"Qiaoqiao, you scolded too gently, please be a little more!"

"I'm a cheap bone, I'm a wild seed, come on, humiliate me hard!"

"I can be insulted by you, Lao Tzu is the happiest man in the world!"

In the wave after wave of masochistic sounds, the song slowly ends. When the last note drifted into the air, it was exchanged for the men's long-lasting applause.

Being insulted, it turns out that it can be so cool.

Even the flying wolf, who was very disdainful at first, was infected, as if releasing the devil in his heart, and secretly mocked himself: Don't stop, continue to scold, I am a cheap seed.

The men are crazy about Qiaoqiao, and the women are obsessed with Xiao Can.

can cook and make money, full of wisdom and chivalry, and the most important thing is that he can actually write songs. "The Trouble of the Moon", "Drunken Green Building", and then to this unknown but full of personality song, each has a different style and charm.

Why is God so cruel to let the old lady know such a man? Besides him, how can other men in the world sleep?

Although Qiao Qiao shined in the audience, in the eyes of the girls, the figure hidden next to the stage was even more majestic, and she was a little stupid for a while.

"Great!!"

"Goddess, one more song!!"

The girls' thoughts were swirling, and the touching tune gradually drifted away.

The overwhelming cheers did not make the ice and snow on Qiao Qiaoqiao's face melt. After singing the song, she looked at the men in the audience who were orgasmic in disgust, and snorted coldly: "If it weren't for Uncle Ben's recent lack of silver, I really don't want to see you cheap bones." Xiao Can said that as long as Uncle Ben finishes singing this song, the silver tickets will fly all over the sky, I don't know if he is lying to me. ”

Qiao Qiao stretched out three jade fingers like spring onions.

"Give the three of you breathing, if you can't see the silver ticket, Uncle Ben will kill Xiao Can first, and then kill you one by one!"

I'm racing, insulting and threatening, Piaoxiangyuan has innovated marketing routines again.

I heard that the goddess is strapped for money, how can true love fans endure it? Many rich sons who wiped their buttocks with silver tickets reached into their arms one after another, throwing silver tickets into the sky, and silver tickets rained in the lobby of Piaoxiang Courtyard instantly.

Lei Ye, who was sitting in the front row, was shocked again, his eyes narrowed like an old fox: this female doll who anyone dares to scold is simply a cash cow. If she becomes her goddaughter-in-law, why worry that Bahu Village will not be able to make money every day in the future?

Thinking of this, Lei Ye secretly beckoned Bokui to his side and whispered: "Go to the herb shop and buy some 'everyone come to have a good time' and secretly put it in Miss Qiao's tea." ”

"Buy, aphrodisiac, medicine?"

Bokui's voice suddenly rose, and he smiled lewdly: "Master, your life is ancient and exciting, and you don't even let go of the young master's girl, you are really ruthless." You can rest assured, your subordinates will do it, and make sure that God does not know it. ”

You're so fucking loud, it's called unaware?

Under the murderous gaze, Lei Yeqi's old face turned red, and he slapped Bo Kui three times in place, and roared angrily: "Fuck your mother's spring heartbeat, Lao Tzu is going to help Can'er cook raw rice, you idiot who has more than enough success and more than failure!" ”

The roar of losing his mind made the faces of the men around him even more gloomy.

"Old thing, you toad also want to eat swan meat?"

"Yes, even if Lao Tzu sacrifices his body, he will definitely defend Qiaoqiao's chastity!"

"Obviously, this old Wang Ba is ill-intentioned, and he actually wants to frame Xiao Chushen, do you think we will be fooled?"

"Lao Tzu has never killed unknown people, whoever has the surname of the old thing, report the name quickly!"

The men looked at each other angrily and scolded Lei Ye all the time. Dare to beat Qiaoqiao's idea, this old man is really impatient.

Just when a group of men were gearing up and were about to give him some color, Lei Ye stood up with a pale face and answered the most asked question.

"Old man...... Thunder, eight, tiger. ”

"Lao Tzu is returning to his grandson! You're still eight, eight, eight, eight......"

The man who had just shouted the fiercest man was halfway through speaking, and suddenly realized something, and when he looked at Lei Ye again, it was like seeing a ghost.

Not only him, there was a dead silence in the lobby, and the men seemed to have fallen into a demonic barrier, looking at the old man in the front row with horror on their faces, and they were no longer arrogant as before.

The old man in front of him who doesn't look amazing is the Eight Tigers Zhai Sword Tyrant and the first ruthless man in the south of the city, Lei Eight Tigers?

Lei Ye's fame is like a knife out of the sheath, which makes the temperature in the lobby drop down. The man who spoke cruelly before even regretted his intestines, and his calves and stomachs trembled, for fear that Lei Ye would make Piaoxiangyuan bleed like a river in anger.

The atmosphere was awkward.

Xiao Can, as the master, naturally couldn't let the atmosphere freeze, and said with a smile: "Don't mind, I joked with Lei Ye some time ago, telling him that the old man never uses medicine to pick up girls, Lei Ye must be to distinguish the authenticity, isn't it, godfather?" ”

A hint of appreciation flashed in Lei Ye's eyes, this kid is not only flexible, but he can even send the steps so comfortably.

"Yes, that's what the old man wants. And Miss Qiaoqiao is as beautiful as a flower, and my family Can'er is a match made in heaven, and the old man's move is also to fulfill this pair of beautiful people. ”

If an ordinary man dared to think about the goddess so openly, he would have been beaten to death by fists a long time ago. But when these words came out of Lei Ye's mouth, not only did everyone dare not refute, but they also had to cater against their will.

"Haha, Lei Ye is really an old man in the world."

"The younger generation has long felt that Xiao Chushen and Miss Qiao are a match made in heaven, and I wish the two of them a hundred years of good luck and an early birth of a noble son."

"It's still Lei Ye who has vision, hahahaha."

It opened well, and it became a chapel.

With Lei Ye's relationship, no one dared to be disrespectful to Xiao Can anymore, endured humiliation and sent a smile, and turned into guests who liked the wine.

Listening to the endless blessings around them, Xiao Can and Qiao Qiao seemed to be a couple of newcomers who were about to visit the church. Lei Ye stroked his beard and smiled, as if he had accepted the elders who had bowed to the high hall.

"Shut up!"

A burst of cheers brought the festive atmosphere to an abrupt end.

Qiao Qiaoqiao's face was icy, and she glanced coldly for a week, and finally fixed on Lei Ye's face: "Old immortal, there is a kind of you say it again!" ”

Old, old and immortal?

"Praise!"

The plate in Du Sanniang's hand smashed into broken porcelain, and her face turned pale. She never expected Qiao Qiao to be so bold and dare to humiliate Lei Bahu so much in front of everyone.

Feelings of fear and worry began to creep in.

The hearts of all the guests were cold: the last person who dared to talk to Lei Ye like this, the grass on the grave was estimated to be two meters high.

Lei Ye's face was very ugly.

For the sake of the silver, it's just a matter of being scolded in private. But now that everyone is watching, especially the people from the outer three cities watching the excitement, how can he swallow this breath?

"Miss Qiao, the old man advises you to think clearly before you speak."

"Uncle Ben thinks very clearly." Qiao Qiao didn't take his threat to heart at all, stretched out a finger and said, "Leave a hundred taels, Uncle Ben won't mind." ”

"You-"

Lei Ye was about to get angry, but he found a hand pressed on his shoulder, and when he looked up, he was meeting Xiao Can's smiling face.

Qiao Qiao is lawless, Lei Ye wants to save face, and the situation is out of control.

At the most critical juncture, Xiao Can stood up and said calmly: "Godfather, don't be angry, all this is arranged." ”