zephyr

Sunset,

Liujiacun Village,

A scattered sound of horses' hooves,

The air was filled with the smell of burning houses and burnt meat, and from time to time there was the crackling explosion of the rubble being scorched by the heat, and there was a mess everywhere, corpses everywhere, old people, children, women...

"Tell me quickly, where is the saint of Zhongzhou, not to mention that I killed a few of you untouchables, and you, a prostitute, the first one to kill is you"

A group of black-clothed men on horseback, masked, surrounded several villagers, and the voice came from one of them.

A few villagers who looked like people had already lost their souls with fear, and there was only fear left in their eyes.

Except, of course, there is one of them.

"I said this beauty, oh, this girl, don't call people horny? Ask someone to ask, you shouldn't be so rude, even if you saved me at the time" The person who replied was the crazy three cows.

In fact, the crazy three cows are not called crazy three cows, but after he came here, a kind eldest sister gave it to him, he is actually called Li Chunguang, but unfortunately this eldest sister is estimated to be in a different place now。。。。。。。

"You。。。。。 Besides, I'll kill you right away" said he stretched out his hand and pulled out the sword on his waist and pointed at the crazy three bulls, it was Li Chunguang.

Obviously, she heard "don't call people indiscriminately" and scolded her for being a thief.

"Stop, Xiaoman, don't be rude". A man in black next to her hurriedly stopped her.

"Yes, master" called Xiaoman's response, and reluctantly put the sword back, there was at least a million reluctance on his face, and Li Chunguang could still feel it despite covering his face.

It's a man in black again, and I don't understand why I have to wear black clothes in broad daylight, even if I do bad things, I don't need to wear black clothes? Aren't you hot with such a big sun? Hot or not? Hot. Li Chunguang's heart was already ten thousand horses of grass Nima rushing by.

"A few neighbors, you don't have to be afraid, in fact, we want to ask you about the saint of Middle-earth" The voice was tactful, like a lark singing, and when you heard it, you knew that it must be a beautiful woman like a fairy, oh, girl. Li Chunguang was obscene in his heart.

"Which of you is the Sage of Middle-earth, or knows where the Sage of Middle-earth is," Bailing continued to ask.

"Eh, I said this beauty, ahhh Although he has tried his best to control his facial expressions and try his best to reveal the truth, goodness and beauty in his heart, he always gives people an extremely obscene appearance, which is one of his characteristics.

Li Chunguang, who saw a beautiful woman, has always been like this, even if he didn't die in a catastrophe just now, he escaped a catastrophe, he didn't just see a beauty, no, he didn't even see it, he was masked, how to look at it, he only heard a voice, and Li Chunguang's incomparably obscene bear appearance was fully revealed.

"Oh, this neighbor, we are all masked, we are all dressed the same, and we have deliberately changed our voices, how do you know that we are girls," Bai Lingge asked in confusion.

Damn, no, and deliberately。。。。。 I'm not deaf or blind, not to mention that my nose is smarter than a dog, especially when I find beautiful women.

I'm more 。。。。。。。。。 in other ways Do you want to try it Li Chunguang muttered in his heart, and the obscene bear appearance was revealed again.

"Three... Niu, don't talk to them, they're not good people, they're going to kill us," a villager uncle called Li Chunguang.

"Uncle Liu, are you better, don't be afraid, it's okay, don't worry, they won't kill us." Li Chunguang helped Uncle Liu next to him up.

"How do you know we're not going to kill you, and you haven't answered the question I asked you"

Hey, woman, that's it, it's just full of curiosity about some ignorant things, the more she doesn't know, the more she doesn't let her know, the more she will want to know, and the lark singing voice is no exception.

"Oh, this is simple, I have to trouble this girl to get some water first, give me a few neighbors to drink, settle down a few of my neighbors, let them relax and rest."

As I just mentioned, one of Li Chunguang's characteristics, Li Chunguang also has a characteristic, that is, pretending to be invincible in B, pretending to be invincible in the world, and unparalleled in the universe. He's going to start pretending to be B again.

"First of all, you are all riding horses, and I have just observed that the horses under your crotches are white, and they run relatively lightly, and the hoof prints left by the hooves of the horses are noticeably lighter than those of the others, which only means that the people on the back of the camels are lighter.

Secondly, the body shape of the two girls is too obvious compared to the other big brothers.

Third, you see, just the two girls are equipped with swords in their waists, and the rest of the eldest brothers, which one is not carrying a hundred and eighty pounds of big knife in his hand, I rely on, exaggerated, if you don't get one hundred and eighty pounds, there are thirty or forty pounds, if we are there, who will carry three or four pounds and ten pounds a day and run around. You have to go out to make a drip, not to mention thirty or forty pounds of things, besides, who fights and still uses your things in the era of cold weapons, all use guns and atomic bombs, have you ever heard of it? What about airplanes, missiles? I know you haven't heard of it.

Fourth, although you are covered with faces, but your hands are not covered, you see the hands of the two of you, although they are not thin skin and tender meat, delicate and clotted fat, but compared to other horse riding brothers, you can no longer be a woman.

Fifth, it is。。。。。。。。

"Shut up, lewd thief, look at the sword," Xiao Man scolded.

Damn, scare me, didn't you just say a hand? As for it? Also look at the sword, I rely on it, it's to see who is cheap, don't look at it, it must be you who's lewd, you're lewd.

How could Li Chunguang know that the ancients were so conservative, and they were looked at, as if they had been looked at, eh, even if they were looked at, it wouldn't be enough.

Not far away, a simple cowshed where the villagers rest. No, aren't they all burned? Hey, don't worry about these details, there are always one or two that haven't burned out.

"Dad, is Brother Sanniu scared stupid, crazy again, and started talking nonsense again, what Didi, the atomic bomb, when he first came, he also said what kind of country in China, cars, airplanes or something, what chickens can fly? Could it be a pheasant? The last time I fought pheasants with Brother Sanniu, the pheasants flew high. ”

"Well, I'm scared, I've been taking the medicine for mad cow disease for almost three months, and I see that I'm getting better, and I'm talking nonsense every day, and now I'm probably scared stupid again."

It was Uncle Liu's son, Liu Meng, who spoke. It is said that the name is like his person, but Liu Meng, this kid, by the way, is the one who was born to be called five big and three thick, with infinite strength, his face is black, except for the muscles all over his body, he is a muscle, and the black whirlwind Li Kui is a big chest and no brain, no, a head and no brain, with developed limbs and a simple mind.

"I said Wa's father, it shouldn't be that the medicine you gave to treat the disease expired, it was two years ago, a veterinarian from the rivers and lakes passed by the village, and the cattle were sick and left for the cattle to be treated."

What? Cure the madness of the cow? It was also expired, and there were 10,000 in Li Chunguang's heart, no, it was a million grass Nima running wildly, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Obviously, it was Uncle Liu's family who survived, Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu's wife, Liu Meng.