Chapter 253: The Battle of Cat and Mouse
For Huizong's refining of divine water, Wu Dalang didn't know the process, but he probably knew what it would be.
As a teenager in the new era, Wu Dalang knew that in ancient times, things like alchemy were basically heavy metals, and the more common elements were mercury and lead, and these two things would kill people if they ate too much.
However, in order to seek immortality, the ancient emperors were often willing to fight, and they were going to die anyway, in case they were really immortal, then they would not be earned, but it turned out that it was impossible.
But Huizong's guy is different from other emperors, other emperors are practicing pills for longevity, and Huizong is refining some divine water for sex, which always feels weird.
At this time, Wu Dalang sat in the hall waiting for the cat and the mouse, as well as the poisonous divine water.
As for whether the divine water is poisonous and how toxic it is, Wu Dalang still has to test it himself.
Only when he checked it out did he know how to plan it.
And this matter has something to do with Wang Chang, Wu Dalang is going to think about it in the long run, he doesn't mind pulling Wang Chang into the water, it's best to drown him after pulling him into the water, this is the most important thing.
The cat and mouse, one male and one female, did not wait for the coming, but first waited for the divine water of Huizong.
Wu Dalang saw from a distance that Xiao Guizi was holding the divine water in his hand, and walked towards the hall with a holy face.
Wu Dalang was a little speechless, holding a bottle of poison-like things and being so sacred, it was simple.
Although the holy little nobleman walked very slowly, he still came to Wu Dalang's side after a while.
Xiao Guizi looked at Wu Dalang who was sitting there and urged: "Master Wu, come and pick up the divine water." ā
Wu Dalang said a little indifferently: "This thing still needs to be picked up, and it is placed directly on the table." ā
Xiao Guizi was very helpless: "My lord, this is divine water, it is quite a holy decree-like thing, of course you have to take it with both hands, how can you put it casually." ā
Wu Dalang was still unmoved: "Anyway, I won't take it, you can put it on the table yourself." ā
Xiao Guizi is his own person, and Wu Dalang doesn't want to do a feint like picking up Shenshui, anyway, he knows that Xiao Guizi will not go to sue Huizong.
The helpless little noble son could only put the divine water directly on the table.
"My lord, the divine water can remove the blood and light disaster on your body, this is what His Majesty specially asked the immortal chief, you must remember to drink it." Xiao Guizi admonished.
"I know, I know, I must drink him and make myself in good health." Wu Dalang said very seriously.
Xiao Guizi always felt very unreliable when he looked at Wu Dalang with a serious face, because Wu Dalang's tone of speech was very strange, and he always felt very perfunctory.
"Well, then I'll go back to my life." Xiao Guizi didn't care about Wu Dalang, who was a demon, and went back directly to restore his life.
After Xiao Guizi left, Wu Dalang walked over and picked up the so-called divine water.
The small bottle is exquisite, and at first glance it is a high-end product.
Wu Dalang knows that there will not be many things like this to refine at one time, and the so-called rare things are expensive, and the less you practice, the more precious it is, so as to reflect the rarity of divine water.
If this divine water becomes a big pot as soon as it is practiced, then it is still refined, and people will doubt the effect of this divine water.
It stands to reason that concentration is essence, but for this divine water, concentration is highly poisonous.
It's terrible to think of a big pot of water boiling into this small bottle...
Wu Dalang beat the small bottle, and then used the technique of smelling gas that he had learned in chemistry class before, holding the small bottle in one hand and fanning the mouth of the bottle with the other hand, and came to a conclusion that this divine water has a pungent smell.
At this time, two housekeepers walked into the hall carrying four cages: "Childe, the cat and mouse you want have brought you." ā
"You can't do such dangerous experiments in the halls, you take them out to the back garden." Wu Dalang said after putting the small bottle back on.
"Yes." Although the two family members couldn't understand the first half of what Wu Dalang said, it was enough to know the back.
After a while, they came to a clearing in the back garden, and Wu Dalang shouted, "Let it go this way." ā
The two housekeepers put down the four cages.
Wu Dalang looked at the kittens and mice in the four cages and asked, "Is there a male and a female in each cage?" ā
"Yes, Childe."
"Well, you can do things, and you can save me any more points." Wu Dalang said and handed the divine water to one of the family members: "You take this thing and listen to my command." ā
Wu Dalang wouldn't tell them that this was the divine water given by Huizong, otherwise it was estimated that the hands of these two guys would tremble.
Of course, the more important thing is that Wu Dalang doesn't want people to know that he uses divine water for experiments. This is quite a treat of the emperor's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs.
"Give one drop to the female mouse in the first cage and one drop to the male mouse in the second cage. Feed one drop to the male cat in the third cage and one drop to the female cat in the fourth cage. ā
After Wu Dalang finished speaking, the two family members also began to get busy.
After a while, the two family members finally finished feeding, stood up and returned the divine water to Wu Dalang.
Wu Dalang took the divine water and stood quietly, while the two family members were a little embarrassed, and they didn't know what to do when they were standing.
So he asked, "Childe?" Is there anything else you want us to do? ā
"No, just stand here and wait." Wu Dalang looked at the cage and replied.
The family members didn't know what Wu Dalang was going to do, but since they said they would have to wait, they could only stand and wait.
After about two minutes, there was finally movement in the first and second cages, and the two rats that had been fed divine water became more and more irritable, running around in the cages, and their eyes slowly turned red.
Then he became entangled with another mouse in the cage and began the work of making mice. The scale is huge, it's simply appalling... (10,000 words omitted here.) )
The two families were stunned, looking at the crazy mouse, they both felt a little embarrassed, it seemed that they were not as fierce as this mouse.
The two family members couldn't help but look at the divine water in Wu Dalang's hand, and secretly thought in their hearts: This should be an aphrodisiac, right? The medicinal effect of this aphrodisiac... It's so strong.
The rats fought for about three minutes, and at this time, the other two caged cats also began to hold back, and began to fight in the clouds and rain... (20,000 words omitted here.) ļ¼
The cat's battle can be much stronger than that of mice, and even the iron cage is shaking and rolling, and the ability of the divine water has once again refreshed the three views of the family, and the family even now wants to drink a drop of divine water to try the effect.
As soon as the cat's battle began, the rats gradually withdrew their troops, and the battle stopped, and the two mice were panting and lying in the cage, panting, while two of the mice drinking the divine water were no longer panting, lying upright, and seeing that they had lost their breath.
The two family members were startled, they didn't know if it was a coincidence, and when they looked at Shenshui again, there was already a trace of fear on their faces.
After a while, the cat's battle stopped, and the family stared at the two cats who had been fed divine water, and sure enough, it didn't take long for the two cats to die.
Only then did the family decide that it was not a coincidence, and that this divine water was not an aphrodisiac, but a poison.
Wu Dalang said slowly: "Take the cage off, don't mention this matter to anyone, remember, it's anyone." ā
"It's... It'sā" said the two housekeepers tremblingly, and quickly walked away with the cage.
Wu Dalang played with the divine water in his hand, his eyes narrowed slightly.
(End of chapter)