Chapter 336, Annoying Ghost Weather
Tai Shici's eyes lit up, "Cao Cao would never have imagined that we would dare to ambush him at the door of his house, haha, I'll go down and prepare." ”
Cao Cao had no choice but to withdraw his troops, and he was already bored enough in his heart, but God also came to look for his troubles at this juncture, and for more than ten days, it rained constantly, and although the rain was not strong, it never stopped.
After a long time, the climate was already hot and unbearable, and the soldiers were wearing armor again, and their bodies were wet, and the armor was rusty, and it was wet and sticking to their bodies, which was very unpleasant.
Many soldiers simply took off their armor, but the road was muddy, twists and turns were mountain roads, one foot deep, one foot shallow, hot and stuffy, sweating on the body, and rain, unspeakably uncomfortable, the air became more and more stuffy, the heaven and earth seemed to have become a big steamer, such a ghost weather, people were surprised, the soldiers staggered, hung their heads and drooped their heads, and looked lifeless.
Cao Cao had no choice, when it was time to rest, Cao Cao took off his robe, threw the wet robe aside, looked up, Guo Jia was more trouble-free, his upper body was naked, holding a shield in his hand to cover the rain, he was thin, and he was hunched over, holding a huge shield on his head, looking very funny, like a monkey playing on the street.
"Hey, this kind of ghost weather, it's really unbearable."
After entering the tent and throwing the shield on the ground, Guo Jia stretched out his hand and pointed to his body, Cao Cao found that he had a lot of small red spots on his body, it was raining continuously, and the temperature was so hot and humid, and many soldiers were like Guo Jia, and they had prickly heat on their bodies.
Cao Cao has always been optimistic, and at this time, he can still laugh, "Fengxiao, we should be happy, fortunately Zhang Xiu's troops are not much, otherwise, with the speed of our snail-like march, the consequences are unimaginable." ”
Guo Jia nodded, grabbed a grass stalk and put it in his mouth, the tent was very simple, and there was no decent place to sit, he simply squatted on the ground like a monkey.
After a while, Cao Hong also walked in shirtless, because the pace of walking was relatively large, wading in muddy water, splashing everywhere, Cao Cao was not spared, but Cao Cao was not angry.
Cao Hong is his own brother, for him to make countless achievements, when the Dong was discussed, Cao Cao died nine lives, it was Cao Hong who saved him, Cao Hong said a sentence at the time, Cao Cao still remembers it vividly, "The world can be without Cao Hong, but not without justice!" ”
Cao Hong scolded, "Lord, you see, the soldiers are so hard to make a fire and cook, it's so fucking annoying, when is this ghost weather a head." ”
Because it was raining even on the ground, I couldn't find dry firewood and grass to make a fire and cook, and I had been camping for nearly half an hour, but the meal was not ready.
The rain is also called mildew rain by the locals, who meets who is unlucky, it is noon, the atmosphere is hot and sultry, there is no wind, the hot water vapor makes people dizzy, many soldiers simply lie in the muddy water on the side of the road, but the rain does not stop at all, want to close your eyes and sleep, can not sleep steadily.
This kind of weather can't do anything, everyone is irritable, as if there is a fire in the stomach.
The generals were all shirtless and had no scruples, and the scribes were still behaving properly, although their clothes were wet, sticky and sticky to their bodies, prickly heat on their bodies, and blisters on their feet, but they were deeply influenced by etiquette since childhood, and they still abided by etiquette and looked serious.
Cao Cao couldn't help but want to laugh, "You guys, I think you should learn from Feng Xiao." ”
Guo Jia smiled, holding a book and looking at it with relish, Cao Hong was very puzzled, "I said, we are all wet, why is your book not wet at all?" ”
Guo Jia took out a piece of felt cloth from his arms, "What is it if I get drenched in a little rain, the road is long, if the book is wet, what can I use to relieve my boredom, there are no women here." ”
Guo Jia has a free and uninhibited temperament, and in some places he is very similar to Cao Cao, the two of them don't care much about secular etiquette and dogma, and they both like the things in the cup, and they also have a common interest in women.
Cao Hong took a closer look, "I knew this was not a good book, look......
Cao Hong casually read a few words, "At this moment, every inch of her skin belongs to the other party, and there is no reservation...... Let him know every little secret of her body...... She likes the dusk when the sun is setting little by little and the sky is gradually quieting, those sides that are not seen by outsiders...... All will be shown in front of him...... Lang's love for concubines is strong, and it can't be opened...... He touched her little hand, but felt that the jade shoots were greasy, and the tentacles were slippery, and he became more and more distracted...... What is this, Guo Fengxiao, you are really the number one prodigal son in the world. ”
Cao Hong laughed as he spoke, Guo Jiahun didn't care, "Chromophobia, even if it is a saint, it is no exception, not to mention ordinary people like us." ”
Guo Jia turned his head to look at Cao Cao, "Lord, it is said that King Wen of Zhou has a hundred sons, are they all born to a concubine?" It can be seen that King Wen's women must be indispensable, let's deal with women more, this can be regarded as admiring sages, right? ”
One sentence amused everyone, Cao Cao laughed, and nodded again and again, "Yes, Fengxiao is reasonable, women, the more the merrier, Fengxiao, now I order you to present that book, so that the old man can also admire the way of the sages." ”
At this time, Cao Cao was also like a child, talking and laughing, as if he had forgotten about the boring mildew rain to the clouds.
There are so many shirtless people in the tent, the flesh is hidden, the smell of human flesh, the smell of earth, and the heat and humidity are mixed together, but the atmosphere is driven by Cao Cao, but the laughter continues, and those who don't know think that Cao Cao led everyone to come here for an outing.
Barely having a little food, everyone continued to hurry, the mountain road was difficult, and halfway through, the soldiers were hungry and thirsty.
After a few days, the annoying rain finally stopped, but new problems arose.
The next part of the road was full of barren mountains and bald mountains, no people, and no water source within a radius of dozens of miles.
Under the scorching sun overhead, the soldiers were dizzy and sweating profusely, but they could not find water to drink, and everyone had dry mouths and felt as if they were on fire in their throats, and many people's lips were chapped and blood flowed straight down.
Every few miles, someone collapsed and died of heat stroke, and even the able-bodied soldiers gradually became unable to support themselves.
Cao Cao climbed a hillside, had a plan, and suddenly pointed to the front and shouted, "There is a large plum forest not far ahead, full of big, sour and sweet plums, everyone hold on a little longer, and you can quench your thirst when you go there and eat plums!" ”