Chapter 329, Mi Heng Drumming
Not only the incumbent officials came, but even Yang Biao, who was demoted and idle at home, was also 'invited'.
Cao Cao stood in front of the three armies, wearing gold armor, a brocade robe, a hood on his head, and a green sword obliquely inserted under his ribs.
Seeing that the sun was on the three poles, when it was the most critical time, Cao Cao waved his hand, "Order the old officials to take the stage, beat the drum for the soldiers of the three armies!" ”
The soldiers responded loudly like a tsunami, the sound shook the world, the military was mighty, and after a while, Mi Heng appeared in front of everyone, which once again made Cao Cao's eyes light up and he was taken aback.
On such a grand occasion, Mi Heng turned out to be untidy, unkempt, ragged, staggering step by step, staggering, staggering, as if a gust of wind could blow him down.
Everyone was very angry, especially Cao Hong, Yu Ban, Le Jin, and Xiahou Yuan, who were bloody generals, who were so angry.
Mi Heng did this, and he didn't take Cao Cao seriously at all.
Xiahou Yuan took a step forward and scolded viciously, "What a bold maniac, Mi Heng, you are tired of being crooked, aren't you?" In front of the military Chinese military officer, you dare to wear such tattered, what is your intention? ”
Mi Heng glanced at him slowly, and said disdainfully, "It's not your turn to teach me a lesson." ”
Xiahou Yuan raised his arm and was about to hit someone, but was stopped by Cao Cao, "Miaocai, step back, don't be rude." ”
Cao Cao didn't bother to bother with Mi Heng, so he simply waved his hand, pointed to the war drum standing in the center of the high platform, and simply didn't talk nonsense with him, and directly asked him to beat the drum in front of people to show his ugliness.
Xun Yu asked people to bring a new set of robes and let Mi Heng change them, but Mi Heng was energetic, not only did not change his clothes, but also took off the rags on his body one by one in front of everyone, and finally he was naked, making everyone look stupid.
Mi Heng looked calm, picked up the drumstick frankly, and walked naked to the surprisingly large war drum.
Cao Cao's face was pale, his eyes were sharper than a knife, he originally wanted to humiliate Mi Heng, this is good, he gave himself such a show, although Mi Heng's appearance is not very elegant, but for Cao Cao, he suddenly felt a big loss of face.
In such a serious occasion, there are people beating drums with bare buttocks, what kind of system does it become, just like the Spring Festival Gala of the TV station, suddenly a bare-chested actor came up, and the director of the TV station Noh came out?
It's no wonder if you don't get dismissed.
Xiahou Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, and pulled his sword out in a fit of rage, "This madman, I'm going to kill him." ”
Cao Cao was afraid of causing trouble, so he hurriedly stepped forward to persuade Xiahou Yuan, Cao Cao said, "Forget it, since he is willing to take his own humiliation, let him go." ”
Cao Cao didn't have any way to take Mi Heng, hearing this, Mi Heng stopped and looked back at Cao Cao, "Parents who are exposed to the body, what is the shame?" Which of us did not come to this world naked, I balance today, with the sky as a robe and the earth as a garment, and I am just a few little lice in my crotch, how dare I be so noisy? ”
Mi Heng scolded everyone present in one sentence, and compared everyone to lice in his crotch, which is a great shame.
Everyone was indignant, the crowd was indignant, and they rolled up their arms and sleeves one by one, hating to rush up and play with Mi Heng.
Mi Heng looked at everyone coldly, without fear.
Cao Cao was angry, and it was no surprise that Cao Cao returned to the train of the civil and military ministers, and stood respectfully under Situ Zhao Wen. When it comes to official positions, Sikong is lower than Situ, and Cao Cao does this, which is reasonable and courteous.
Mi Heng didn't miss any opportunity to hit Cao Cao, and immediately sneered, "It's really ridiculous, bullying the Son of Heaven, dictating the dynasty, and actually pretending to be polite." ”
The expressions of the civil and military officials are different, some are contemptuous, some are sympathetic, some are confused, some are angry, Cao Cao is still smiling despite the fire in his heart, he knows Mi Heng too well, and he quarrels with him, and he can't get any benefits, so he simply toss it.
Cao Cao has never been a person with a small belly, if he would have retribution, then Kong Rong Miheng would have been divided by the blade a long time ago, and even those old ministers of the Han family could not escape his bloody purge.
Xiahou Yuan really couldn't stand it, took a few steps forward, came to Mi Heng, pushed Mi Heng all the way to the big drum with his big hand, and kept urging, "Hurry up, don't rub it!" ”
Mi Heng knew that he couldn't hide, anyway, he would have already let it out, so he immediately turned his heart sideways, bit his teeth, raised it fiercely, and knocked it the center of the cowhide drum.
Mi Heng looked around and said in a loud voice, "Listen up, adults and soldiers of the three armies, today I want to perform a song "Yuyang" for everyone, I hope you will be promoted to become rich, be a marquis and worship the generals, the wealth is boundless, and the heirs are endless, don't be persecuted like me and sacrifice ugliness in front of others." ”
Before Mi Heng's words fell, he knocked violently again, and then, the second, third, three strikes, three knocks, and a pause.
The reason why the "Yuyang" is played, Mi Heng also has another deep meaning, in the past, Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu fought the world, Yuyang Taishou Peng Pet surrendered the city, and also led the troops to follow Emperor Guangwu to conquer the world, and made a lot of military achievements, and so after the society was stable, Peng Pet was dissatisfied, jealous and jealous, and even rebelled, and finally won or lost and was cut off by the slave head, Mi Heng used this "Yuyang" to satirize Cao Cao, scolding him for being like Peng Pet in the future, ruined and discredited, and there will be no good end.
Mi Heng next, full of drumming, full of affection, beating the drum bursts, like the thunder in the ears stirring, sometimes magnificent, like thunder, sometimes like a drizzle, moisturizing things silently, the drum is more and more urgent, but the rhythm is not chaotic at all, Mi Heng's eyes are like electricity, every time he waves the drumstick, the muscles and blood of the whole body are mobilized without reservation, only to see his green muscles bulging, angry eyes and fire, as if the big drum in front of him, is the same as Cao Cao who gritted his teeth in his heart, mercilessly, knocked the earth, deafening.
Although on weekdays, we all know that Mi Heng's tongue is like a sword, killing people and punishing people, and making people hate him, but at this moment, everyone is immersed in this song "Yuyang".
Mi Heng's exquisite techniques are vividly and convincing.
The Yuyang drum, the earth-shattering sound, deters the charm and the spirit. Zhuang Zhou hit the bon song of life and death, and Feng Tan played the swordsman Meng Wei. The ambition is higher than the sky, and the fate is thin, and a piece of Dan looks forward to Xianyang.
Looking at Xianyang, tears are shining, and there are jackals all over the country. The fourth and third princes conspired against each other, and Xiliang Wufu seemed to be a strong beam. The clan turned against each other, and the eunuchs left ugly and domineering the dynasty.
Tyranny, He is arrogant, I don't see the Son of Heaven sitting in the Ming Hall. Coerced the king's order to send the princes, how long did the wood beg for fish? If a virtuous person is reduced to a drummer, how can he not be sentimental?