Here's the thing, as the head of the seventy-two main stores in Bianjing, Alum Lou is actually not just a green building, but more of a restaurant or a high-end nightclub similar to later generations. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

And there are other sisters in the Alumlou who are the head of the Oiran line like Master Li, and they are not the kind of people who do the skin and meat business as many people imagine, let alone sell their bodies.

To put it bluntly, their main job is actually to accompany others to recite poems, talk about heaven and earth, talk about love, and provide spiritual services.

If you have to make an analogy, it is actually equivalent to a female star in later generations, and to be more accurate, it is the kind of beautiful star who does not make movies and TV series, only sings and dances, and chats with people in the show.

Most of the guests who come to these places are naturally not here to satisfy their carnal desires (these are satisfied by concubines and maidservants), but to obtain spiritual satisfaction, and at the same time use this place as a platform for the gathering and exchange of literati and wealthy people.

Therefore, generally speaking, as the place with the most rich literati and officials in the Great Song Dynasty, the backyard of the seventy-two main stores in Bianjing City can always gather a large group of literati and rich civil officials.

So, Lin Chong and Huan Yi, who were led to the backyard by the junior two in front of them, were very fortunate to meet two acquaintances in a hall before Jin Chu'er or Yu Chu'er came.

"Isn't this the head of the Lin sect, haha, but I forgot, you are no longer the head of the sect."

The first to find the two of them was Gu Pengzhen, the "great talent" of Guozijian, who was bragging to Zha Huairen and a group of people about how close he was to Xiaogong, and then he saw Lin Chong, and immediately muttered excitedly to the surrounding Tai students, a few petty officials in green robes, and two Qingqi people, and then led a group of people to greet him.

"Haha, Lin Jiaotou, Master Huan, it's been a long time, I don't know what Lin Jiaotou is here for?"

Zha Huairen also smiled and said, knowing from Gu Pengzhen that Lin Chong was expelled from the Taiwei Mansion for the errand of the head of the sect, Zha Huairen was very happy in his heart, but now when he saw Lin Chong, he deliberately repeated the words of the head of the sect, just to make Lin Chong sad.

Life in Bianjing City is not easy, you have no income now if you have no errands, see how you can support your family? I used to be poor and sour, and I could only eat soup cakes on the street, but now I'm afraid I won't be able to open the pot, right?

It can't be said that in a few days, this guy can only go to Shuiguan to lift heavy objects and do a hard job, presumably this Lin Chong must be anxious now.

However, Lin Chong's eyes were not sad or anxious, but looked at him like a stupid beep.

This stupid bird is still as stupid as ever, do you think Lao Tzu can't live without the errand of the head of the sect?

Last time, I was scolded by Lao Tzu and ran away, but this time I took the initiative to send it to find a scolding.

A slut is really a slut, just like a dog can't change that.

However, Lin Chong suddenly didn't have much interest in scolding them, because this was a bunch of waste, and there were too many wastes like him.

It's like a bunch of stinky shit, you scold them, you only disgust yourself.

Lin Chong now only has an unspeakable disgust for this group of people.

However, before Lin Chong could speak, a group of students and several green-robed petty officials behind him shouted.

"It's really ridiculous, I'm waiting for talented people to gather here, just Huan Gongzi comes, why is this vulgar military man also coming to join in the fun, it's really shameless, there are no rules!"

"Haha, that's what I'm saying, the Wuna military man should go to Shuiguan to carry the goods, can you come to the alum tower? If you want to join in the fun, you don't know what your identity is. ”

"That's it, how can we and other talented people be in the same army as thieves, it's really Sven sweeping the floor......"

This group of people had also heard about the events of that day, and now when they heard Gu Pengzhen say that this person was the vulgar military man who insulted their literati and doctors that day, they naturally didn't care about the three-seven-twenty-one, and immediately became angry with the enemy.

Huan Yi was so angry, but since he recognized Lin Chong as his eldest brother, he naturally put Lin Chong first in everything, so Lin Chong didn't speak, and he didn't speak, and he also felt that he might not be able to say so many people on the other side.

Lin Chong kept smiling mockingly, looking at the group of clowns in front of him with disdain, and the eyes that seemed to be eyeing all beings stinged this group of high-ranking scholars more and more.

"A group of garbage who don't learn and don't know how to eat, don't divide grains, and wait for death."

A group of literati and doctors immediately blew up the nest, and several men were so angry that their faces were red and their eyes were wide open, and they went crazy on the spot.

"You, you, you...... Thieves kill talents, you still dare to scold us?! ”

Lin Chong smiled: "Who are you scolding when the thief kills?" ”

That person was more brainless than Zha Huairen, his face turned red, and he didn't want to say: "I scolded you for the thief's killing!" ”

Lin Chong laughed and said: "It turns out that this brother Tai also knows that he is a thief and a murderer, which is really disrespectful!" ”

Several people in the alum building suddenly burst out laughing when they heard this, and a few students also wanted to laugh but couldn't, their faces were red, their necks were thick, and their shoulders were shaking.

Gu Pengzhen frowned, he didn't expect that with so many students, as well as several officials, and a few Jinshi who were waiting for an errand to come down, this thief and army were not afraid at all.

He thought about it for a moment, and thought about it.

"You're not right, you don't know, although Brother Lin is a martial artist, he has a heart that loves poetry and writing, the day before yesterday, Brother Lin chanted a song "Fixing the Storm" on the street, which is a rare and wonderful word, and it amazed the audience."

Gu Pengzhen suddenly wanted to hold Lin Chong's hand affectionately, Lin Chong dodged and avoided it, this guy didn't feel embarrassed, but became more and more enthusiastic to introduce Lin Chong, and the title suddenly became Brother Lin.

The corners of Lin Chong's mouth seemed to be smiling, and he said in his heart, Do you think I'm stupid, thinking that if you change your attitude, you will let down your guard against you? But let's see what kind of medicine he sells in his gourd.

As soon as Gu Pengzhen finished introducing it, the other talents immediately made a look of surprise: "It's the one, 'Don't listen to the sound of the forest beating the leaves, why don't you chant and walk slowly.'" Bamboo cane shoes are lighter than horses, who is afraid? Is it a rain of smoke and rain? It's a wonderful word. ”

"I didn't expect Brother Lin to have such talent, it's really disrespectful and disrespectful!"

"I don't know Brother Lin's deeds before, there are many rudenesses, don't blame it, don't blame it, but today I and other young talents are gathering here, since it coincides with the meeting, why don't Brother Lin leave a masterpiece, so that I can appreciate it together, so that Brother Lin can be famous."

Lin Chongxin said What kind of plane are you doing, who has this time to accompany you to chant poetry against me, I am here to find Master Li to sell flower water.

So he said in disgust, "I'm sorry, I'm not available." ”

So the group of people became excited, and someone said: "It's just a chanting of the first word, how much time can be delayed." ”

"Brother Lin, doesn't you look down on me?"

"I don't think I don't look down on me, can't I do it?"

Sure enough, there are those who sing with red faces, and there are those who sing with white faces, only to see Gu Pengzhen with a look, Zha Huairen immediately laughed happily, and said loudly: "Of course he can't do it."

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You don't know yet, the song "Dingfeng Bo Mo Listens to the Sound of Fighting Leaves in the Forest" he chanted on the royal street the day before yesterday was actually composed by a Taoist priest who traveled to Fang, and he listened to it and stole it for himself, which is really famous! ”

The crowd exploded again, and all the faces of all the people changed, and they all cast disdainful glances at Lin Chong in pretending to be surprised, while Gu Pengzhen and Zha Huairen's eyes were indescribably happy.

"I see, no wonder there are so many prevarications!"

"It's so shameless......"

It turns out that good words in the Great Song Dynasty are popular songs in later generations, and Oiran girls like Li Shishi are the most famous singers in later generations, and Oiran girls and literati are also in that kind of mutually beneficial relationship.

The words of the talented man need to be sung by the Oiran lady, these Oiran ladies are usually not in contact with the big officials and talents, or the rich and powerful, if you sing the words of a certain talent, and then introduce a sentence to the dignitaries, this is a certain genius masterpiece, and the fame of this talent will spread, and it will be of great help to know the powerful in the future, and add officials to the knighthood.

And the Oiran lady also needs good words from celebrities, so when they accompany these talents and magnates, they have words to sing, otherwise they will have one or two good words or simply words that can't be taken out over and over again, wouldn't it be disappointing?

It is for this reason that when I heard that someone on the royal street chanted a wonderful song, it immediately attracted the attention of all the Oiran Qingqi people, and later heard that the lyricist Li Shishi was invited, and all the Oiran were envious and jealous, and they all thought to themselves that you Li Shishi have fallen in love with the biggest local tyrant in the Great Song Dynasty, why did you still come to grab good words with us.

After Master Li was wrapped up by the big tyrant Zhao Ji, it was not easy for the Oiran of other buildings to come to her, but the sisters of Alum Lou were not among them, so the next day many sisters found Master Li one after another, and asked what good words did they get in addition to the song "Fixing the Storm"?

Master Li was asked a lot, so he told the truth, and told them that there was no one, the reason is that the poem "Fixing the Storm" was also written by Lin Chong when he was a child, and he happened to hear a visit to the Taoist Su Dongpo when he was a child, so the entire alum building knew about it, and then today Gu Pengzhen and they all knew it.

In other words, this group of sluts has been acting just now, without a director and without prior consultation, this group of sluts can spontaneously cooperate so well, and it can be regarded as a "talent".

Huan Yi is a smart person, how could he not know the despicable thoughts of this group of literati, and he was suddenly very angry: "Isn't it just a chant, who said that Brother Lin can't chant it, if it does, what will you do?" ”

He said chanting instead of composing lyrics, and he and General Lu both felt that Lin Chong was too strange, a forbidden army leader was so insightful, everything he said was clear, and the head was Tao.

According to their feelings, Su Dongpo seemed to have made it up out of thin air, but since Lin Chong said so, the two of them were not sure whether those two poems were written by Lin Chong.

However, Lin Chong smiled and said, "Since this is the case, then I will compose a poem and give it to you." ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, didn't they say that this Lin Chong was a vulgar soldier? Didn't he say that the poem was just chanted by a Taoist priest when he was a child? In this way, he must have an empty stomach and is vulgar, how can he dare to compose poetry on the spot?

"Young Master Lin, my young lady is invited."

At this moment, Yu Chu'er walked in from outside the hall, and when she saw Lin Chong, she was immediately overjoyed.

Everyone was completely petrified, and only then did they react, it turned out that what Lin Chong said just now was not available, and it was really not a prevarication.

Master Li, the first Oiran lady in Bianjing, the first beauty in Bianjing who was raised by the official family, those of us who came here to ask for someone who couldn't see a hundred times, this vulgar military man can actually say that he can see him.

What a!