Chapter 21 Stripped naked, parade through the streets
Chapter 21 stripped naked, parade through the streets
"Li Zhen, you'd better let me go, otherwise I'll go to your father and sue you, so that you can't eat and walk around." Even if Li Yuanchang is caught, he is still threatening Li Zhen.
Li Zhen sneered: "Hehehe...... Li Yuanchang, you didn't wake up, did you? Now that you're in my hands, you'd better get acquainted with each other and put your place in the right place. ”
"What if I don't know each other? Can you still kill me? You don't even dare to hit me, do you? Li Yuanchang said fearlessly: "I am also a prince and your uncle, if you dare to beat me, it is unfilial, no matter how big this world is, it is difficult to have a place for you." ”
"Yes, I don't dare to kill you, and I don't dare to beat you." Li Zhen honestly admitted it, but ......
"But that doesn't mean I can't punish you." Li Zhen glanced at Wang Yuanjun next to him: "You instigated my imperial uncle to beat me, right?" You're so bold, come on, play my cock to death. ”
"Huh?" Li Ergou stumbled, almost fell, and said with a smile: "Your Highness, this is not appropriate, right?" Haven't you ever heard of playing a cock to death? ”
"Didn't you?" Li Zhen looked innocent: "Then strip me naked, tickle me, and tickle him to death." ”
"Uh...... There's no itching to death. "Li Ergou is about to cry, why is it becoming more and more unreliable?
"Didn't have any?" Li Zhen tilted her head, frowned and thought: "Then be hungry, lock up the two of them without food, and starve them for ten days and half a month." ”
"This is simple, and the subordinates will do it." Li Ergou subconsciously agreed.
"What's simple? What do you do? Lin Sanyi slapped him on the head: "That's the King of Han, you starved him to death, can the emperor spare you?" ”
"That's right." Li Ergou suddenly rejoiced and said with a bitter face: "Your Highness, that is the King of Han, starving to death, isn't it?" The emperor will tear up his subordinates. ”
"That's right." Li Zhen held his chin in his small hand and pondered again: "Otherwise, let's parade him through the streets, strip him naked, then tie him to a shelf, and take a carriage to pull him around Chang'an City for more than ten circles." ”
"You dare, Li Zhen, you dare to do this to me? I told the royal brother to go. This time, without waiting for Li Ergou to object, Li Yuanchang on the side was first afraid, and struggled to threaten beside him, but his threat was really not enough for Li Zhen.
In fact, this Li Yuanchang's age is not very old, and now he is only eleven years old (this guy was also born in the second year of Wude, the same size as Li Chengqian), it is the time when he wants to save face the most, he can do anything for the sake of face, but if he wants to be a prince again, no one can afford to provoke him. But Li Zhen's hand is to strip his face cleanly, and when someone mentions him in the future, the first impression is that he is the king of the street, who can still afford him? How will you mix in the circle in the future?
"Then it's decided." Li Zhen ignored him, turned his head and instructed Li Ergou: "Peel off his clothes now." ”
"Yes." Li Ergou volunteered, but as soon as he walked to Li Yuanchang's side, he was about to take off his clothes, but he suddenly pinched his nose and ran back: "Your Highness, His Royal Highness the King of Han pulled his pants." ”
"Huh? I'll take a look, I'll see. Li Zhen was even more excited, walked up to Li Yuanchang carefully, sniffed carefully, immediately covered her nose, and ran back with a frown: "Oh my God, Li Yuanchang, you're too disgusting, right?" Do you want to on them? Why do you have to pull it in your pants? Lin San, didn't you loosen his ties? ”
"Your Highness, your subordinates have been wronged." Lin San didn't care about being handsome, and immediately bumped into Tianqu: "When his subordinates caught him, he was like this." ”
"Oh, my subordinates understand, King Han must have been frightened by His Highness's god Lei Dan and pulled his pants." Wang Jin clapped his hands next to him and figured out the reason: "That's right, it must be so." ”
"Makes sense." Li Zhen suddenly laughed very unkindly: "You say, if you don't strip him naked and let him wear pants with to parade in the streets...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
"Hehehehe...... It must have been a good sight. Li Ergou looked at Li Yuanchang with ill will, looked at Li Yuanchang in the heart, and threatened with inwardness: "I am the king of the Tang Dynasty, you pariahs, if anyone dares to touch a finger of me, I will let you die a good death." ”
"Oh, what a big breath." Li Zhen walked slowly in front of Li Yuanchang, pinched his nose and said: "But you're right, after all, you are the Prince of the Tang Dynasty, if you want to deal with them carefully, I really may not be able to protect them, so I won't let them do it." ”
"Hmph, even if you know each other, won't let me go?"
"I haven't finished yet, why are you in a hurry?" Li Zhen said in a strange voice: "I don't let them do it because I'm afraid that you will retaliate against them, but you can't retaliate against me, right?" I'll do it myself, can I always do it? ”
"You dare." Li Yuanchang was really going crazy, and suddenly knelt in front of Li Zhen with a pop: "Li Zhen, Zhen'er, Xiaoba, imperial nephew, I'm a bastard, I'm not a thing, I was really sorry for you before, but I knew it was wrong, in the end, we are still a family, we can't write two Li characters in one stroke, you will spare your uncle this time, right?" ”
"That's right, after all, we are also a family, and it is always a little unreasonable for me to punish you like this." Li Zhen's tone seemed to loosen.
"Yes, yes, that's the truth, Zhen'er, let me go, I promise, I won't embarrass you again." Li Yuanchang immediately hit the snake with the stick.
"But have you ever thought of a truth?" Li Zhen grabbed Li Yuanchang's hair and asked softly, "If it was me who failed this time, would you let me go so easily?" ”
"I ......" A trace of resentment flashed in Li Yuanchang's eyes, and he asked in a deep voice: "After all, you still don't plan to let me go?" ”
"Smack!"
Li Zhen looked at Li Yuanchang's ever-changing face, the disgust in his heart became more and more profound, and he raised his hand and slapped him hard: "Haha, to tell you a truth, when you want to make trouble with others, don't be confident that one day you fall into the hands of others, you can still live well, because ...... I, Li Zhen, have never eaten this set, I have neither such a mind, nor do I need this disgusting reputation, in my world, there is only the law of the jungle, the strong are born, the weak! He who! Die! ”
"Click." Li Zhen held his hands on Li Yuanchang's arms and broke them alive.
Li Yuanchang let out a heart-rending howl, his right hand wanted to support his left arm, but he couldn't move, the whole person lay on the ground, wriggling like maggots, but the more he moved, the more painful he became, the more painful he moved, and finally he fainted in pain.