Hilarious Soldier Ruffian Chapter 358: You Like Me, I Have Proof!

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Author: Hanxue Independent Man (Bookstore)

Category: Historical Military

"You like me, don't you?"

Xu Yan's quiet words sounded in Zhang Lan's ears, like a thunderbolt exploding in her ears, making her thunder scorched and tender inside.

Shrimp!

Zhang Lan glared at Xu Yan in disbelief, uncertain, "What did you say?" The reason why I asked this was not because I didn't hear clearly, but because I couldn't believe my ears.

"I said you liked me!" Xu Yan repeated again, when he spoke, he looked directly at Zhang Lan, and his expression was rare serious.

This time, Zhang Lan heard it clearly, and she was angry all of a sudden, she exaggerated and laughed: "I, I will like you, do your spring and autumn dreams, and don't pee to take care of your own virtues!" ”

"I was right by me, I was annoyed and angry!" Xu Yan stared at Zhang Lan with a smile, with an expression that you don't want to hide it, I have seen through you.

The sudden dead expression made Zhang Lan grind her teeth for a while, and she wanted to bite again.

But before she could say it, Xu Yan spoke first: "I don't want to admit it, it's okay, I have evidence!" ”

Zhang Lan looked at Xu Yan in amazement, he said that he had evidence, how could this be, it was too late for her to hate him, how could she like him, it was really ridiculous.

As soon as she thought of this, Zhang Lan sneered: "You have a fart proof, even if I like pigs and dogs, I can't like you." ”

"Then do you dare to listen to me and tell me about the evidence?" Xu Yan excited.

Zhang Lan was really excited, and said, "Okay, I want to see what evidence you have." ”

"Then you listen!" Xu Yan said a word, and then said: "I have this evidence, but what the master said, I can't deny it!" ”

"Master, what master?" Zhang Lan looked puzzled, and secretly speculated in her heart. Could it be that he is a fortune teller on the road?

"Master Jin Yong!" Xu Yan spit out these words coolly, and under Zhang Lan's confused expression, he continued: "Master Jin Yong has a book called Heaven and Dragon Slayer, in which the heroine Zhao Min likes the male protagonist Zhang Wuji. took a bite on the palm of his hand, and then deliberately left a scar on it and carried it on her body for the rest of her life, just because she liked him, she wanted to use this method to make him forget her for the rest of his life... Now that you've taken a bite of me, you're sure to like me too! ”

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, messy in the wind, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. Listening to Xu Yan's swear, she is both evidence and a master, she is still a little uneasy, as a result... But it's complete nonsense.

Seeing that she was dumbfounded, the corners of Xu Yan's lips hooked up a wicked smile, his head rose slightly, and he said proudly: "How about it, now you are convinced!" ”

"I'm convinced that you big-headed ghost!" Zhang Lan said angrily.

"Big head. How do you know my head is big, you've spied on me? Xu Yan looked at Zhang Lan in horror. Subconsciously take a step back and protect your crotch with both hands.

"I..." Zhang Lan was about to scold again, but suddenly her pretty face turned red, and she understood what Xu Yan meant, this thing said that her head was big, but she covered her crotch. That obviously doesn't mean that he has a big head, only that his head is big underneath...

"Phew, stinky rascal, shameless..."Zhang Lan scolded with a red face, and didn't bother to talk nonsense with Xu Yan. Impatiently said: "Go away, I don't want to listen to your nonsense!" ”

"I'm blushing, I'm shy, and I said I didn't want to say it!" Xu Yan stretched out his arm to stop Zhang Lan and teased.

Zhang Lan sneered and panted, her chest rose and fell for a while, and she glanced at Xu Yan fiercely, she really wanted to smash his skull and see what was in it, how could she have such a strange idea, she blushed because of his hooligan words, it has nothing to do with being shy and a dime, how can he become shy in his eyes, he is still lame!

Zhang Lan was angry and angry, but she also knew that she was not Xu Yan's opponent at all, so she didn't say much to him, glared at him viciously, bypassed Xu Yan and walked towards the car.

But she was willing to leave, Xu Yango was unwilling to let her go, her footsteps slipped and she took a step to the driver's seat, pulled the car door and pulled out the key.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Lan asked.

"I'm afraid you'll drive into me in a while!" Xu Yan laughed, threw the key out with a wave of his hand, and then turned around and left.

"Xu Yan, you bastard!" Zhang Lan scolded and went to pick up the key angrily.

At this moment, Xu Yan had already come to the rear of the car, opened the trunk, slipped into it, and then closed the trunk again.

The reason why he threw Zhang Lan's key was of course not to tease her, but to have a deep consideration, the jungle is full of people from the Dragon's Tooth Special Operations Brigade, and it is almost impossible for him to get out of the encirclement by himself, but relying on Zhang Lan is a good choice, but it is not realistic to ask her for help, so he can only use this method...

Zhang Lan walked to the place where Xu Yan threw things, and searched for several meters around, but she didn't find the key, but she made a mess, she returned to the car angrily, but found that the key was placed on the front window of the car, so she didn't know where she was, and she was tricked by Xu Yan again.

Zhang Lan's nose was almost crooked, and she scolded angrily, "Xu Yan, you bastard, I can't spare you, if you don't take revenge, I won't call Zhang Lan!" ”

Zhang Lan's yelling did not affect Xu Yan, but instead attracted the four-legged snake and others who were searching for Xu Yan around.

Several people rushed to the scene and stopped in front of Zhang Lan's car, two special combat team members were responsible for guarding, and the four-legged snake went to knock on the car window.

Suddenly seeing a group of soldiers who were fully armed, with oil paint on their faces and guns in their hands, Zhang Lan's heart suddenly burst into action, and he said vigilantly: "Who are you and what do you want to do?" ”

"Just now I heard someone yelling, calling Xu Yan's name, that person should be you, right?" The four-legged snake asked.

As he spoke, Zhang Lan noticed the armband of the four-legged snake, and a flash of inspiration came to him, and he said, "You are from the Dragon Tooth Special Operations Brigade, come and catch Xu Yan's bastard thing." ”

"Do you know Xu Yan?"

"Hmph, this bastard thing, he has played tricks on me several times, even if he turns to ashes, I will recognize him." Zhang Lan gritted her teeth and said, pointed in the direction of the rear of the car, and said, "He just ran over there, you must catch him and eliminate him!" ”

Seeing that Zhang Lan's demeanor did not seem to be fake, the four-legged snake nodded secretly, believing her words, and a group of people followed her instructions. Before leaving, the four-legged snake advised: "The jungle is dangerous, you better leave quickly!" ”

Several people came and went like the wind, coming and going quickly, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, but they searched for a long time, but they couldn't find Xu Yan for a long time, and they couldn't even find any clues, and a group of people couldn't help but wonder.

"Where is this guy hiding, why is there no clue at all, is he really so powerful, and his detection level is higher than ours?"

"Even if he is a master of anti-investigation, he shouldn't leave no clues, I'm afraid we're chasing in the wrong direction!"

"It's all our people, and there's no way there's anything missing from a carpet search, unless he can fly away..."

"It's the car, he must have gotten into the car!"

"It's not good, a group of us poured out of the nest, with that kid's heart, we will definitely go to the camp and attack the squadron leader!"

"Go back!"

(To be continued.) Chapter 358: You Like Me, I Have Proof!