Chen Daomai was drunk. Drunk as mud.

He couldn't remember how long it had been since he had been so happy, probably the last time he was so happy was on the wedding night with Chen Fei's mother, right? And this time?

He opened his small hazy eyes, looking for the figure that made him proud among the countless figures with drunken eyes. But strangely, that figure didn't appear at all! In front of him were all exactly the same backs, and there were twenty of them!

"What about my son? Where's my son? Seeing his son, Chen Daomai was anxious, and reached out to grab one of the blurred figures, but found that his hand couldn't reach that person, so he was even more irritable in his heart, and his big hand kept probing the figure in front of him, intending to catch one of them and ask where his son was.

Chen Fei looked speechlessly at his father going crazy in front of him.

He just stood in front of his father, and his father couldn't see him, so he always stretched out his hand to his side and waved it randomly, as if he wanted to grab something, but it was useless for a long time, and it looked extremely funny.

"Dad, I'm right in front of you." Chen Fei covered his face, a little bit didn't want to see his father's drunken appearance, it was really embarrassing!

Fortunately, the people who came to drink were basically drunk, and no one saw Chen Daomai's ugly state. It's a good thing that there are no cameras in this era, and no one will pass on his drunken appearance.

Chen Fei looked at his drunken father and became worried. Daddy's body is enough to fit the two of him, and he's in a drunken frenzy, how do you ask him to move Daddy home? On such a cold day, do you want Dad to sleep outside like this?

"Zhang Qing! Come and help! Chen Fei beckoned, and Zhang Qing, who was several laps thinner than Chen Fei, appeared beside him. Uncle, what are you looking for me? ”

"Uncle? You teach my uncle? Chen Fei's eyes immediately widened and he was unhappy. I'm only seven or eight years older than you! You actually call me uncle? Am I that old? ”

Zhang Qing nodded very seriously, pointed at himself, and then pointed at Chen Daomai: "I call him grandpa." ”

Chen Fei...... Nima, blame the father for recognizing the righteous grandson, according to the seniority, and really call himself uncle.

"Okay, it doesn't matter what it's called, the important thing now is how to move your grandfather back to the house, I can't move it alone."

Zhang Qing looked at himself, then at Chen Daomai, and spread his hands helplessly: "Even if you add me, it's not enough." ”

Chen Fei immediately gave him a burst chestnut. "Nonsense, of course I don't know enough, I just called you here so that you can figure out how to get Daddy back!"

Zhang Qing scratched his head, and finally helplessly spread his hands, and Chen Fei took a look, saying that his brain capacity was not enough, and he couldn't think of how to move his father back.

"Hey! It seems that there is only a magnification move! Chen Fei seemed to be very helpless, showing a forced expression, casually found a rope, tied the squeezing father to a strong knot, and then found a wooden stick that was not too thin at the construction site, hung the father on it like a hanging boar, and then raised his eyebrows at Zhang Qing.

"Let's carry him back!"

Zhang Qing ......., "Are you really his biological son?" ”

"Smack!" Chen Fei gave him a big slap in the face. "Stop talking nonsense, get to work!"

However, the strength of the two of them was too small, and a father couldn't lift it, not to mention that he added an extra stick, and he stopped panting and puffing after making two efforts, panting and staring on the side, but there was nothing he could do.

At this time, the farmer who came to Chen Fei's house to help happened to come over, and when he saw the situation here, he took a curious look, and saw Chen Fei tying his father to a wooden stick like a dead pig, and said in surprise: "My lord, you are ...... this"

Chen Fei and Zhang Qing turned their heads in amazement, staring at the pores of several villagers.

"Your Excellency... What's wrong? Does the old man have flowers on his face? ”

"No flowers, no flowers! But it's better than having flowers! Chen Fei rubbed his hands excitedly and said with a smile: "It's me who is confused, I almost forgot that there are so many helpers, come!" Come over here and take my dad back! ”

The dealers .......... "My lord! Don't make a fuss! How can you put the old man back like this? What if I dislocate my man's hand bones? ”

Chen Fei scratched his head and thought about it, then nodded and said, "What you said still makes some sense, so what do you say?" ”

"Let's take the old man back! Can't so many of us lift him? Zhuang Hu looked at Chen Fei inexplicably, as if he had asked a very stupid question.

Chen Fei........ Looks like he's really stupid!

"Then you guys come and help, why didn't you show up earlier, I almost tied up my father, hehehe."

Bankers....... Curse! You've tied up your daddy, and we saw just now that you're really going to carry him back like that!

With the addition of the bankers, even if the father was drunk and crazy, he was carried into the house by these big men shouting one, two, three, and one voice.

Chen Fei stood in place with his hands folded, looking at the direction in which his father was carried in.

"It's time to invite a few maids to the family, you can't let your dad do everything, right? We are also people with status, if there is a maid who doesn't have it, say it and make people laugh. ”

Zhang Qingmeng nodded: "Hurry up, hurry up, go find a few maids, I want to be a housekeeper!" ”

"Go! Just you? Still want to be a housekeeper? Chen Fei unceremoniously rewarded Zhang Qing with a big chestnut. Don't dream, you're still too tender, you can't tell the difference between firewood, rice, oil and salt, how to be a housekeeper? ”

"So what am I doing at home? There are maids and maids to do chores, and there are housekeepers above, so I have become redundant. The little guy seems to be afraid that he will become a superfluous person and be abandoned by the Chen family.

Chen Fei touched the little guy's head and said with relief: "Don't worry, I will send you to the school in a few days, follow the teachers to learn pen and ink well, and I will teach you some things when I go back, and then talk to the adults of the Guozijian, and send you to the Guozijian, and it will not be difficult to become an official in a few years.......

"I don't want to be an official!" Zhang Qing shook his head like a rattle.

"And what do you want to do?" Chen Fei was surprised, there are still people who don't want to be officials these days? Is he crazy or is the world crazy?

"I want to ...... I want to join the army! Zhang Qing licked his lips excitedly, "I want to be a soldier like those soldier brothers, with martial arts like Brother Yin Ping!" ”

"Boom!" Chen Fei unceremoniously knocked on the little guy's head, "Be a big-headed ghost!" If you don't do it, you want to be a soldier, are you sick? ”

Then Chen Fei corrected another mistake of the little guy. "You call Yin Ping the eldest brother, why do you call me uncle, Yin Ping is five or six years older than me, okay?"

"Huh? Then I'll call him uncle! Zhang Qing stuck out his tongue, then scratched his head and said, "Actually, I think it's very fun to be a soldier!" You can chat with Brother Bing and listen to their past battles, and feel excited when you think about it! Zhang Qing's little face turned red with excitement.

"Fun fart! To be a soldier is to die! Don't you know? ”

"I know!" Zhang Qing nodded seriously. "I know that people are going to die, but I'm not afraid, anyway, I'm almost a person who died once, since it was the army that saved me, then I'm ready to die for the army! Uncle, I like the atmosphere of the army, let me go to the army in the future, okay? ”

Chen Fei suddenly realized that Zhang Qing had been living in the army since he left his hometown, and the army was almost a second home for him, and it was normal to have this kind of thought, and his attitude towards joining the army was very serious and firm, so he asked him to become a soldier in the future....... It's not impossible!

"Okay! It's okay to join the army, but you have to go to school before that! Chen Fei shook his hand and walked inside.

Zhang Qing was originally quite happy, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, he was like a deflated ball, and he was suddenly stunned......

(End of chapter)