Chapter 438: Breaking Legs, Itchy Powder and Stinky Fart Pill

"You, you, what are you going to do? Don't fight, we're wrong, you can do whatever you tell us to do, don't fight. The Wu brothers shuddered as they curled up backwards to dodge.

Li Tai was dissatisfied: "Bastard, two soft goods, now you are soft?" How can you be soft before you get to me? ”

"Master, no, uncle, we were wrong, we don't dare to be disrespectful to Lantian Hou anymore, and we don't dare to despise Zhongnan Academy anymore, you are the best and best academy in the whole Tang Dynasty, our brothers are convinced." Wu Yuanqing begged for mercy.

"Yes, yes, we will go home and offer you up, and pray for blessings every day, please let us go!" Wu Yuanshuang cried and shouted.

Di Renjie couldn't bear it, and said weakly: "Senior brothers, they look so miserable, or forget it." ”

Du Wei smiled and said: "Little junior brother, don't be deceived by them, these two guys are cunning like ghosts, they are not a good thing at all, don't sympathize with them, have you asked Senior Brother Tai, what their brothers said when they came to the gate of the academy." ”

Li Tai stood up and explained: "Hmph, these two guys came to the gate of the academy like dogs and shouted, and shouted for the master to kneel down to welcome the merry brothers of Chang'an. ”

What the???

"Merry brothers? Is it these two goods? Are they worthy? When my beloved and I were crisscrossing the Chang'an flowers, they were still playing in the mud! Du He scoffed.

Fang Yiai on the side said honestly: "Xiao Du, you will blow nonsense, how old were we back then, every time we went, we drank flower wine, and we couldn't do anything else, and we were laughed at by the old bustard all day long, why did we crisscross the flowers?"

Don't talk nonsense, I still have to maintain a good image with Sister Gao Yang. ”

Everyone laughed, Du He really wanted to go over and kick his love, can't he let himself pretend to be a force quietly?

"Oh, by the way, these two goods also said, let me go and call Erya and say what to bring back and let my father break his legs! The second girl they are talking about should be Senior Sister Xiaowu. Li Tai suddenly remembered.

What the??

The anger of everyone was ignited again, and Di Renjie, the youngest in the grade, also became angry, stepped forward and kicked twice with his thin calves.

scolded in his mouth: "Dare to bully Sister Xiao Wu? I'll kick you to death! ”

Then he took out the prepared medicine bag and wanted to feed the two of them.

Everyone just wants to laugh, this kid still misses the same family, and he knows how to protect his senior sister at such a young age.

Li Tai saw that the effect had been achieved, touched his chin and said: "Little junior brother is slow, this medicine is too good, it should be used last, I have an idea, they want to break the little junior sister's legs, we will retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, break their legs, and let them have a long memory." ”

Everyone looked at each other, this Li Tai's junior brother was too ruthless.

It's okay to clean up ten times or eight times, if you break your leg, will Ying Guogong Samurai Yan endure it?

At this time, Yu Chi Baolin stood up and shouted: "Okay, okay, that's it, you should break your leg, you don't know, I thought they were some kind of troublemakers and spies before, so I interrogated them, no, they confessed all the eighteen generations of ancestors, and what bad things they have done, one by one, each one is enough to be killed." ”

Everyone took a pile of confessions handed over by Yu Chi Baolin, and they all saw that they were smoking, Li Yuanba stepped forward and kicked one person, and the two flew out in an instant, hit the wall next to them and fell down, and when everyone looked again, they saw that the hands and feet of the two Wu brothers had all been broken.

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"Senior Brother Li, you shot so fast, all eight legs were wasted, and you didn't leave one for the brothers, it's really not righteous." Fang Yiai complained.

Everyone also nodded in agreement, and Li Yuanba said angrily: "Lao Tzu is the most jealous and hateful in his life, if these two scourges are not for the sake of Brother Xiaowu, I will kick them and destroy their limbs, let the warriors find a good doctor to heal, and they will not be able to get up at all if they don't lie down for a year and a half." ”

"Hey! I originally thought that Senior Brother Li was ruthless, but now it seems that it is too bad, how can you lie down for a year and a half? It should be crippled for life! Then they can't come out and hurt people. Many people laughed.

Li Yuanba shook his head and said: "You are wrong, these two boys are the only men in the family, and they have to provide for their parents, they need to save their lives to make up for their mistakes, this time I will teach a lesson, if you dare to dishonor your parents in the future, and then abuse Xiao Wu's mother and sister, I will kill them with my own hands." ”

Everyone suddenly realized that Senior Brother Li was still older, and it seemed that this married man was different.

The Wu brothers were completely afraid, endured the pain in their hearts, signed the bloody handprint paperwork, and promised to treat their stepmother Yang better than their biological mother in the future, and when the ancestors offered, they would never dare to bully their sister again.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Chi Baolin and others broke one of the guards who came with them, leaving the captain of the guard to go back with a group of disabled people to restore their lives, and said that Zhongnan Academy was fighting for the people.

Di Renjie handed over the two medicine packets in his hand to the captain of the guard, and advised: "You will give these two packets of medicine to the two of you when you arrive at the door of the martial arts house, half a pack for each person, you must remember it, if you dare not do it or make the slightest mistake, hum!"

Senior Brother Xue, aren't you going to show you the big windmill? ”

Xue Rengui was overjoyed, lowered his head and tried the muscles of his arms, these few days in the academy are the happiest days of his life, he can eat every day, this muscle is also growing explosively, and he has endless strength to vent all day long.

He stepped forward, grabbed the captain's left foot with one hand, and grabbed it with a flick of his hand, and then picked it up in the air, and slashed it faster and faster, and from a distance, it looked like a spinning windmill.

Li Yuanba and Yu Chi Baolin, powerful people with bright eyes, can they still play like this?

"Senior Brother Xue, let's take a break, how about we try it too?"

But when Xue Rengui put down the captain of the guard, the man was already foaming at the mouth and was delirious, and everyone looked at it, okay, it seems that one person can only play once, forget it today, let's do it another day!

In the evening, the captain of the guard took a team of disabled people back to the Yingguo Mansion in Chang'an City with difficulty, and when he arrived at the door, he did not rush to carry people into the house, but asked the porter for a bowl of water.

Tearing open the two medicine bags in his hand, one of them was two pills, one of them was easy to get, and the other was powdered, and the captain of the guard divided a stick of incense in order not to make the slightest mistake.

looked at the two sons who collapsed like mud in front of him, and said with a bitter face: "Two young masters, don't blame the villain, the villain really doesn't want to come to the big windmill again, those people are too fierce, this is the medicine given by a five-year-old child in them, I think it is healing, there is no pain, half of one person, drink it." ”

The Wu brothers had already fainted in pain, and if they were awake, they probably wouldn't drink it, because they clearly heard what kind of itchy powder stinky fart pill this was, and it was definitely not a healing thing.

After feeding the medicine, the captain of the guard led someone to carry a group of injured people into the martial family, and then ran to the courtyard frantically and shouted: "Master, the master is not good, something happened, the two young masters have an accident." ”

The samurai Yan was lying leisurely in the back garden and was beaten by Yang's legs, when he heard the captain of the guard shouting, he was dissatisfied, and then got up and walked out, just in time to meet the captain of the guard who ran over like crazy, and shouted angrily: "Bastard, what is the matter of yelling?" ”

"Young master, it's two young masters, they were beaten and crippled."

"What? Rice bucket, what are you guards doing? Won't you protect the young master? Take me there, my son! The samurai scolded and ran over.

"Who? Who did it" Looking at the warrior brothers who did not look like people on the bed, a monstrous anger ignited in the samurai's chest,

The captain of the guard said aggrievedly, "It's from Zhongnan Academy, and not only that, but all our brothers have been crippled by them. ”

"Chungnam Academy? Bai Fan? Good, good, good! Very good ......"

The Wu brothers woke up at this time, not because the time was up, but because the effect of the medicine had taken place.

The first thing I said when I woke up was not to cry out for pain, but to cry out for itching, "Ah! Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy! Help, help! ”

The two brothers shouted heartbreakingly, their limbs were broken but they couldn't scratch them, it was worse than death, and the samurai was about to come forward to greet them, but they heard a sound, ding, knock, bang, bang......

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