"Hey, bullshit, do you know why your teacher called you a hooligan?"

Fu Jundie looked unfathomable, and he was tempting to follow the.

"Why?"

I don't know why, so I quickly asked.

Fu Jundie smiled mysteriously.

"If you want me to tell you, it's fine, but shouldn't you show a little sincerity?"

"Sincerity, what sincerity?"

was a little confused, last time He Yilian asked him to be sincere, and this time Fu Jundie also asked him to be sincere.

But what the hell is this sincerity, I can't figure it out.

Fu Jundie looked at this expression, knowing that this guy probably didn't know which Java country he thought of, and immediately explained.

"In short, you promised me one condition."

Niu looked at Fu Jundie with some doubts.

"Condition, what condition?"

"You may not know, my parents have been forcing me to go on a blind date during this time, but I don't want to go on a blind date, so I want to find you to pretend to be my boyfriend, so that they won't force me to go on a blind date, okay."

Fu Jundie pleaded with a pitiful face.

When he heard this, he immediately frowned a little and said, "But I won't lie!" ”

Seeing that the attitude of refusal was not resolute, Fu Jundie hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot.

"It's not a lie, it's just a show for them to let them know that I already have a boyfriend, so they won't force me to go on a blind date."

Awesome: "Acting? ”

Fu Jundie: "Yes, you think of yourself as an actor, you are acting, in this way, you are not lying." ”

After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized: "Yes! However, how should that boyfriend act! ”

Fu Jundie smiled and patted his shoulder and said, "It's not simple, how to act in idol dramas, you can act as you do!" ”

"Idol drama!"

He didn't know what it was, he didn't know what an idol drama was at all.

Fu Jundie: "Anyway, you will think that you are my boyfriend when the time comes, just play to your heart's content." ”

Bull realized: "Oh~, okay, then I promise you, but you haven't told me why?" ”

Fu Jundie smiled charmingly and explained to the bull.

"It's very simple, think about it, a woman's pants, this is a woman's most intimate underwear, no matter which woman sees her such private clothes being held in the hands of an unfamiliar man, she will be a little ashamed."

"And the more a woman values chastity, the more ashamed she will be when she sees her intimate clothes in the hands of an unfamiliar man."

"Really? Do all women think like this? Just touched one of her clothes, and she would react so much. ”

Bull asked a little puzzled.

"Nonsense, this is common sense, hey, I said, did you jump out of the crack in the stone, you don't know?"

Fu Jundie glanced at him angrily.

: "I really don't know, I grew up in the army, and I came into contact with either weapons and ammunition or big men, and all around me were men, rarely women. ”

"No wonder!"

Fu Jundie thought for a while, she finally knew this guy, why didn't she understand a lot of common sense, this guy grew up in a group of men.

"Then you should know why your teacher is angry by now!"

Fu Jundie asked.

"Got it!"

T nodded.

"Yes."

Fu Jundie smiled like a teacher who could be taught, and then continued.

"Then I'll give me an analysis of why your teacher beat you!"

"Good!"

Awesome look like being taught with an open mind.

Fu Jundie: "This unfamiliar man is enough to make her angry, not to mention, you also have a special identity, you are her student." ”

"Originally, this teacher was a majestic image in front of the students, but now a student is holding her pants in front of her eyes, doesn't this make her lose face and feel that she has no face to see people, how can she not be annoyed and ashamed!"

"By the way, you were still smiling?"

When he thought about it, he was suddenly surprised: "How do you know? ”

Fu Jundie: "Hmph! Of course I know, do you know what the ultimate trigger for this is? It's because of your laughter! ”

The bull was a little puzzled and said, "Why?" ”

Fu Jundie: "Think about it, in such a scene, you, as a student, holding the female teacher's pants, stood at the door, smiled at the female teacher, how could she not think that it was a shame on her." ”

"How could she not think that you were deliberately here to make fun of her!"

"So, when you are angry, it's no wonder that your teacher will scold you for being a hooligan and beat you."

The IQ is 20 times higher than ordinary people, and under Fu Jundie's click, everything is understood in an instant, and the relationship is a misunderstanding.

He felt that he seemed to have gone too far, so he was ready to go to Liu Ruoxue to apologize.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Liu Ruoxue looked at the bull who ran out of the door and asked.

"I'm going to apologize."

After saying that, the is gone.

"This guy!"

Fu Jundie smiled helplessly.

It is 20 times faster than ordinary people. Like a supersonic cruise missile, it's unimaginably fast.

The traffic policeman, who was directing traffic on the road, suddenly felt as if a cold wind was blowing in front of his face, as if something was flashing in front of his eyes.

"I haven't slept well lately and I'm hallucinating."

The traffic police touched their heads, and some Zhang Er couldn't touch the back of his head.

At this time, a suspicious vehicle next to him was preparing to come, and the traffic police immediately let go of the illusion in their minds and continued to direct the traffic.

"Whew!"

At the door of the flower shop, a strong wind blew.

The owner, who was sitting in the shop, looked at his bouquet of flowers hanging by the wind, and quickly walked out with some worry.

But as soon as I got to the door, there was no wind at all.

The boss was a little puzzled.

At this time, he suddenly found that there were two hundred-dollar bills under his feet in front of him, which surprised him very much.

He hurriedly bent down and picked up two hundred-dollar bills, and the touch of a piece of paper turned out to be real.

It's pie in the sky.

The boss was about to go back to the store when he suddenly noticed that a bouquet of flowers he had placed at the door was missing.

"Hey, my roses, where are my roses, they were still here just now."

The boss looked left and right, but he couldn't see the shadow of the rose.

"What the hell, 200 yuan fell from the world, and my roses are gone."

The boss felt very unlucky, and his feelings were not to make money or lose money.

"Wait!"

The boss suddenly remembered something, it seems that the price of his bouquet of roses is 199?

ps: Thank you for the reward from the natural readers of the Heavenly Dao Law, and I will continue to watch three more tomorrow.