant looked at Huang Xiaojian inexplicably, and there were still people who disliked things that were not delicious? Is this man anorexic? That's not right, didn't he eat all the things in his bowl?
Looking at the dishes and chopsticks on Huang Xiaojian's table, everyone probably knew that Huang Xiaojian was here to do things, but it seemed that the way he used it was a bit stupid.
So a customer next to Huang Xiaojian said, "It's not delicious, how can you eat all the things in the bowl?" ”
Huang Xiaojian looked down:, yes, how did I forget this.
Huang Xiaojian stiffened his neck and said unadmittedly: "That's just because I'm too hungry, and it has nothing to do with being unpalatable." ”
"If you think it's unpalatable, then don't eat it in the future."
"A lot of things are like this, it's hard to reconcile, there are always one or two tasteless ones."
"This brother is very good, so we are all tasteful."
"It's extreme, it's extreme, and the heroes see it the same way."
"Come on, come on, dry this bowl of lean broth."
......
Huang Xiaojian stood a little lonely in place, and he found that no one paid attention to him at all... I really want to cry out loud.,The world is so indifferent.。。
The mission was probably a failure. When Huang Xiaojian was about to leave, a person stood in front of him, this person was Wu Dalang, with a smile on his face.
Huang Xiaojian took two steps back and said, "What do you want to do?" Isn't it still good to say that the food is not delicious? I can't get used to your food, what's the problem? ”
Wu Dalang said with a smile: "We don't talk about food. I'd like to ask you to talk about it alone. ”
Huang Xiaojian was a little scared, he didn't believe that he had anything to talk about with this boss, seeing that he was smiling and hiding a knife in his face, he definitely wanted to take revenge on him.
Huang Xiaojian dodged and was about to escape, but before he could take a few steps, he was caught by Daywind.
Wu Dalang said to the daywind, "Bring him in." ”
Wu Dalang said and walked towards the kitchen, carrying Huang Xiaojian in the day wind as if he was carrying a chicken to be slaughtered, but this chicken can talk.
"Let me go down, let me go down, please let me go down, I want to go home..."
Yeyu, who was standing next to the day wind, said impatiently: "Don't make any noise, I'll give you a sword again." ”
Huang Xiaojian wants to cry without tears, is this still the world he knows? Why is it so dangerous?
"You say, what will Boss Wu do to this guy?"
"I guess it's probably a kitchen knife, chop it into a meat puree, and make it into meat buns for you to eat."
"Bah, don't be disgusting. I guess it's a cure for his anorexia. ”
......
In the kitchen, Huang Xiaojian stood obediently, not daring to move at all, for fear that he would really make a meat bun.
Wu Dalang said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, everyone knows that I, Wu Dalang, am an amiable person." I just wanted to ask you a few words, and you're going to tell me, right? ”
Huang Xiaojian nodded vigorously: "I will, I will, I will tell you anything you want to know, I, Huang Xiaojian, gave the nickname Bai Xiaosheng to the rivers and lakes." ”
The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth pulled, you are still Bai Xiaosheng, Bai Xiaosheng is also a scholar.
Wu Dalang didn't have anything to do with Huang Xiaojian, and asked directly: "Someone asked you to come to my hotel, right?" Who is that person? ”
Huang Xiaojian said with some hesitation: "Can you not say this?" It's a matter of professional ethics. ”
Wu Dalang glanced at Ye Yu, and Ye Yu drew his sword in understanding: "Do you want to say it?" Don't you say a sword? ”
Huang Xiaojian felt that he shouldn't have taken this name, Huang Xiaojian, this is a sword in his life.
People were under the eaves and had to bow their heads, Huang Xiaojian could only say: "That person is Ximenqing." ”
"Ximenqing?" When Wu Dalang heard this, he instantly came to his senses.