Body 48 The decisive battle begins
The city of Dima has been bustling with activity lately.
As the Western Regions branch venue of the "World's No. 1 Cooking Competition", it carries the ideals of countless chefs. The chefs saw the grand occasion of the registration day with their own eyes, and thought that the preliminary competition would definitely become the focus of attention of the whole city, and they might be able to soar to the sky, but who knew that whether it was the "Tongtian List" or the discussion on the streets and alleys, they did not even mention half a word.
On the street, in the wine store, in the casino, in the market, everyone meets and talks about only one thing-
The night of the full moon.
The only chance to shine in life was drowned out by another piece of news, which made the chef from out of town both unhappy and curious. What happened that night, comparing the world's attention to the cooking competition?
After inquiring carefully, the chefs were depressed to find that it was actually related to the beautiful chef on the day of registration.
The four major Oiran battled on the full moon night, and the top ten celebrity chefs kicked the chef god of the hall.
However, the fans of the four fireworks land are coquettish, plus a few little-known chefs to stir-fry a dish, why did they cause such a big sensation?
A few chefs who were determined to admit defeat finally got to fifteen, and when the lights were on, they ganged up and came to Yanliu Lane.
But before he reached the alley, he was taken aback by the scene in front of him.
"Who's going to be the Oiran? Can Xiao Chushen defend his position? The 'Make a fortune' casino handicap has been opened, everyone is sure to sell it! ”
"The admission card of Piaoxiang Courtyard is only thirty taels!"
"Chef Xiao's unique recipe, come and take a look!"
The noise is one after another, and the wide street has long been flooded. The dense crowd was like a rat in a nest, and even inserting one foot into it became a luxury.
On the archway of Yanliu Lane, hang the portrait of Wufu high.
The four beauties on the left and right sides either cover their sleeves and cover their faces, or they blow the flute with their blue fingers, and all kinds of charms are different, and the paintings are quite charming. When have the men from remote tribes seen such beautiful women? For a while, my heart swayed, and I couldn't wait to cool off at the portrait.
And on the portrait in the center, a man holds a spoon in his left hand and a shovel in his right hand, smiling very chicly, who is it not Xiao Can?
When the enemy meets, he is very red-eyed.
A man in ragged clothes seemed to remember the picture of him hugging left and right, and for a moment his heart rose with jealousy, pointing to the portrait and roaring loudly.
"Chef Xiao, the Great Moon Clan's Gurle is challenging you!"
"Don't be ashamed, Gurle, it's just a painting!"
"I'm sorry, I'm so excited." Gulle smiled awkwardly, and then said indignantly: "Then where can I find him?" I'm going to challenge him! ”
The companion tiptoed and pointed to a brightly lit two-story building in the distance: "According to my inquiry, tonight's decisive battle should be in the Piaoxiang Courtyard in the middle of Yanliu Lane." ”
"So what are you waiting for? I, Gurle, want to roast lamb kidneys with a unique family, so that he can swallow the bitter fruit of failure! ”
"Choke!"
As soon as a few people took a step, a few soldiers in armor at the entrance of the alley crossed their spears to block the way, and asked with an unkind face: "What are you doing, do you have any sharp weapons?" ”
The two decisive battles caused a storm in the city, and even the patrol battalion was alarmed.
Several people's faces were stunned, and Gurle snorted: "We are chefs, we want to challenge!" ”
"I think your chef is fake, and it's true that you want to evade the ticket, search for me!"
As soon as the guards looked at each other, several soldiers stepped forward to scavenge for a while, throwing the spoons and shovels in their bags into the corner like garbage. Only then did a few people realize that there had already been a bunch of spatulas in the corner.
A few people are not rich, and they finally put together a set of kitchen utensils, where are they willing to be confiscated? Who knows that the guard's attitude is resolute: the rules are the rules, either clean yourself inside, or take things and get out.
A few people checked it again, and felt that it was important to find out Xiao Can's reality first, so they reluctantly threw down the guy who was eating, gritted their teeth and walked forward in the crowded crowd.
Gulle couldn't breathe for a few times, raised his head and took two deep breaths of fresh air, and was stunned to find that under the moon shadow, there were several black figures shuttling on the eaves!
He was so envious: Why didn't he learn martial arts well back then, otherwise why would he suffer these crimes?
After experiencing a thousand obstacles, when they finally came to the gate of Piaoxiang Temple, only five of the nine people who were originally traveling together remained, and the other four had already fainted.
Gulle was about to sigh at the bitterness, but found that things were not as simple as he imagined.
The men blocking the door were hundreds, and they were all filled with righteous indignation. At the gate, the two women with broad shoulders and round waists were like door gods, each holding a bamboo row, and they were arguing with the man at the front.
"Why don't you let us in? In the past, there was never a fee for admission, but you are sitting on the ground! ”
The woman on the left sneered: "The strongest duel between the four major Oiran, and our Brother Can fight against the heroes, this kind of grand occasion is rare in a hundred years, can you be lucky enough to see it?" ”
The on the right side helped: "If it is open and people are allowed in, won't it squeeze our gates?" High-end art naturally has to be seen by people with taste, you don't even have silver, where does the taste come from? ”
The woman on the left was too lazy to talk nonsense, shook the bamboo row in her hand and said: "Listen to the ranks, there are not many places left in the hall, and if you want to go in, hurry up - the first three rows of VIP seats are fifty taels of silver each, and they are full!" The guest seats in the middle three rows and the ordinary seats in the back five rows are thirty taels of silver, and they are full! The aisle horse seat is ten taels of silver, and the seats are full! The last row of distant viewing seats is two taels of silver, and there is only one seat left! ”
Do you need two taels of silver to enter the door?
A group of people in Gurle were secretly speechless, and they fell into deep sorrow together like the surrounding dicks.
"Leave me a seat, Lao Tzu will give ten taels!"
Time waits for no one, and there is a steady stream of people coming behind him.
In order to defeat Xiao Can, the five of them also let go. The other four people each took out a handful of broken silver and reluctantly put it into the palm of Schurler's hand: "The people who spy on the enemy's situation will be handed over to you!" ”
"Hmm!" Xu Erle nodded solemnly, tried the amount and said with a bitter face: "But the silver is still not enough!" ”
The four of them said earnestly: "There are always more ways than difficulties. ”
Schurrle knew that it would be difficult to squeeze out a penny, and squeezed to the door under great pressure. When I saw the fat white face of the sixth woman up close, I was shocked.
His tribe had few women, thinning hair and dark skin. Although the woman in front of her is older, she is fat and blessed, and her ass is plump and can give birth to a baby, Xu Erle only feels that her heart is pierced by an arrow from the god of eternal love.
"Beautiful girl, I can only scrape together enough money, can you let me in?"
For forty years, the sixth woman, who had never been described as "beautiful", was blindfolded for a while, and finally bit her lower lip and smiled shyly: "Death, take advantage of the old lady - go in." ”
The third aunt was jealous, moved her fat body to block the door, and shouted to the sixth woman: "If you don't give enough silver, no one will think about me!" ”
Xu Erle's eyes lit up again, and he exclaimed: "Charming girl, your figure is so good." ”
The third aunt's psychological defense line collapsed at the touch of a button, and she squirmed to get out of the way: "Little villain, even my sister dares to tease." Just this time, let's not take it as an example. ”
Xu Erle passed the test and finally got his long-cherished wish.
But as soon as I opened the door, I found that there were too many people in the house. The man who had been squeezed against the door had no one to rely on, and in an instant he puffed out, fell down the stairs with Gulle, and turned into a rolling gourd.
The three aunts and six women glanced at each other, dragged their thick arms, and threw the wailing guest officers back into the door, and then pushed them into the door like a desperate one.
"Bang!"
After a lot of effort, the gate was finally closed, and the third aunt and six mothers-in-law were sweating profusely and coldly announced a heartbreaking news.
"Sold out!"
Meanwhile.
At the east gate of Dima City, the guards on duty vaguely saw a group of men and horses slowly approaching in the distance by the starlight.
The guards who opened the road did not have the decadence of a long journey, their posture was upright, their eyes were cold, and they exuded a killing aura tempered by the battlefield.
Behind them, eight or two carriages came rushing in. The carts are all snow-white horses, and the body is made of fine wood, with fine carvings and extremely graceful appearance.
The best horses, the best people.
The guards had not seen such a large formation for a long time, and asked humbly, "Who is coming?" ”
The guard at the head didn't say anything, but proudly flashed his waist card, which made the city guard's face change greatly.
The waist card of the imperial capital!
From the distant capital of the Tang Dynasty, thousands of miles to the Western Regions to Dima City, could it be that something big happened?
Just when the guards were suspicious, they suddenly saw the curtain of the second carriage open, and a cute fat man poked his head out and asked obscenely: "Hey, how to get to Piaoxiang Courtyard?" ”