Chapter 487: Fortunately, I was witty and saved you with a soak of urine!

Zhang Lan woke up from her fantasy and saw Xu Yan's face close at hand, this shock was not trivial, and she convulsed in a panic.

Xu Yan looked at her playfully at first, but when he saw that she was getting more and more serious, he paid attention to it, and when he heard her shouting for water, he tried to find water to save her, and thought of urine for the first time.

I have to say that the cranial nerves of this product are different from ordinary people, and when other people encounter this situation, they will think of blood, and maybe they will create a romance, and it is not necessary to win the beauty in the end; But he is different, his waves are enough, but he has nothing to do with romance, and he is used to doing things that burn the piano and cook cranes and spoil the scenery, just like now.

The situation was critical, Xu Yan did not waste time, walked to the corner of the stone room, took out the kettle he carried with him, and began to urinate.

With a big bubble sprinkled, Xu Yan walked back with a hot kettle, seeing Zhang Lan's pale face, and the voice in his mouth was getting weaker and weaker, it was obviously extremely dangerous, he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhang Lan up.

"Water..."Zhang Lan spoke weakly, her consciousness already confused.

"That's what you want." Xu Yan muttered a sentence and directly leaned the spout of the pot over...

As soon as the spout of the pot approached, Zhang Lan felt that there was water, and under the survival instinct, he began to drink, at first the amplitude was still very small, and then the amplitude became larger and larger, and he also made a gurgling sound.

"This chick is drinking very energetically, can't it be a pervert?" Xu Yan thought evilly, looking at Zhang Lan's gaze was very strange, he had never seen this urine drink so cheerfully and eagerly, he had never seen it before.

Just when he was thinking wildly, Zhang Lan's body stopped convulsions because of the water supplement, his breathing gradually smoothed out, and his pale face was a little more bloody.

Soon, Zhang Lan's eyelashes squirmed a few times, her closed eyes slowly opened, her lips squirmed a few times, she suddenly coughed, and came to her senses.

"Are you awake?" Seeing her wake up, Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Lan regained consciousness, and when she saw Xu Yan squatting in front of her, she took a step back vigilantly and said, "You... Why are you here? ”

"Why am I here? Of course I'm here for you, otherwise you'd think you'd come here for a walk! ”

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids, said angrily, and saw that Zhang Lan was a little confused, and explained: "You have been missing for three days, your companion called the police, we were afraid that you were in danger, so we came down to look for you." ”

After listening to Xu Yan's narration, Zhang Lan suddenly remembered, remembered that he went to the ancient tomb, and also remembered that he fell into an illusion, but he didn't expect that three days had passed.

Thinking that she was in a dream, she was still thinking about cleaning up Xu Yan, but Xu Yan saved herself, she was suddenly a little embarrassed, and twisted: "Thank you!" ”

"You're welcome." Xu Yan accepted it unceremoniously, and his eyes rolled and asked, "What happened to you just now, why did you suddenly faint and shout for water?" ”

"I don't know!" Zhang Lan thought for a while, shook her head and said she didn't know.

"Do you know how dangerous you were just now, and you were about to hang up, but fortunately, I was witty and saved you with a soak of urine."

"Thank you..."Zhang Lan thanked her again, but she stopped abruptly after only half of her words, she stared at Xu Yan, as if she had encountered something terrible, and said in a trembling voice: "What did you just say?" ”

She stared at Xu Yan deadly, very scared in her heart, really afraid that what this bastard said was true, and she really fed her urine.

However, as is often the case, the more you are afraid of something, the more it will find you.

"I said that you were lucky to meet me, but fortunately I was witty at the critical moment, and I saved you with a soak of urine, is there any problem?" Xu Yan pretended to be dazed, but the corners of his lips hooked up a wicked smile, obviously on purpose.

Didn't Zhang Lan molt him and bully him in the illusion, then he would be disgusted and disgusted with him.

"You..." Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, her fingers trembling and pointed at Xu Yan, turned around and retched, not to mention how disgusting.

Vomit!

Zhang Lan retched, the bile she vomited was about to come out, and she heard Xu Yan ask her what was wrong, and she couldn't help it anymore when she said cool things on the side, she turned around angrily and yelled at Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, you bastard, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you..."

Of course, Xu Yan would not be frightened by her, he plucked out his ears, and said: "I saved you, is it really good to shout and kill your life-saving benefactor like this?" ”

Xu Yan's fluttering words were tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, which made Zhang Lan more and more furious, she pointed at Xu Yan and said, "You still dare to say that you actually fed me to drink... Drink that stuff and you're sick to death! ”

"You mean pee." Xu Yan made up for her words, seeing that she was ashamed and angry, her eyes rolled, and she said: "I also want to save you, you were in a critical situation at the time, and you wanted water in your mouth, if you don't have water, the consequences will be unimaginable, so..."

"You can go find water!"

"The situation was critical, so how could I have time to get water? And this is an ancient tomb, you think it's at home, you can find it if you want to find water? Besides, even if you find water, do you think you can drink it? ”

Zhang Lan was blocked for a while, knowing that what Xu Yan said was right, but emotionally, she couldn't accept drinking urine, especially Xu Yan's urine, which was too disgusting, so she didn't care about it: "Then you can't feed me that kind of thing." ”

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and asked, "In this case, you teach me, what should I feed you?" ”

"How do I know?" Zhang Lan said, she is disgusting, where is she in the mood to think about this.

"Then you're dead."

Zhang Lan was stunned for a moment, began to think about it, and brought herself into Xu Yan's situation, and after a while, she said, "You can feed blood." ”

"Feed blood?"

"Yes!" Zhang Lan nodded, although the blood was also disgusting, it was at least much easier to accept than urine.

"For your size, feed you blood, you think it's beautiful!" Xu Yan sneered and said, "Do you know what kind of place this is?" This is an ancient tomb, I don't know what terrible things will happen, if I feed you blood, how can I maintain my combat effectiveness? ”

Xu Yan paused and continued: "Taking a step back, even if I don't encounter other dangers, this place has been impermeable for many years, and I don't know how many germs there are, what if I get infected?" ”

"Then you can't feed me that..."Zhang Lan said unreasonably.

"I don't know where your senseless disgust comes from." Xu Yan glanced at Zhang Lan and said: "But I can tell you very responsibly, in terms of hydration, urine is more suitable than blood, urine accounts for 96 to 97 percent of the water, and urine is also used as a medicinal material in traditional Chinese medicine, plus I have preserved the child's urine for 19 years, which can not only replenish water and drive away evil spirits, but also beautify..."

You're a beauty of home urine!

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, so angry that the flower branches trembled, and her chest rose and fell for a while, "Get out, you get out of me!" ”

… (To be continued.) )