Text 59 A mysterious fat man from the East
The red robe is embroidered with gold thread, and the waist is like a fine willow.
Qiaoqiao's back on the stage is still charming, but it is a little less weak and a little more domineering.
"The feeling of freedom...... It's been a long time. ”
Qiao Qiao pinched his waist with his hands, his side face was slightly slanted, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, his face was full of intoxication, as if there was fragrance in the air. Everyone was stunned to find that when she opened her eyes again, there was a trace of evil in her eyes that had been calm, and the corners of her mouth that had never shown a smile were unprecedentedly curvailed.
"Look, the goddess is smiling!"
The men were flattered to see Jojo's smile. And the girls who are most familiar with her feel a strong strangeness.
Du Sanniang was pleasantly surprised: "Qiaoqiao, are you okay?" ”
"Hahahaha! Okay, better than ever. ”
Qiao Qiao looked up to the sky and laughed, and his bold and crazy posture made Du Sanniang and the three major oirans beside him stunned at the same time.
Is this still the Qiao Sanyuan who is so proud that he has no friends and is so cold that he is in the sky?
"Huh?" Qiao Qiao saw the blazing eyes of everyone in the audience, and turned around curiously and asked, "Why are you all staring at me?" ”
"Jojo, I threw you the note!"
"You're the Oiran in my heart!"
"Jojo, I love you!!"
The men shouted loudly, but Jojo looked confused, as if he didn't know where he was.
"Oiran? Qinglou? ”
Qiao Qiao looked around, and then looked at his bright and dazzling clothes, and suddenly understood something, and laughed: "Hahahahaha!" Interesting, really interesting. These three women are going to compete with Uncle Ben for Oiran, right? ”
Ben, Uncle Ben?
The strong change in Jojo's style brought the noise in the audience to an abrupt end, and also made the three Oiran look at each other.
Du Sanniang seemed to see something, and said in surprise: "Qiaoqiao, you ...... Amnesia? ”
"Amnesia? Of course not. Qiao Qiao covered her mouth and smiled, slapped everyone in the audience, and said coquettishly: "Are people beautiful?" ”
In the past, Qiaoqiao was as cold as ice, except for scolding and rolling his eyes, how could he have such a tender appearance? The men's eyes were about to pop out, and they said, "Beautiful, it's just beautiful bubbling!" ”
Qiao Qiao ate and smiled, and the orchid pointed to the three major oirans: "Hehe, how about comparing with them?" ”
"You're the most beautiful!"
If it weren't for the outstanding appearance, how could the three major Oiran be pressed to the point that they couldn't hold their heads up just by scolding?
Qiao Qiaoying's lips were full of spring, and the corners of her eyes were charming: "Since this is the case, do you still need to compare?" ”
The men were so fascinated that they lost their souls, and said in unison: "No need to compare, you are the leader of the Oiran!" ”
Talking and laughing, I have captured countless hearts.
The three major Qinglou were defeated in an instant, and several mothers lost hope of turning over, stumbling and almost fainting. On the other hand, Du Sanniang had no joy of winning, and her face was worried.
"Hahaha! You really have a vision. As a reward, who will be the first to take the stage......" Qiao Qiaobei bit his index finger lightly, and his eyes swept around: "How about people give him a fragrant kiss?" ”
Kiss of the Goddess!
The explosive promise made all men boil! In order to get a kiss that can only appear in dreams, the men do not hesitate to start sprinting, like bulls in heat.
There was chaos in the courtyard of Piaoxiang, and all the men rushed to the stage, rushing towards the shadow that was impossible to refuse.
"Qiaoqiao, I'm here, Mu Ma~~"
"Fuck off, Jojo is mine!"
"Lao Tzu is going to cut people, all of them will flash aside!"
The three Oiran fled in panic, and the not-so-spacious circular stage was occupied by a group of people. The nearest man spread his arms, pursed his pig's mouth, and pounced on Jojo.
No one noticed that a cold mockery flashed at the corner of Qiaoqiao's mouth.
"Bang bang!!"
"Oops!"
"I'll go!"
"Ahh
The people who were still in the sprinting posture were stunned to find that the fastest figures flew back upside down, each grinning and screaming in pain.
On the Qiong Terrace, there was only one person left.
Qiao Qiao's delicate little feet were raised high, and it was obvious that those people were kicked down by her.
"A bunch of waste, also want to eat Uncle Ben's tofu? Hmph, man, there's really no good thing! ”
The goddess suddenly turned her face, leaving everyone in the audience stunned.
A word makes people crazy, a word makes people silent, and a smile makes the rain and clouds.
Xiao Can opened his mouth wide, scorched by the thunder, and suddenly remembered Qiaoqiao's previous words in his mind.
"If I suddenly don't feel like myself, or even do something out of the ordinary, something here might help. But you must promise me that you will never open it until you have to. ”
Looking at Qiao Qiao, whose temperament had changed drastically on the stage, recalling her frightened eyes, Xiao Can vaguely understood the meaning of these words.
"Qiao Sanyuan, what are you crazy about? Give me down! ”
Xiao Can pushed away a benevolent brother holding his balls, shouting while clutching his purse, hesitating to open it.
Qiao Qiao's beautiful eyes wandered, and he wondered, "Who are you?" ”
I went, and I was so sick that I didn't even know him.
Xiao Can rolled his eyes and said, "I am your father-in-law, and I don't go home obediently to have a child with me." ”
Messire? Is it growing so fast?
In the stunned eyes of the men, Qiao Qiaoqiao's face collapsed, and she said angrily: "Hugh wants to talk nonsense, who is your lady!" ”
"Of course it's you, you forgot?" Xiao Can just wanted to stabilize this girl first, and said nonsense: "That night, under the small bridge, you said that you would marry tomorrow." On the second night, in the small firewood room, you and I will squeeze into a bed together-"
"Shut up, don't say any more!"
Qiao Qiao covered his ears, two red clouds flew up his cheeks, and his eyes were full of doubts, as if he was wondering if there was such a thing.
Hey, it looks like there's a door.
Xiao Can wanted to say something more, but found that his big hand was held by a soft little hand. Turning her head to look, the little witch took advantage of the chaos to touch her side, and her pretty face was full of anxiety.
"Come with me!"
On one side was the crazy Qiao Sanyuan, and on the other side was the fiery Yun Mianmian, Xiao Can felt that his head was about to explode.
"What's going on again? Miss, I'm very busy right now, wait until I solve this girl, okay? ”
"Not good!" Yun Mianmian's apricot eyes widened, and said, "That fat man is coming soon, if you don't leave, you will die!" ”
It's really a wave of unsettled, wave after wave.
Xiao Can rubbed his temples and said, "I have already arranged for Silly Chun'er to guard the door, you wait for me-"
Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud "bang", and the two doors were violently kicked open.
"Even Lao Tzu dares to stop it, there is no door in the world that Lao Tzu can't enter!"
The arrogant shouts of slight anger drowned out the noise in the room.
Everyone turned their heads to look, only to see that at the gate of Piaoxiang Courtyard, several strong men threw the people blocking the passage into the street like garbage, making room for a place to stay.
A little fat man with an angry face, dressed in a good silk satin brocade robe, walked in proudly with his hands behind his back.
Just to make way for one person, more than a dozen fierce guards are like tigers out of the gate. The guests were all frightened, and they didn't need anyone else to do it, so they obediently gave way to a passage.
What a big show! When did Dima City come to such a ruthless character?
The little fat man held his chin high, ignored the surprised eyes of everyone, and came all the way to the front of the stage. When he saw the moving figure like a rose on the stage, he suddenly changed his posture and showed an extremely obscene smile.
"Jojo, I've finally found you."