Influenced by Confucianism, in the Tang Dynasty, both civil officials and military generals are relatively elegant, even if they are not elegant, they pretend to be very elegant. For mobile phone users, please browse M. Reading for a better reading experience.

Naturally, it is vulgar as opposed to elegance, and as a representative of vulgarity, ", pee, fart" is among the best, and the Tang people even have to avoid words like "toilet", and it is naturally even more impossible to say and pee fart directly.

But Gao Ming said it, not only did he say it, but he also said it at the door of the palace hall, and most importantly, many officials heard it when he said it.

For these officials, who have always been very urbane, it is undoubtedly a very novel experience to listen to "vulgar words" once in a while.

Of course, this is only for the onlooker, and it is not a good feeling for the person concerned.

Hou Junji was transferred out of Chang'an by Li Shimin, and he felt uncomfortable in his heart, and now he was said by Gao Ming to be a "-spewing person", so angry that he almost couldn't help but clean up Gao Ming, but when he thought of the result of doing it, he couldn't afford it, so he could only blush and scold.

"Vulgar!"

Facing the annoyed and angry Hou Junji, Gao Ming's expression seemed indifferent.

"Vulgar? No, no, no, I'm just telling the truth, and besides, this person is going to eat, drink, and sleep, there is nothing vulgar or vulgar, if you want to be vulgar, who can be rude, at least I won't spew. ”

As soon as Gao Ming's words fell, there was a chuckle of "poof" next to him, and Hou Junji immediately exploded.

"Who's laughing?"

Looking at the furious Hou Junji, Gao Ming couldn't help laughing.

"Hahahaha, General Hou, it's too unqualified for you to ask this question, your mouth grows on other people's bodies, what does it matter to you whether people laugh or not? Or do you want to keep spitting people? ”

"You...... Hum! ”

At this time, Hou Junji felt too aggrieved, he couldn't play tricks with his mouth, but he didn't dare to do it, so he had to snort coldly, and then turned around and left.

Seeing Hou Junji's defeat and retreat, Gao Ming suddenly arched his hand towards his departing back with a smile on his face.

"General Hou is going to the mountains and the road is far away, this prince wishes you a smooth journey, don't go missing halfway!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, walking in front of Hou Junji snorted coldly again, and the pace of leaving was faster, and at this time, Gao Ming suddenly showed a victor's smile.

"Do you really think Lao Tzu is Li Chengqian, which stupid bird? Play with Lao Tzu, watch Lao Tzu play and not kill you! ”

Gao Ming originally planned to try his luck and see if Hou Junji would get into the water and start beating him, if so, he would be able to get rid of him, but unfortunately this plan failed, and it turned out that Hou Junji's brain was very good.

However, Gao Ming did not lose anything, although this time he and Hou Junji completely tore their faces, but Gao Ming didn't care, anyway, it was a matter of time or time. [Thousand ↑ Thousand △ Small ↓ Say △ Net W xQq ]

And after completely tearing his face with Hou Junji, there are also benefits, such as now Cheng Yanjin and Li Ji have taken the initiative to come over.

Cheng Biting Jin had a loud voice, and he laughed out loud as he walked over.

"Hahahaha, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has done a good job, Hou Junji, this rabbit cub, Lao Tzu has long looked at him unpleasantly, what a thing!"

As soon as Cheng Yanjin's words fell, Li Ji shook his head with a smile.

"Hey, know you......"

As he spoke, Li Ji arched his hand towards Gao Ming again.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was really reckless just now, this time you offended Hou Junji to death, and I'm afraid you will be impeached by the official tomorrow morning."

Although Li Ji was saying that he was clever and reckless, the smile on the corner of his mouth and the appreciation in his eyes could not be hidden.

Gao Ming took the expressions of the two into his eyes, and immediately grinned.

"Haha, if nothing else, Hou Junji, that guy is afraid that this quilt is going to die of old age in the Andong Metropolitan Protectorate, a toothless tiger, what are you afraid of him doing? As for those officials, my old man is used to them, I won't, I'll scold one when I come, and I'll scold a pair when I come to two, so that their parents can't recognize them! ”

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Ji shook his head helplessly again, while Cheng Yanjin laughed.

"Sure enough, it is worthy of His Royal Highness, he has courage, hahahaha......"

Although Li Ji didn't speak, a trace of appreciation flashed in his eyes again, obviously he was also very satisfied with Gao Ming's attitude, and at this moment, Li Ji really recognized Gao Ming.

After the three chatted a few more words, Cheng Yanjin and Li Ji went back to their respective homes, and Gao Ming also trotted all the way back to the East Palace.

When it was about to lunch, Li Mingda came back, still holding a small fluffy thing in her hand, and when she walked past Gao Ming, Gao Ming glanced at it by the way, and immediately became happy.

"Yo, this tiger doll is pretty cute!"

As he spoke, Gao Ming picked up the teacup and prepared to drink tea, but as soon as he brought the teacup to his mouth, he was stunned.

"No, this is Datang, where did the tiger doll come from?"

Thinking of this, Gao Ming suddenly shouted at Li Mingda, who was running to the backyard.

"Son, wait a minute!"

Hearing Gao Ming's voice, Li Mingda hurriedly stopped, then turned around and stared at Gao Ming with cute big eyes.

"Big brother, is there anything you call your son?"

Gao Ming walked to her side, and then held out his hands towards her.

"Come, son, show me the little one in your arms."

"Hmm!"

After hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda did not doubt him, and immediately put the little tiger in his arms into Gao Ming's hand.

At this time, the little tiger also opened his eyes, and when he saw Gao Ming, he immediately howled at him, looking very cute.

Seeing this scene, Gao Ming's eyes suddenly widened.

"It's really alive!"

Seeing Gao Ming's surprised look, Li Mingda immediately laughed.

"Hehe, of course it's alive, big brother, this is the sixth brother sent to Chang'an from Hebei Province, how about it? Big brother didn't expect that, right? ”

As she spoke, she raised her chin and looked very proud.

If it was usual, Gao Ming would definitely tease her on purpose, but now Gao Ming didn't have this mind, because he was really shocked!

The Hebei Province of the Tang Dynasty is not the Hebei Province of the later generations, but includes the entire three eastern provinces, Li Mingda said that this little tiger was taken from Hebei Province, that is to say, this is the Siberian tiger cub?

Siberian tiger, scientific name Siberian tiger, is one of the subspecies of tiger, adult male Siberian tiger weighs more than 600 pounds, is the largest carnivorous cat in existence, but due to environmental damage, by 2005 years, the whole world Siberian tiger has less than 500.

In terms of scarcity, the Siberian tiger is no less precious than the national treasure panda!

Gao Ming held the Siberian tiger cub in his hand, feeling his soft fur and temperature, and his heart was excited.

"This is a living Siberian tiger, what should I name it? Well, it's called Benben......"

Before Gao Ming's words were finished, Li Mingda next to him opened his mouth to object.

"It's not called Benben, his name is General!"

“……”

The little wild boar is called the general, and the little tiger is also called the general, how can this child be like her father, so what about the two?

Thinking of this, Gao Ming suddenly smiled and touched her little head.

"Son, this tiger is a very fierce beast, it can bite, it is not suitable for little girls, you should go to the backyard to raise the general!"

Hearing Gao Ming's words, Li Mingda immediately shook his head.

"Don't, that big general has become big and ugly now, the son doesn't want it anymore, the eldest brother quickly return the little tiger to me, and the son wants to take it to Ji'er and the little lady to show them!"

Looking at Li Mingda's resolute look, Gao Ming's face suddenly stiffened, and he immediately laughed dryly.

"Uh...... Hehe...... Son, do you say that the eldest brother is usually good to you? ”

Li Mingda is very smart, hearing Gao Ming's words, she knew what Gao Ming was thinking as soon as she rolled her eyes, and immediately shook her head.

"It's not good, the eldest brother has to eat garlic every day, and the son's mouth has become stinky, and the eldest brother is not good at all!"

Hearing her say this, Gao Ming suddenly straightened his face.

"Hmph, it's good for you to let you eat garlic, and you dare to say bad things about your eldest brother, the garlic you want to eat at noon today is doubled, and this little tiger brother confiscated it!"

After speaking, Gao Ming hugged the little tiger and ran away.

Seeing Gao Ming's back disappear outside the courtyard after a while, Li Mingda was stunned for a moment, and after she reacted, she suddenly glanced at her mouth and cried with a "wow".

"Wow...... Big brother bullied me, I'm going to tell my father, woo woo woo ......"

Li Mingda cried and ran out of the East Palace.

At this time, Li Shimin was reading the folds in the imperial study, and suddenly heard a "bang", and the door of the imperial study was pushed open.

"Father, woo woo woo ......"

Seeing the little girl crying so sadly, Li Shimin immediately put down the brush in his hand, and then hugged her in his arms.

"Oh, who provoked my little boy, isn't it Li Su's stinky boy? It's really against him, don't cry, good daughter, my father will help you clean him up1

As soon as Li Shimin's words fell, Li Mingda immediately shook his head.

"No, father, it's the eldest brother who bullied me!"

Hearing Li Mingda say this, Li Shimin immediately frowned in confusion.

"Isn't your eldest brother usually the most spoiled by you? Why did he bully you? ”

Then, Li Mingda gave Li Su to her little tiger, and then the little tiger was robbed by Gao Ming and told Li Shimin, after listening to her words, Li Shimin suddenly cried and laughed.

"So that's the case, this Gao Ming is really, isn't it just a little tiger?"

Thinking of this, Li Shimin immediately touched Li Mingda's little head.

"Son, your eldest brother is right, this little tiger is really not suitable for you......"

Before he could finish speaking, Li Mingda's eyes became teary-eyed again, and seeing this scene, Li Shimin hurriedly changed his words.

"Okay, okay, my father knows, my father will go to the East Palace to help you get the little tiger back, right?"

Hearing that Li Shimin agreed, Li Mingda became happy.

"Thank you, father, eldest brother bullied his son, father, you have to teach him a good lesson!"

Seeing Li Mingda's smiling face, Li Shimin immediately smiled and nodded.

"Good!"