Chapter 17 I will let you die
"Little ladyboy, I'm fucking your eighteenth generation ancestor!"
Zhao Ziming suddenly realized at this point, and he was so angry that he scolded in his heart.
"I'm fucking Nyima, you little ladyboy, you really want to kill your ancestors, although the RMB that Lao Tzu gave you can't be spent here, but it is also issued by the state through formal channels, no matter how bad it is, at least it can be a collectible, little ladyboy, you wait for Lao Tzu, as long as Lao Tzu does not die this time, he will definitely find you to avenge this arrow."
"Wait a minute! It seems that Wei Zhongxian's old man and this smiling tiger are treating this RMB as a silver ticket! ”
Zhao Ziming had a flash of inspiration in his heart (golden finger) and suddenly realized the crux of the problem. The problem is that this thing is not worth much in the Ming Dynasty, how much effort did Lao Tzu have to fool a rich man, and just like that, he only got eight taels of silver. Even if Lao Tzu gives all the remaining six renminbi to nine thousand years old, you Wei Zhongxian will be able to exchange a few pieces of silver. I knew that a few hundred yuan would be able to send you away Wei old man, so why bother Lao Tzu to make a four-wheeled vehicle structure diagram.
Wrong! What they want is a way to make this paper.
Does the old man Wei want to be a banknote, fuck, isn't that bullshit.
It must be that Wei Zhongxian's old man wanted to print money by himself and figured it out, and Zhao Ziming secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
The problem is that the production formula of the renminbi is kept secret by the state. If you want to say that you don't know at all, the main material of the RMB is short cotton wool, this Zhao Ziming knows, but it is limited to this, as for what materials are there in addition to short cotton wool, then the whole thing is black. As for what a short lint is, it can only be understood literally, and it should be a kind of cotton.
But at this moment, the most important thing is to fool the past first, and the rest can only be talked about later.
Zhao Ziming thought for a while and figured out the joints, so he quickly took out all the remaining six 100 yuan from his arms, respectfully presented them in front of the nine thousand years old with both hands, and said in a flattering voice: "This is the paper money used in the territory of the grass people where they lived earlier, and the name is "RMB". It's just that although this thing is exquisitely made, it is nowhere to be used in my Daming. The grass people used to live in Australia, where gold and silver were not allowed to circulate, and the daily currency was paper money. The grass people dare to suggest that if I follow the example of this Australian country and use this banknote as a blueprint to produce and issue banknotes, I will benefit immensely. ”
Zhao Ziming didn't dare to talk nonsense, and explained it completely according to the actual situation of later generations, in fact, this is more appropriate, after all, this is how history develops.
As for whether the old demon Wei will be hot-headed and accept Zhao Ziming's suggestion to promote banknotes in Daming, this is not something Zhao Ziming needs to worry about. If you don't make banknotes, it's just that, if you don't know whether you are alive or dead, and you really want to make banknotes, it will fall into Zhao Ziming's arms.
First of all, this papermaking method needs to be experimented, and you don't need to experiment with the ink method? There is also the production of printing plates, just kidding, in later generations, this printing plate is not something that no one can do and play, that is called high-tech. Brother Hao Nan in the old boy is amazing, Brother Hao Nan is just fighting, buying and selling hundreds of powders or something, and the one who plays with the printing plate must at least be a mafia! To put it bluntly, if you Wei Zhongxian old demon want to make banknotes, you have to pay for silver and let Zhao Ziming do the experiment!
What is Lao Tzu defecting to you, Wei Zhongxian?
Change the world and reinvent the world!
Don't be funny, okay, Lao Tzu just wants you Wei Zhongxian to arrange a job and find a place to eat. In this way, the work is solved, and there is money to be gained, which is simply the best of both worlds.
After finishing speaking, Zhao Ziming respectfully stepped aside and waited for the nine thousand years old to inquire.
Wei Zhongxian is an old illiterate person, and he shows his power in the court, excludes dissidents, and he has no teacher to catch him, and he has no hands to catch him, as for the issuance of this banknote, it is a black eye.
Wei Zhongxian held the RMB that Zhao Ziming had just presented in his hand, and muttered in his heart.
Originally, according to Wei Zhongxian's intention, as long as he could get this kind of method of making silver tickets, he would immediately print three million treasure notes at full speed, and then use these treasure notes to distribute money to hundreds of officials, and the excess could also buy some items for the palace.
As for the reserve or something, jokes, not to mention that the Daming treasure banknote has always been not cashed, no demarcation, no limit on regions and circulation time, no issuance limit, no issuance reserves, just with our face, you can't deserve millions of taels of silver.
Anyway, this treasure money is not intended to be issued to you mud legs, even if it is devalued, the hundred officials and rich businessmen will be free to pay.
What the? Officials and wealthy businessmen will also suffer.
I'll kill you.
Now, according to what this monkey cub said, he can directly prohibit the circulation of gold and silver, and replace gold and silver with treasure money.
It's just that now the credit of our Ming Dynasty's treasure banknotes can be described as declining, and the treasure banknotes issued more than a hundred years ago are now even better than a piece of butt wiping paper, and the total ban on gold and silver circulation is replaced by treasure banknotes. Are you really the Buddha who is Wei Zhongxian, and his magic power is boundless.
After all, the idea of 9,000 years old still has limitations. How can the treasure money of more than a hundred years ago be as good as butt paper, according to later generations, it is a cultural relic! This is going to be known by Zhao Ziming, and he can't laugh at you Wei Zhongxian, who is as stupid as a pig.
Just kidding, if you let the nine thousand years old know, the money can be sold for money in the future life, and you Wei Zhongxian will not be so shocked that you will drop your eyeballs.
Thinking of this, Wei Zhongxian couldn't help but raise his eyes to look at Cui Chengxiu.
Cui Chengxiu has been watching the development of the situation from the side, and at this time, he has already scolded the eighteenth generation of Zhao Ziming's ancestors in his heart.
You Zhao Ziming is brazen, and you are the most disgusted person of Lord Cui, but for the sake of you Zhao Ziming having a silver ticket in your hand, Cui Chengxiu can also be regarded as reaching out at a critical time and saving your Zhao Ziming's life.
Although the reason for Zhao Ziming's embarrassment came from Cui Chengxiu's inadvertent question, you can only blame Zhao Ziming for being too arrogant.
That Zhuge Kongming is not comparable to mortals. Zhuge Liang was born to assist Liu Xuande, relying on his talent, and you Zhao Ziming sold himself to Wei Zhongxian, relying on a face.
You Zhao Ziming's face is like a city wall, and his heart is like ink, Lord Cui looks at the silver, he can not care about you, he shouldn't have it, you dare to hand over all the silver tickets to Wei Zhongxian, and make up some bullshit reasons such as Australian yuan, so don't blame me Cui Chengxiu can't tolerate you.
Seeing Wei Zhongxian looking at him, Cui Chengxiu hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Factory Gongmingjian, as seen by the following officials, this Australian statement is really nonsense. Since ancient times, the things produced in the world have their own fixed number, the grain is cheap and hurts the farmers, the grain is expensive and the people are hurt, and the gold and silver are both hurt. If the factory wants to do this, it will cause the world to boil. The lower official asked the factory to punish this villain's crime of lying in order to set an example. ”
"Smiling Tiger, I'm your ancestors for eighteen generations! Do you have a grudge against your father? Hearing this, Zhao Ziming was shocked into a cold sweat.
With a plop, Zhao Ziming knelt on the ground, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said hoarsely: "Nine thousand years old, old ancestor, the grass people are wronged." ”
Wei Zhongxian glanced down at Zhao Ziming, and said coldly: "Master Cui is the master of the governor, how can he wronged you, the governor still has some talent, and give you a chance to defend yourself, say it." ”
"Nyima, it turns out that you are Cui Chengxiu!"
Zhao Ziming scolded in his heart and choked up at the same time: "The grass people thank the nine-thousand-year-old grace of not killing, and the nine-thousand-year-old Shengming." Nine thousand years old let the grass people defend themselves, and the grass people are bold and presumptuous. What Master Cui just said, I only know one thing, but I don't know the other. Let's ask, all things in the world are born, reincarnation grows, how to say a fixed number, the so-called fixed number of words, are all false, don't you know the size of the world, even if a person does his best in his life, the place he goes to is just a mulberry field in the sea, and the things he sees are just a passing cloud. As for the saying that the grain is cheap and hurts the peasants, what does it have to do with gold and silver, the grain is cheap and hurts the peasants because the business travel is not connected, and the communication cannot be communicated. For example, if we are all suffering from a shortage of gold and silver, scrapping gold and silver and paper money can solve this problem once and for all. It's just that this banknote needs to be guaranteed by the credit of the imperial court, as in the past, there are many traitors in the court, and even this good law cannot be implemented. But now, there is a holy son of heaven on the throne, and there are 9,000 years old in charge of the court, and above the court, there are all the righteous dynasties, which can be described as a good opportunity to implement this law. The grass people just told the truth about the situation in Australia, and the law of paper money is determined by the 9,000-year-old, what crime is the grass people. ”
After that, Zhao Ziming cried again.