It's Guan Erye again!

Hearing these three words, Shi Yujie trembled for no reason. The most familiar historical celebrities seemed to have put the Qinglong Glaive on their necks.

He kept searching for relevant historical materials about Guan Erye in his mind, and said coldly: "Say." ”

Xiao Can said: "It is said that Guan Erye was born different from ordinary people, and he had a crescent moon birthmark on his buttocks. That's what I want to ask...... Is this birthmark on the left butt or on the right butt? ”

There is no suspense, Mr. Shi is in a circle again.

He was like a fish out of water, his mouth opening and closing, but he couldn't make a single note. The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and his expression was very rich.

Lao Tzu doesn't even know that he has a birthmark, how to answer this!

Seeing this old man deflated, a group of viewers covered their mouths and held back a smile, and gave a thumbs up in their hearts: Ask questions and pick three ways, Xiao Chushen really deserves to be born in Qinglou, what a genius.

"Despicable."

The little boy muttered in a low voice, seeing Xiao Can's sinister intentions. He knew that Shi Yujie was proficient in official history, but he didn't ask, and picked out some absurd topics that were not well known, which was really shameless.

Zhong Xuanyin's face turned cold, and he said, "Dare to ask Xiao Chushen, where did you learn about these things?" ”

Of course, Xiao Can wouldn't tell him that this was all made up by himself, and said with a serious face: "Xiao has loved reading since he was a child, and all this knowledge has been seen from a wild history. ”

Zhong Xuanyin mocked: "Joke, what Ye Shi said is not true!" ”

Xiao Can said: "Wang Gongzi-"

Zhong Xuanyin's face fell: "My son's surname is Zhong!" ”

"Oh, I'm sorry." Xiao Can smiled apologetically and said, "Young Master Zhong, you have never traveled back in time and space to the past, how do you know that what Ye Shi said is false?" ”

Only after experiencing it can you have the right to speak, even if the official history is mostly the words of the people who have won the world, and no one can tell which is true and which is false. A questioning made Zhong Xuanyin speechless.

Xiao Can said again: "In addition, I suggest that Zhong Gongzi ask questions later, it's rude to interrupt Mr.'s train of thought." ”

Everyone glanced at Zhong Xuanyin in disgust when they heard this: People are better than others, what are you mixing with a little white face.

Zhong Xuanyin had the intention to round the field for Shi Yujie, but he didn't say anything just now, and was swept by the audience's eyes, so he had to glare at Xiao Can angrily, snorted coldly and stopped talking.

Xiao Can turned his head to look at Shi Yujie, who was disguised as a scarecrow, and asked, "Mr., how are you thinking?" ”

Shi Yujie stiffened, unwilling to fail: "The old man can't answer this question, but do you know the answer?" ”

"Of course I know — right over here."

Xiao Can smiled smugly and patted his right buttocks.

Shi Yujie said angrily: "Hmph, there is no way to study the authenticity of such rootless historical materials. Even if you talk nonsense, the old man can't do anything about you. ”

Xiao Can sighed, full of grievances: "Mr. is too hurtful to say this. It was you who said that the characters of the Three Kingdoms asked casually, but you didn't say that Ye Shi couldn't ask, and when you asked, you thought that Xiao was open-mouthed. The rules are all set by you, but now you refuse to admit it, although your old man is highly respected, Xiao still wants to ask - can't you afford to lose? It's a big deal, I don't want your old man to worship me as a teacher. ”

"You-"

Shi Yujie felt a mountain pressing on his chest, and he couldn't breathe. After a long time, he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, the old man doesn't have the same knowledge as you, and this time you won." But for the next topic, if you can't come up with strong evidence to convince the public, don't blame the old man for turning his face! ”

1 to 0, Xiao Can leads.

"Don't worry, I'll ask a very serious question this time, and it will definitely convince you." Xiao Can's face was full, and he stretched out his third finger in a dashing manner: "Please listen to the third question: Do you know Second Master Guan?" ”

"Flutter!"

Hearing this question, Cheng Fatzi couldn't hold back his laughter, breaking the tense atmosphere in the venue.

is still Guan Erye, this question is too serious.

Not only Cheng Fatzi, but everyone was also secretly shouting: At the beginning, the old man swore that he knew everything about Guan Erye's life, and the clinker fell two times in succession, and Xiao Chushen was going to slap his face to the end.

Shi Yujie's face seemed to be frozen, and he said: "Hmph, I thought you could reform yourself, but you don't know that you are so stubborn." The old man should listen to what tricks you can play. ”

Xiao Can smiled brightly and said, "My question is - what color underwear is Guan Erye wearing when he is wearing candles in the cave room?" ”

And so it was.

The audience admired the five-body casting: Looking at the world, the only person who can ask such a profound question is Xiao Chushen.

The little boy blushed and scolded the hooligan.

"Smack!"

Shi Yujie slapped the table, unable to bear the anger anymore. is a dignified historian of the National History Academy, in fact, a cook can be humiliated!

He was just about to get angry, but the plot suddenly appeared in his mind.

The question of which side of Guan Erye's butt has a birthmark is obviously nonsense in this kid's heart, but he took advantage of the loophole that no one knows the real answer. If he can do this, why can't the old man?

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, casually say one, no one has verified it at all.

Thinking of this, Shi Yujie restrained his anger and smiled: "Red." ”

Of course, the historian must show a high enough force to make the lie more true. He squinted his eyes and looked up at the roof, and said: "Gu Zhi Youyun: Yun's eldest wife, Hu Shi, married with Xuan, and untied his red shirt at night in the cave room and went to Yunyu together...... So the old man has reason to believe that the second master was wearing red underwear that night. ”

Everyone exclaimed: this old man is really knowledgeable, and he even knows such private things well, I don't know if he knows what color of the belly pocket Guan Sister-in-law was wearing that night?

Zhong Langxian breathed a sigh of relief, the little boy was secretly proud, and Cheng Bu's face was worried.

Under the gaze of various expressions, Xiao Can stared at Shi Yujie who was pretending to be forced with disappointed eyes, and sighed: "The sage told us: what you know is what you know, and what you don't know is not what you don't know. You are an old man with a high status, even if you don't know and no one laughs at you, why lie? ”

Shi Yujie's old face turned red, and a trace of guilt appeared in his heart. But the words have already been spoken, and the wood has been completed, so at this time, I will bow my head, where will I put my old face.

He stubbornly straightened up, but his eyes kept wandering: "What the old man said is true, boy, if you can't afford to lose, just say it." ”

Cheng Buxia was puzzled: "Big brother, isn't what Mr. Shi said wrong?" ”

"Of course not."

Xiao Can put his hands behind his back, his face glowed with the holy brilliance of pursuing the truth, and said loudly: "Second Master Guan is a heroic man with strong blood, lying in bed with a beautiful wife like flowers, it must be how convenient it is, so the real answer is - he, no, wear, underwear, underwear!" ”

"Poof!"

Hearing this answer, Nalan Gu squirted out all the tea leaves that had just been eaten, but fortunately, no one noticed his gaffe at all.

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed so loudly that they almost died of breath, and the whole house turned into a paradise of joy.

Everyone thinks of themselves, every time they marry a new concubine, not to mention underwear, pants are very redundant. Even ordinary people are so anxious, not to mention fierce generals such as Guan Erye.

Strictly speaking, this is not a historical question, but a human question, but it also fully fits the scope of the Three Kingdoms.

Old man Shi is both serious and rigid, and he definitely does not associate with happy places, so he will naturally get farther and farther away from the answer. The sad thing is that he pretended to be clever and tried to use his talent to package the wrong answers he had weaved, but unexpectedly fell for Xiao Can's trick.

Don't say anything, be convinced with a capital letter.

"Indecent."

The little boy blushed and snorted, but somehow, he couldn't help laughing.

Two to zero, Xiao Cansheng won.

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