As I expected, when the forbidden army outside the door heard me say this, they all whispered and talked about how I had changed all of a sudden.

"This is normal, Chongzhen knows that the general trend has gone, can he still rebel if he doesn't enjoy it?"

"Yes, if I were he, he would only have to eat and drink until he died."

"Don't say it, with a beauty like Chen Yuanyuan by my side, I would be willing to be under house arrest, haha!"

Hearing the guards say this, I felt a lot more relieved.

But Xia Wanchun and the others were speechless to me, but Wang Chengen smiled at me and nodded.

Although Xia Wanchun and others didn't understand me, I wasn't angry, because the more I acted, the more King Fu believed it.

Even when Shuang'er asked me what my plans were for the future, I laughed and told her that I didn't want to be an emperor anymore, and I just wanted to have a child with her as soon as possible.

After saying that, I got up with her, and her voice could be heard in the entire Heart Cultivation Palace.

When I got up early the next morning, I didn't do anything, so I asked Chen Yuanyuan to sing to me, and told her that she had to sing glamorous songs.

Chen Yuanyuan was stupid when he heard it, but he had no choice but to hold the pipa and sing "Yushu Backyard Flowers" and "Eighteen Touches" to me.

Although I listened to a glamorous song, all I could think about was how to counterattack the top.

And the one I am most worried about now is Wu Sangui, and I don't know when Zhang Zhao will come back.

Although there is no news from Wu Sangui's side, Zheng Chenggong is not bad, he confessed his mistake to King Fu according to my wishes, and King Fu made him the chief soldier of Fuzhou on the same day, and said that he would marry his thirteen-year-old daughter to him and let him be a concubine, and he had full trust in him.

……

Zhang Zhao didn't bring back Wu Sangui's reply for a long time, so I could only drink and have fun every day, and before I knew it, a week had passed, and King Fu had never come to look for me, as if he had forgotten me.

This afternoon, I was drinking and playing in the Yangxin Palace with Shuang'er in my arms, when suddenly the door creaked open, I meowed and looked, the person who came was King Fu, and he was followed by the scumbag who Mao Bijiang.

Seeing King Fu suddenly appear, I couldn't help but chuckle in my heart, I couldn't understand what he wanted to do.

I pretended not to see him, and said to Shuang'er with my wine glass: "Shuang'er, I heard that Jiangnan courtesans are proficient in all kinds of house techniques, if only you could learn a few tricks from them." ”

Shuang'er's face was flushed with shame, and she said reservedly: "I...... I don't know how to do it. ”

I pretended to be angry, threw wine in her face, and yelled, "What are you? Can't you serve me well and let Lao Tzu sleep comfortably? ”

Hearing me say this, King Fu, who was standing outside the door, showed a mysterious smile, and then knocked on the door and said, "Brother Huang, don't come to harm?" ”

I immediately threw away the wine glass and knelt down, saying: "The emperor is here, the guilty minister is not welcome, please atone for the emperor!" ”

"Get up." After speaking, he asked again: "I'm busy with state affairs, I don't know if the imperial brother is doing well recently?" ”

"Thanks to the emperor's blessing, everything is fine with the criminals."

"Then the imperial brother can study and inherit the virtues of Taizu?"

Damn, asking this is obviously tricking me, so I'm not stupid.

I'm not an emperor anymore, and if I'm still studying, then he'll be able to see that I'm still enterprising, and he'll kill me.

"Sinner...... The criminal has forgotten to read recently, please atone for the emperor! I deliberately pretended to be scared.

After hearing this, he went into the study, and I followed.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't like to read books in the first place, so he didn't touch the "Historical Records" and "Sun Tzu's Art of War" on the bookshelf, but he secretly read "Golden Vase Plum" a few times.

He flipped through those classic books and military books, and found that they were all dusty, and finally his eyes fell on "The Golden Bottle", and found that there was still my handprint on the cover of "The Golden Bottle".

"Humph!" He smiled slightly, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "I see that the imperial brother still reads books, but he should read less and read more of the works of ancient sages." ”

Grass, it's Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu is not stupid.

"What the emperor said is, it's a pity that the sinners really don't like the works of the sages."

King Fu didn't say anything after hearing this, he walked out of the study slowly, went upstairs to my bedroom to have a look, and then prepared to leave the Heart Cultivation Palace.

As a result, as soon as he walked to the door, he suddenly asked, and said: "The imperial brother has been in Nanjing for half a month, I don't know if he is used to the life and food in the south of the Yangtze River, if you don't like it, you must tell me, I will arrange the imperial dining room to make more food in the capital for the imperial brother." ”

Nima! Where is this concerned about my life and diet, and it is completely to ask if I still miss the emperor's days in Beijing.

"The climate in Jiangnan is comfortable, and I love the spring light in Nanjing more than the cold in Beijing. As for the food, I have long been accustomed to the Suzhou and Hangzhou delicacies given to me by the emperor. ”

After hearing my words, King Fu laughed out loud and said, "Since the imperial brother loves Jiangnan so much, then I can rest assured, tomorrow I will send you a few more Qinhuai courtesans and let them teach the art of the pope's sister-in-law's room, what do you think?" ”

"Emperor Xie, the guilty minister can't ask for it!"

He didn't pay attention to me anymore, walked out of the Heart Nourishing Palace with a slight smile, and said to Mao Bijiang as he walked, it seems that Chongzhen is nothing more than that.

However, what I didn't expect was that as soon as he finished speaking, he flattered and persuaded him: "The emperor must not carelessly believe Chongzhen, according to the foolish opinion of the ministers, the emperor should get rid of Chongzhen as soon as possible to prevent future troubles!" ”

My day! It's really yin enough to blow up the scumbag in the territory, King Fu was deceived by me, and he actually wanted to kill me.

Since I had gone far away, I didn't hear how King Fu responded to the adventure.

But I feel that my current performance is not enough to make King Fu believe in me completely.

If I want to save my life, it seems that I have to let myself be completely destroyed.

So after King Fu left, I pretended to be drunk and ran to the roof, chose a position that could not be seen by the guards, and jumped from it with a scream.

Damn it! Although it was not tall, my head was still knocked out of the blood, and it hurt to death.

In addition, I pretended to wail, and the forbidden army guarding the door, Shuang'er and others ran over to me and asked me what was the matter.

I deliberately smirked at them and said something inconsequential, so that even Frost thought I had been smashed into dementia, and hugged me and cried.

Looking at the tears on Shuang'er's face, I was really distressed, but in order to convince King Fu that I had really become a fool, I had to humiliate her in front of everyone, saying that she was the righteous sister of the traitor Wu Sangui, and that I was going to behead her.

Early the next morning, King Fu really sent me three Qinhuai courtesans, and at the same time, he also called the imperial doctor over to see if I was really stupid.

To be honest, those courtesans are really prodigal, and the saliva of the buddies who watch it is dripping.

But buddy, in order to save my life, I can only pretend to be stupid, and deliberately smirk and order the courtesans to serve the imperial doctor, and ask them to have sex with the imperial doctor in front of me.

The old doctor was amused by me and said with a frightened face: "Waste king, the old man is nearly eighty years old, even if he eats the tiger whip, he can't afford to have sex, you spare the old man!" ”

After saying that, the old thing ran out with the medicine box, and muttered as he ran: "Not only stupid, but also crazy, it seems that it is really hopeless!" ”

Hahaha, hearing this, Lao Tzu couldn't close his mouth with a smile, only Wang Chengen understood what I wanted to do.

A few days after the imperial doctor left, King Fu took Mao Bijiang to see me, although Mao Bijiang still wanted to kill me, but King Fu basically dispelled this idea, so the buddy's heart was finally steady.

……

At noon that day, I was studying "The Golden Vase of Plums" in my study, when suddenly there was a sound in the window, and I looked up and saw that it was a masked man in black.

I was just about to shout for help, but the man in black pulled off his mask and said, "Your Majesty, it's me, Zhang Zhao!" ”

Damn, he's finally back, and this back and forth made me wait for a month.

"As soon as the last general arrived in Nanjing, he met Zheng Gongzi, Zheng Gongzi said that the emperor was under house arrest in the Yangxin Palace, and the last general had to pretend to be like this, hoping that the emperor would atone for his sins!"

"Don't call me the emperor, the outside is full of people from King Fu, speak quietly. By the way, you sent the letter to Shanhaiguan, what did Wu Sangui say? ”

I asked anxiously, this Wu Sangui is an important chess piece for me to turn the table.

After listening to me, Zhang Zhao took out a letter from his clothes and said, "This is written by General Wu to the emperor, please take a look at it!" ”

I opened the letter and read it, and Wu Sangui mainly expressed three points:

First, thank me for my understanding and reward, and he is willing to continue to serve the court.

Second, tell me that the Qing army has been repelled by him outside Shanhaiguan, and hopes that I will send Chen Yuanyuan to Shanhaiguan for her, saying that she wants to reunite with her husband and wife.

Third: Wu Sangui said that Li Zicheng still doesn't trust him very much, and asked me what to do.

Damn, I'm quite happy to see the first point, but after reading the second point, I feel very aggrieved.

In the past, I had Wu Xiang and Chen Yuanyuan in my hands, and I could lead Wu Sangui's nose away, but now that Wu Xiang is dead, I am deposed again, and I have no real power in my hands.

But a beauty like Chen Yuanyuan, how can I be willing to let him enjoy it, not to mention that without Chen Yuanyuan, I would not be the person I am today.

Headache, this thing really gives me a headache!