Chapter 1 The Dog
Most of the time, Mei Xiaohan thinks that her life is more tragic than the play.
At the age of ten, he joined the county football team, but became the only student who was persuaded to quit.
The reason given by the organizing committee is only five words - "not suitable for football".
When he was thirteen years old, he began to learn to draw, but after three months of learning, he couldn't even draw a straight line. The studio reluctantly paid up to five times the liquidated damages to persuade him to quit, just because he promised to learn and learn, there were no students who couldn't teach, only teachers who couldn't teach.
At the age of fourteen, he was euphemistically introduced to a rural school by his middle school because of the serious impact on the school's admission rate.
After surviving the middle school years painfully, Mei Xiaohan finally made a decision on a crisp autumn evening:
"Step into the world and be a chivalrous man."
However, such thoughts were ruthlessly blown away by the autumn wind.
On the night of separation, after getting together with a few friends, Mei Xiaohan was extremely lost.
The autumn wind was whirling, but Mei Xiaohan was wearing a single coat and sitting on a bulging mountain bag.
"Everyone is awake, I am drunk."
The young man doesn't know what it's like to be sad, but it's hard to say why...
Squinting into the distance, I don't know what I'm looking at, no matter what is ahead, it's always attracting, because it's mysterious so curious, because it's far away so yearning, and the distance always fills the young heart with blood.
Life day after day, year after year, boring and boring...
When I was a student, I was like a dream, a dream that I didn't understand.
A rustling sound came from behind Mei Xiaohan, waking up Mei Xiaohan, who was a little drunk.
At night, the surroundings were desolate and silent.
Touching the night, Mei Xiaohan bent her waist and moved Mu Mu's thighs step by step, and his feet kicked the ground from time to time. The moonlight was hazy, making it difficult to see everything. At this moment, Mei Xiaohan is a bit like a lost little wild dog looking for food.
A bulging glowing thing lay peacefully in the moonlight, and at the moment, no one was quieter than him, and God knows what the hell it was!
Mei Xiaohan fumbled wildly, touched it with her fingertips, and picked up the mysterious thing between her two fingers.
Touching the back with your hand to know that this is a gourd, holding the gourd, Mei carefully looked at it under the moonlight.
"It turns out that you are also a discarded thing from the world! It seems that you and I are sympathetic! ”
Gourd, an ordinary little gourd, once lay lonely under the moonlight. If no one finds it, there's no telling how long they'll stay here!
Who knows how many years it has been lying here.
Mei Xiaohan picked up the gourd and shook it unconsciously, whether it should or shouldn't, in short, a vision appeared.
A beautiful light suddenly appeared, if the special effects of the film can reach one-thousandth of it, I am afraid that the award of any film festival can be won.
There are no words to describe how beautiful this light is, and it is the style of the return of the king in the night.
Although there was still silence everywhere, there was more light of vision.
The world disappeared in front of Mei Xiaohan's eyes, and Mei Xiaohan also disappeared in this world.
...
How long it has been is unknown.
A teenager appeared in front of Mei Xiaohan's eyes, but his smile was sweet.
Rubbing her misty eyes, Mei Xiaohan, who was sleepy, found that everything around her had become unfamiliar.
"What the hell is this place?"
An instinctive reaction caused the words to blurt out.
Mei Xiaohan didn't understand, picked up a broken gourd, and the world changed a lot.
The young man was dressed in a strange costume, but he looked quite neat and elegant, which was somewhat consistent with the surrounding environment.
"The hosts... You don't have anything to do, do you? ”
"Master? What are you kidding, what kind of era is this, when you see someone, you call it a master? You... But don't joke with me! ”
Kneeling on the ground, a pair of cute eyes stared at Mei Xiaohan on the bed, making her uncomfortable.
As the world she saw gradually became clearer, Mei Xiaohan saw everything around her clearly.
The quaint decoration, the elegant embellishments, the wooden chairs, the wooden tables, the wooden benches, and even the big beam is a large log lying there.
"How did I end up here? What the hell is going on! Mei Xiaohan was so surprised that she suspected that her brain had been damaged.
"One plus one equals two"
Mei Xiaohan looked at her scissor hands in a daze.
"The hosts! This is your home! How can you not know your own family? Isn't this whole house up and down, inside and out, front and back, every brick, every inch of land, all yours?"
The young man's words made Mei Xiaohan puzzled, but she didn't know how to speak, and inexplicably it was the voice of her heart at the moment.
"Woooooooooo
The abrupt barking of a little white dog echoed in the house, and then flew out of Mei Xiaohan's side in horror, and crawled to the street.
"And this prosperous wealth is also yours."
Mei Xiaohan held the wall with one hand and her head with the other and said, "You shut up first... Let me think about it, what is going on, what must be wrong! ”
"Is this filming?"
"I've never been an extra, have I?"
"It's just inexplicable!"
After thinking about it, Mei Xiaohan decided that she was filming, but other than that, I don't know how to explain it.
"Oooh... Yes! Of course I do. Mei Xiaohan was a little incoherent.
He stretched his neck and looked out of the house, walking with his front foot, and the young man followed with his hind foot, almost not leaving an inch.
"Don't see the camera?"
"The director hasn't seen it?"
"Neither are the staff?"
Mei Xiaohan was a little crazy, thinking of the young man who followed behind.
"What's your name?" Mei smiled and said sharply.
"The hosts... My name is a dog! This is still the name that the master gave me, why did I forget it? ”
Hearing the word dog, Mei Xiaohan couldn't help laughing: "What a cheat the person who took this name!" ”
Before you know it, you have walked into the middle of the street, and the people who come and go around are dressed as ancients.
"Haha... It's enough to make a lot of money, this extras invited, kill the little fresh meat one by one! ”
When he heard Mei Xiaohan talk about Xiao Xianrou, the dog looked at Mei Xiaohan with a puzzled face.
After walking around, Mei Xiaohan said: "Little brother, when did your crew make it, this dress is so weird, I don't know which bastard secretly changed it for me!" ”
The sky gradually turned gray, and one after another vendors packed up their stalls and prepared to leave, and the originally bustling streets suddenly became deserted.
"What time is it, little brother?"
The young man with a puzzled face finally couldn't hold it back, and suddenly fell to his knees: "Is there something that the dog is not doing well enough?" Annoyed the little master, why did he say something that was difficult for dogs to understand? ”
Mei Xiaohan had never seen such a formation, and she was at a loss for a while, so she hurriedly bent down to help the dog who was trembling on the ground.
"This kind of acting is simply against the sky."
Look carefully at this dog, with long eyebrows and clear eyes, red lips and white teeth, and no more than thirteen or fourteen years old. The acting skills are so exquisite, which shocked Mei Xiaohan even more, and her opinion on the acting skills of the group performance immediately increased several steps.
"What are you doing, this is acting, why should you take it so seriously! So hard, huh? ”
"Don't get too deep into the play, it's hard to extricate yourself!"
"Phew... This biting and chewing words is tired of Lao Tzu! It's all rapped by your kid. ”
Seeing that the young man still refused to get up, Mei Xiaohan was a little helpless.
"You're still not a man, for money, you kneel casually, haven't you heard the saying that men have gold under their knees?"
"How much money does the crew give you a day?"
"Get up, have something to say, don't cry at every turn, cry again, I'm leaving?"
As soon as he heard that he was leaving, the boy bounced up from the ground like a spring and followed closely behind Mei Xiaohan.
Mei Xiaohan touched her body, but she didn't see the gourd, and suddenly had some ominous premonitions.
"Let me ask you, do you know where my little gourd went?"
"But this little gourd is the master talking about?"
The swollen-eyed dog took out a small gourd from his sleeve and said, "What did the master say about this little gourd?" ”
"That's right, it's this little gourd,"
"How did you get this little gourd?"
"The owner was sleeping with this little gourd in his arms, and then it rolled to the ground, and the dog picked it up."
Mei Xiaohan stretched out her hand and took the small gourd, looked at it carefully, and didn't dare to shake it anymore.
"I didn't expect the owner to have such an interest, the owner likes gourds, and the dog will buy it for you."
The dog's words made Mei Xiaohan feel that something was wrong, and he vaguely knew that everything he saw was related to a word, a mysterious existence that had not been confirmed by science - "wormhole".
"Wormhole!"
"Could it be that me and the gourd were really caught up in the wormhole? Or was it the gourd that led me into the wormhole? ”
If this is the case, some words cannot be fully confided in the dog, the important thing is to understand which era we live in!
After thinking about it for a while, Mei Xiaohan decided to follow the dog's words in order to find out.
"Shouldn't we go back? You lead the way! ”
Mei Xiaohan, who acquiesced to the identity of the owner, then enjoyed a series of services such as changing clothes, massage, back beating, face and foot washing.
The emperor-like treatment made Mei Xiaohan enjoy it very much, he never knew that the life of the ancient lord was so nourishing.
Afterwards, Mei smiled and said, "Dog... I'm going to test you... You have to be honest! “
"What does the master want to ask?"
"What is this place, and what year and month is it now?"
"This is Raozhou City! It's the second year of Song Tiansheng! ”
Emperor Renzong of the Northern Song Dynasty used the name of Tiansheng, and in Chinese history, there were four more famous Renzong emperors, namely Zhao Zhen of Song Renzong, Aiyu Li Bali Bada, Zhu Gaochi of Ming Renzong, and Aixinjue Luo Haoyan of Qingrenzong.
Of the four emperors, only Song Renzong used the era name Tiansheng.
The attire of the pedestrians on the street is obviously not the attire of the Qing people, and it is unlikely that the Yuan Dynasty will be in the Yuan Dynasty.
Mingrenzong Zhu Gaochi can also be ruled out, Zhu Gaochi has only been an emperor for one year, and the year name is Hongxi.